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Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court.
"Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court."
Send me a court tape and I'll send you MY lungs. OmegaPirate said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"I'm Louis."
Bull. You're totally a Zoey."
CAUGHT ME."
Oooooh! I knew it. I win. I have won. WON. (THOUSANDTH POST!)"
Grats coltonia - that post sounded like a great idea :D"
"Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court."
I'm only the son of two lawyers, not actually a lawyer; but I'll go out on a limb and say that would not hold up in court.
"Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court."
I'm only the son of two lawyers, not actually a lawyer; but I'll go out on a limb and say that would not hold up in court."
I only have 3 customers who are law students at Baylor that tell me otherwise. = D So who do I trust? The ones that I've gotten drunk with, or you? Hmm...decisions, decisions.
"Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court."
I'm only the son of two lawyers, not actually a lawyer; but I'll go out on a limb and say that would not hold up in court."
I only have 3 customers who are law students at Baylor that tell me otherwise. = D So who do I trust? The ones that I've gotten drunk with, or you? Hmm...decisions, decisions."
"Well, it says RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE that I'm going to get cancer. It doesn't say MAYBE or LEADS TO. It flat out says "Smoking causes cancer". So if you smoke and DON'T get cancer...sue those motherfuckers for millions!!! Legally, I shit you not...it holds up in court."
I'm only the son of two lawyers, not actually a lawyer; but I'll go out on a limb and say that would not hold up in court."
I only have 3 customers who are law students at Baylor that tell me otherwise. = D So who do I trust? The ones that I've gotten drunk with, or you? Hmm...decisions, decisions."
"OMG, this thread is approaching extreme levels of extremism....it may not be around for much longer D:
On topic, I like to call myself a Bill character. I would sure love to be like him when I get older. Except the gay part...."
Bill's not gay, numbnuts."
i dont think he is either but there are rumours of a video floating around the net "
That video shows no proof whatsoever. I never heard a single social security number, home phone number, driver's license number, or even a DAV ID number given anywhere. In turn, that supposed "video" gives no evidence whatsoever but faked audio claiming that Bill "raped" Louis. More than likely, Louis was just trying to get back at the white man for his ease of being seen by zombies in the daytime. = / And it's not like WE did that...
"OMG, this thread is approaching extreme levels of extremism....it may not be around for much longer D:
On topic, I like to call myself a Bill character. I would sure love to be like him when I get older. Except the gay part...."
Bill's not gay, numbnuts."
i dont think he is either but there are rumours of a video floating around the net "
That video shows no proof whatsoever. I never heard a single social security number, home phone number, driver's license number, or even a DAV ID number given anywhere. In turn, that supposed "video" gives no evidence whatsoever but faked audio claiming that Bill "raped" Louis. More than likely, Louis was just trying to get back at the white man for his ease of being seen by zombies in the daytime. = / And it's not like WE did that..."
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