Buying a vita for this I think...

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#1 Posted by CreepyUncleBrad (209 posts) -

But I have to wonder if the Vita's analog sticks will give me enough bass wrangling fidelity.

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#2 Posted by Turtlebird95 (3618 posts) -

You be cray.

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#3 Posted by crusader8463 (14759 posts) -

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

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#4 Posted by ckeats (496 posts) -

Sega Bass fishing and Akio Watanabe characters are truly a match made in heaven.

I'm only being half sarcastic. The game looks great. Although I don't think it's really a system seller. What ever floats your boat though.

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#5 Posted by Flappy (2414 posts) -

@ckeats said:

What ever floats your boat though.

Nice.

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#6 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

Wait what?

Shit, I have to go buy a Vita,

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#7 Posted by AgnosticJesus (547 posts) -

Sounds like a great idea. I bought my Vita for the Welcome Park software and couldn't be happier.

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#8 Posted by egg (1667 posts) -

She's wearing a bandaid over her stocking.

Oh the humanity.

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#9 Posted by ShaggE (8053 posts) -

Personally, I don't see the al-lure.

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#10 Posted by kerse (2425 posts) -

I guess you could say Sony has got you hook, line and sinker.

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#11 Edited by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I don't blame you, I'd do pretty much anything for some new Akio Watanabe stuff. Come ooooooooooooon TWGOK season 3 and Zenmonogatari.

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#12 Posted by CreepyUncleBrad (209 posts) -

I like my anime ladies with a big round bass

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#13 Posted by geirr (3189 posts) -

Sold.

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#14 Edited by nerdstick (2 posts) -

I bought it, it's terrible. Touch-designed control scheme (you can use buttons, and it makes it jokingly easy), QTE-based gameplay, horrible graphics, consistent lag, probably the worst voice acting, fish pop-in, and by '240' lures they really meant 20.

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#15 Posted by ninkendo (180 posts) -

Vita Killer App

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#16 Posted by aaronbst (11 posts) -

jesus christ this thread made me laugh so hard

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#17 Posted by GooieGreen (464 posts) -

I clearly haven't played enough to make a final judgement on it, but... is pretty spot on.

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#18 Posted by Freezer_Burn (213 posts) -
@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

Back of the box quote right there.
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#19 Posted by riostarwind (1163 posts) -

So far this seems like a really meh fishing game. Even though I have nothing to compare it to but random fishing mini games that were in other games I played.

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#20 Posted by ChrisTaran (1998 posts) -

I hope this costs no more than like $3..., $5 tops.

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#21 Posted by awesomeusername (4595 posts) -

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

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#22 Posted by ChrisTaran (1998 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

Good grief -_-;

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#23 Posted by punisherkaos (330 posts) -
@ShaggE

Personally, I don't see the al-lure.

Shut this thread down we are done.
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#24 Posted by awesomeusername (4595 posts) -

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

Good grief -_-;

At a cheaper price, they wouldn't be able to reel in the money!

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#25 Posted by ChrisTaran (1998 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

Good grief -_-;

At a cheaper price, they wouldn't be able to reel in the money!

Well, I'll buy it when it goes on sale. I'm fishing for a deal.

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#26 Posted by Nux (2686 posts) -

What? Why? Stop it!

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#27 Posted by squiDc00kiE (428 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Personally, I don't see the al-lure.

hehe

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#28 Edited by ThunderSlash (2585 posts) -

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

Good grief -_-;

At a cheaper price, they wouldn't be able to reel in the money!

Well, I'll buy it when it goes on sale. I'm fishing for a deal.

At that price they are just trolling.

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#29 Posted by ateatree (196 posts) -

These pun lines are real stinkers -- I say, give these guys the hook.

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#30 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (855 posts) -

I'd only be interested in this game if you actually fish for loli's. I'd also accept watching them fish through bushes.

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#31 Posted by Phatmac (5928 posts) -

I like that this thread turned into a pun thread for some reason. Good job all around guys.

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#32 Posted by Solh0und (2017 posts) -

@Turtlebird95 said:

You be cray.
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#33 Posted by Spoonman671 (5596 posts) -

Maybe don't?

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#34 Posted by awesomeusername (4595 posts) -

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ChrisTaran: It's $20!

Good grief -_-;

At a cheaper price, they wouldn't be able to reel in the money!

Well, I'll buy it when it goes on sale. I'm fishing for a deal.

I think you should buy it on a boat because they have better sails.

@ThunderSlash said:

At that price they are just trolling.

What? This joke is fishy.

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#35 Posted by awesomeusername (4595 posts) -

@Nux said:

What? Why? Stop it!

Do our jokes not hook you?

@Phatmac said:

I like that this thread turned into a pun thread for some reason. Good job all around guys.

This thread is reel-ly great.

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#36 Posted by ThunderSlash (2585 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

@ThunderSlash said:

At that price they are just trolling.

What? This joke is fishy.

Hey! Now that's just cod.

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#37 Posted by evanbower (1247 posts) -

@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

I buy anime girls and fish hooks and try to make my own at home, but they never turn out quite the same!

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#38 Posted by Dark (472 posts) -

@ChrisTaran said:

I hope this costs no more than like $3..., $5 tops.

You are kidding sir, bass hunting simulation of this fidelity will require at least a $30-$40 dollar investment on our part. Truely, we should be thanking them for the opportunity to enjoy the Vita in all its glory.

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#39 Posted by awesomeusername (4595 posts) -

@ThunderSlash said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ThunderSlash said:

At that price they are just trolling.

What? This joke is fishy.

Hey! Now that's just cod.

*Fishpalm*

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#40 Posted by Mike (17021 posts) -

@ThunderSlash said:

@awesomeusername said:

@ThunderSlash said:

At that price they are just trolling.

What? This joke is fishy.

Hey! Now that's just cod.

You guys will have to let minnow if this game is any good or not.

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#41 Posted by mwng (1041 posts) -

You'll have to let us know if this is worth netting a Vita for. I've been angling for another fishing game since Sega bass fishing for the Dreamcast.

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#42 Posted by crusader8463 (14759 posts) -

@evanbower said:

@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

I buy anime girls and fish hooks and try to make my own at home, but they never turn out quite the same!

It's a common problem. The key is the placment of the fish hook and how long you bake in the oven and at what temperature. If it's off even slightly it's not pretty.

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#43 Posted by fluxbit (145 posts) -
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#44 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (855 posts) -

@fluxbit said:

@egg said:

She's wearing a bandaid over her stocking.

Oh the humanity.

And, why are her shorts unbuttoned?

So that we can enjoy just a peek at her panties.

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#45 Edited by Dark (472 posts) -

@FunkasaurasRex said:

@fluxbit said:

@egg said:

She's wearing a bandaid over her stocking.

Oh the humanity.

And, why are her shorts unbuttoned?

So that we can enjoy just a peek at her panties.

We need more pioneers of tasteful panty shots like these in our games, games as art? This box art says HELLS YEH!

::EDIT:: oh god, I just noticed the band aid, I think my brain asploded.

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#46 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (5471 posts) -

@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

Except that you get sent to prison when you get into the center of those cups, or are at least listed on certain websites.

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#47 Posted by crusader8463 (14759 posts) -

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@crusader8463 said:

Loli anime girls and fishing. Truly the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of video games.

Except that you get sent to prison when you get into the center of those cups, or are at least listed on certain websites.

Oh! I always wanted to be internet famous!

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#48 Posted by Yadilie (390 posts) -

You should buy a Vita for Ys Celceta. And then maybe get this game.

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