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    L.A. Noire

    Game » consists of 17 releases. Released May 17, 2011

    L.A. Noire is a detective thriller developed by Team Bondi in Australia and published by Rockstar Games.

    L.A. Noire Review from guardian.co.uk

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    #51  Edited By PhatSeeJay
    @Dizzyhippos said:
    " @PhatSeeJay said:
    All units!
    "
    You, sir, are correct.
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    #52  Edited By Contro

    The shooting has to handle like Red Dead at the very least.

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    #53  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
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    #54  Edited By Dizzyhippos
    @MattyFTM said:
    "

    This thread was cited as a source in this CVG article. That's pretty awesome!!!

    "
    Internet fame!!!
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    #55  Edited By fjordson
    Just a heads up. While the Guardian review is real, the OXM UK review floating around has been confirmed as totally fake.
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    #56  Edited By harvey_the_pooka

    I do not trust/read newspaper video game reviews... might as well read the recommendations for games in Playboy

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    #57  Edited By Aishan

    It seems a little flippant for people to dismiss the review entirely just because it comes from a newspaper. Sure, the daily print media doesn't necessarily have the best track record when it comes to games journalism, but The Guardian is one, possibly the only, that actually does pretty good reviews for video games.

    If it were from the News of the World or Nuts magazine I would take it with a pinch of salt, but this is a fairly reputable source, as far as newspapers go.

    Edit: Although the review is gone, there is a lengthy interview on the site still.
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    #58  Edited By eznark

    I don't think it's possible for a shooting system to feel more clunky that GTA.  Not. Possible.

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    #59  Edited By WoodenPlatypus


    I never usually read the guardians reviews but seeing as its the only one that seems to be out there at the moment why not.

    After reading it I remember why, the guardian seems to review games in a way that takes the fun out of them completely.

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    #60  Edited By EVO
    @Claude said:
    "  "Rockstar reckons it's roughly equivalent in length to two seasons of a TV series, a claim that feels roughly accurate."Some people don't care about length, but this rough estimate tells me it should be around 40 to 50 hours. Well, if they're talking about a 60 minute crime drama.  "
    Nah, no TV series is over 20 hours long. 30 hours seems about right.
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    Any word on differences between platforms, I'm nitpicky (and I'm just about to pre-order) and need to know which version to get.


    I know about the disc swapping and PSN being down forever, but anything other than that?
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    #62  Edited By Yummylee
    @TheSeductiveMoose said:
    " Any word on differences between platforms, I'm nitpicky (and I'm just about to pre-order) and need to know which version to get.

    I know about the disc swapping and PSN being down forever, but anything other than that?
    "
    The PS3 version may have slightly better graphics since it was the lead platform, but other than that (and what you already listed), nah. Again generally comes down to whether you prefer the bing of an Achievement, or the ding of a trophy.
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    #63  Edited By Sooty
    @Abyssfull said:
    " @TheSeductiveMoose said:
    " Any word on differences between platforms, I'm nitpicky (and I'm just about to pre-order) and need to know which version to get.

    I know about the disc swapping and PSN being down forever, but anything other than that?
    "
    The PS3 version may have slightly better graphics since it was the lead platform, but other than that (and what you already listed), nah. Again generally comes down to whether you prefer the bing of an Achievement, or the ding of a trophy. "
    for me it comes down to not having to disc swap, didn't think it would annoy me until I played Dead Space 2 and Mass Effect 2

    PS3. It only makes you lazy.
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    #64  Edited By delta_ass

    A shooting system clunkier than the one in GTA4? Wow, this is gonna be awful.

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    #65  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels.
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    #66  Edited By biohazardblaze
    @Abyssfull said:
    " @TheSeductiveMoose said:
    " Any word on differences between platforms, I'm nitpicky (and I'm just about to pre-order) and need to know which version to get.

    I know about the disc swapping and PSN being down forever, but anything other than that?
    "
    The PS3 version may have slightly better graphics since it was the lead platform, but other than that (and what you already listed), nah. Again generally comes down to whether you prefer the bing of an Achievement, or the ding of a trophy. "
    Yeah I think that's going to be the deciding factor here. Differences are goign to be minimal. If you download the 'Gameplay' vids on Xbox Live, it shows the 360 version of the game. A, X and Y buttons and all. It looks pretty much identical.

