This is how this goes, I start a list and you continue it.
 
1. No matter how bad you are, your connection is ALWAYS to blame.
2. Teamwork is fun, yelling into the mic for help is more fun!
3. In versus mode, Valve thinks it is fun to limit the amount of melee attacks.
4. Congratulations, you did the most damage as a boomer, you were also the only boomer this round.
5. Hurry your tank @$$ to those survivors, you somehow loose control by not hurting anyone.

The writing on the safehouse walls taught me that the internet trolls have to go somewhere when they lose web access.

" The writing on the safehouse walls taught me that the internet trolls have to go somewhere when they lose web access. "

Where the pills are.

Zombies do exist! :D

In life you have to make certain choices
 
Pipe Bomb or Molotov
 
choose wisely

Never try to fight zombies by yourself.  You will get killed.

" The writing on the safehouse walls taught me that the internet trolls have to go somewhere when they lose web access. "

Ugh? Another one of these threads? I guess I'll play along. 
 
?.) Grizzled old men, cute girls, black guys, and bikers can't be stopped by zombies. 
?). Witches aren't as strong as the game leads you to believe.

When a being charged by a tank it's every man for themselves 

• Bots have the decision-making skills of a toddler, and the aim of a Marine Corps. sniper.
• In L4D, the only thing more prevalent than rage quiting, is potential rage quitters.
• All the cool kids choose Infected first, and if things don't go your way, you can always quit before playing survivor.
• If your team quad 'caps, God sends you to heaven.
• If a girl joins the lobby, you must switch to their team immediately in hopes of internet sex.
• No shirt, no mic, no service.

When the tank comes you will get stuck on a desk or branch.

DONT BUY LEFT4DEAD

1. Wait 12 months for Left 4 Dead 2

People can't get by forklifts.

you can make home made bombs but cant put away your weapon to climb onto stuff

When I elbow someone in the face...I'll have a slight cool down period during which I cannot elbow said person in the face. Seriously that's about it, nothing really "zombie apocalypse" related though.

" When the tank comes you will get stuck on a desk or branch. "

 1. No matter how bad you are, your connection is ALWAYS to blame.
 
 
  

 
What about if these happen together?

Dont fuck with the tank.

The boomer is a lazy ass fuck.

Zombies rule.

Nacht Der Untoten(Nazis are undead.)

 
i dont know why i wrote that last one but....