Ok, so I downloaded the free L4D update for some ALL NEW SHINY survival mode. Yep, it's basically Horde mode. Except, uh, its hard as fuck.
The Beef
With survival mode comes the addition of Last Stand - a never-ending finale, on an incrementing difficulty, where you and 3 others are trapped in a lighthouse area. There are LOADS of Pipe-Bombs and Molotovs and Gas Canisters and Kerosene EVERYWHERE. But pretty much all the walls can be destroyed so any room which looks safe probably wont stay that way for very long.After about 1 minute of what seemed like being constantly coated in Boomer Bile, the game actually got harder. waves began to include multiple Boss Infected instead of just 1 or 2 at a time. Often we found ourselves fighting off a combination of several Hunters, Smokers and Boomers all at once (highest count was about 5). After about 1 minute and a half the never ending stream of Tanks begins, and if you don't kill them fast enough you end up with 2 tanks as the next one seems to spawn soon after. I remember seeing this graph on the L4D blog.
Anyway basically you don't get a chance to revive, you don't have time to heal or pick up ammo, its basically a constant barrage. There is now a slight charge time on the Melee if you Melee too many times in quick succession, so you can't just sit in a corner and bash them away forever any more. You can't stay still for too long because the tanks fuck you up, and there is always a smoker really to suck you out of any hidey hole (of which there are very VERY few). The highlight of my game was watching Francis be punched off the top of the lighthouse by a Tank (instant death) only to be plucked out of mid-fucking-air by a Smokers tongue . So I guess their accuracy has been given a little boost as well.
If all this sounds a little intimidating, then that's about right. Valve really aren't fucking about with this one. I'm no zombie lightweight, and I have completed all 4 campaigns on Expert and played copious amounts of Vs mode. Yet me, and my party, played for almost 2 hours and we never lasted more than 3:10. Yep, just over 3 minutes. To get a Bronze you need to survive for 4. We searched desperately for places to hide, efficient ways to mount a defence - every time we were completely overwhelmed. Every suggestion was a total failure. For the first time in a long time, I have actually NO IDEA how the fuck to complete this mode.
That's totally awesome.
I look forward to assembling a team of the most anger fuelled Zombie hunting badasses available. I'm looking at you Casey, Wallace, Oni.... ok maybe not Wallace. These zombies aren't going to shoot THEMSELVES in the face. Time to dust of your copies of L4D lads.
See you at the lighthouse.
Love Sweep.
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