    For me, I'm a Achievement man and I prefer the 360's triggers for controlling cars and guns. Disc swapping is a non-issue for me. I will spend more time in this game looking at the pause menu's map, or my in-game notebook, than swapping discs.
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    #67  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @Daveyo520 said:
    " @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels. "
    i loved the GTA IV shooting.. i've no idea what clunkiness people are talking about
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    #68  Edited By o_l_l_i_e
    @Vorbis: The Guardian has much more credibility than FOX...

    They've pulled the review now due to embargo which is kinda disapointing, will have to make do with the scrap in the OP
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    #69  Edited By FrankCanada97

    I read somewhere that no auto-aim was the default.

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    #70  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Ahmad_Metallic: I also thought it was fine but I have heard complaints. However just going off this one review you can't really tell how it plays.
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    #71  Edited By quinistheman

    I'm actually more interested in it now that I know the shooting isn't a main component. The thing that took me out of games like GTA and RDR was the fact the the character was killing hundreds of people with no repercussions. Uncharted 2 got the same reaction from a lot of people as well. I can't wait for this game despite the fact that I have to.

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    #72  Edited By Daveyo520
    @quinistheman: Even more so now it makes no sense with him being a cop. Niko and Marston at least had some outlaw in them even though you are trying to reform. 
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    #73  Edited By mordukai

    Which reminds me. I need to still finish RDR.

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    #74  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Mordukai: Me too, my copy ringed itself and I need to get another copy :(
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    #75  Edited By MrQuizmo

    Everyone that didn't see the review last night, rest assured, those bites at the beginning of this thread are the most important parts. The review was maybe a paragraph or two more content, and there'ss nothing in there other than the usual "This game is well made" stuff you see in 5 star reviews. 


    Also, I gotta put in my pre-order today. I keep forgetting.
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    #76  Edited By mordukai
    @Daveyo520: Sucks. My copy is all fine and dandy it's just that the game broke me half way through. I realized they just took about 3 hours of  game play and stretched it to a full game. I got severely bored by it.

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    #77  Edited By AgentofChaos
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels. "
    i loved the GTA IV shooting.. i've no idea what clunkiness people are talking about "
    Agreed, people really have some hate for GTA IV but I thought it was great!
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    #78  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @AgentofChaos said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels. "
    i loved the GTA IV shooting.. i've no idea what clunkiness people are talking about "
    Agreed, people really have some hate for GTA IV but I thought it was great! "
    All those who praise GTA IV deserve an internet chest bump

    *chest bump*
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    #79  Edited By CL60
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @AgentofChaos said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels. "
    i loved the GTA IV shooting.. i've no idea what clunkiness people are talking about "
    Agreed, people really have some hate for GTA IV but I thought it was great! "
    All those who praise GTA IV deserve an internet chest bump

    *chest bump*
    "
    CHEST BUMP. I also don't know what this clunkiness people talk about is. I thought the shooting was very satisfying.
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    #80  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

    I have never felt that the GTA IV shooting was clunky. People are insane.

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    #81  Edited By Daveyo520
    @PrivateIronTFU: I am sure the shooting will be fine.
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    #82  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @CL60 said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @AgentofChaos said:
    " @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Daveyo520 said:
    " @Delta_Ass: Wait for more people to have a word about it before you write it off. At least see what Jeff has to say about how it feels. "
    i loved the GTA IV shooting.. i've no idea what clunkiness people are talking about "
    Agreed, people really have some hate for GTA IV but I thought it was great! "
    All those who praise GTA IV deserve an internet chest bump

    *chest bump*
    "
    CHEST BUMP. I also don't know what this clunkiness people talk about is. I thought the shooting was very satisfying. "
    very satisfying
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    #83  Edited By fjordson
    @PrivateIronTFU said:
    " I have never felt that the GTA IV shooting was clunky. People are insane. "
    Right on brother. I'm with you. And it was even better in RDR.
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    #84  Edited By soapcell

    My big problem with GTA IV's shooting is the cover mechanic. Sure, it's not as refined as Gears or Uncharted, but Niko takes so long to pop out of cover and go back. Same goes for the animation for blind firing.

    Everything else felt okay for me as long as auto-aim was off. RDR improved the shooting and cover mechanics by a whole lot.
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    #85  Edited By biohazardblaze
    @Fjordson said:
    @PrivateIronTFU said:
    " I have never felt that the GTA IV shooting was clunky. People are insane. "
    Right on brother. I'm with you. And it was even better in RDR.
    I too thought the shooting in GTA IV was very good. Maybe it was clunky when compared to other games? But all I was thinking of was how improved it was over the old GTA shooting mechanics.

    We all remember them don't we? When pressing the 'Lock-On' button would lock onto an enemy behind you and you'd get disorientated by the all camera swinging. Meanwhile, the guy you were trying to lock on too has already emptied half a clip into you...

    As long as L.A. Noire doesn't bring back that,  in an effort to bring in non-shooter players, I'll be happy. I'd also be happy with a lot less shooting. Even in RDR which was a fairly good shooter I kept thinking to myself, "John Marston seems like a good guy! Yet I've killed more than a thousand men, a couple hundred wolves and put bullets into almost all the wild animals."
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    #86  Edited By Rebirth1337

    BLASTED! I didn't get to read it due to that embargo. Does anyone have info on when this embargo is up? I find it really stupid to put them up in the first place. Most gamers wait for reviews anyway.
    (edit: what i mean by wait for reviews is most people (or is it just me) wait to see if the game is broken or something)

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    #87  Edited By Daveyo520
    @Rebirth1337: Monday
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    #88  Edited By dillonwerner

    Can't wait, have it pre-ordered and everything.

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    #89  Edited By Afroman269

    I'm ready

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    #90  Edited By RoyCampbell
    @Afroman269 said:
    I'm ready
    My body is too.
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    #91  Edited By Evilsbane
    @Claude said:
     "Rockstar reckons it's roughly equivalent in length to two seasons of a TV series, a claim that feels roughly accurate."Some people don't care about length, but this rough estimate tells me it should be around 40 to 50 hours. Well, if they're talking about a 60 minute crime drama. I liked the review. I'm starting to feel that tingle. Might need to get on day one and see for myself. 
    That sure is a lot of HD awesomeness, YOU READY MAN?
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    #92  Edited By fontainefellow
    I seemed to have soiled my shorts. 
    I seemed to have soiled my shorts. 
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    #93  Edited By PhatSeeJay
    @Fjordson said:

    @PrivateIronTFU said:

    " I have never felt that the GTA IV shooting was clunky. People are insane. "
    Right on brother. I'm with you. And it was even better in RDR.
    I think the shooting in itself in RDR and even GTA IV is fine. It's more the 3d person action that is clunky. With how you have your dude run and then to aim to shoot something, it feels like controlling a tank on occasions. Bad turn radius and not much speed. It worked as long as people didn't start to swarm you and you were having to fight dudes at close range. In RDR it worked better since you had the dead eye thing. It helped a lot in taking care of bad guys that came to close up in your grill while the regular shooting worked fine on fools at a distance. Well and them not having machine guns, of course.
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    #94  Edited By PieGuy

    I read the review in the guardian paper.
    Didn't give any details so I wouldn't trust it. Regardless I will buy it, I'm hoping it won't be a huge flop.

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    #95  Edited By fjordson

    Hesitant to post this since I haven't seen any concrete proof, but I've seen multiple sites and NeoGAF talking about a leaked Game Informer AU review giving the game a 9.5/10.

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    #96  Edited By Claude
    @Evilsbane said:
    @Claude said:
     "Rockstar reckons it's roughly equivalent in length to two seasons of a TV series, a claim that feels roughly accurate."Some people don't care about length, but this rough estimate tells me it should be around 40 to 50 hours. Well, if they're talking about a 60 minute crime drama. I liked the review. I'm starting to feel that tingle. Might need to get on day one and see for myself. 
    That sure is a lot of HD awesomeness, YOU READY MAN?
    My eyes might melt, but I'm ready.
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    #97  Edited By DonPixel
    @Fjordson said:

    Official Xbox Magazine UK's reviews has leaked online as well. Another perfect score.

     “If you were expecting L.A Noire to be a reskinned GTA then you will be left severely disappointed. Many times we hear, “Who will be gaming’s Citizen Kane?”. Personally, I don’t have the gall to say L.A Noire is that type of game. But it is a game that will revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Never in my 20 year history of gaming have I encountered a game with as much finesse, intelligence, and attention to detail as L.A Noire, and for that I applaud L.A Noire. A game which has the nerve to do so much, in an industry where a seldom few are.”

    I don´t take for serious anyone who come out with the good old ridicolous ¨Citizen Kane¨ analogy.. Honestly that´s comparing apples with bananas and IMO is just an unconscious show of inferiority complex by some ¨journalist¨ in the industry.. 

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