Lost Planet 2 cheevos are fucked to holy hell

#1 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -

 01. Complete Prologue A 10 G Checkpoint
Complete Episode 1 Chapter 0-A.

02. Complete Prologue B 10 G Checkpoint
Complete Episode 1 Chapter 0-B.

03. Complete Episode 1 10 G Checkpoint
Complete all the chapters in Episode 1.

04. Complete Episode 2 10 G Checkpoint [SECRET]
Complete all the chapters in Episode 2.

05. Complete Episode 3 10 G Checkpoint [SECRET]
Complete all the chapters in Episode 3.

06. Complete Episode 4 10 G Checkpoint [SECRET]
Complete all the chapters in Episode 4.

07. Complete Episode 5 10 G Checkpoint [SECRET]
Complete all the chapters in Episode 5.

08. Complete Episode 6 10 G Checkpoint [SECRET]
Complete all the chapters in Episode 6.

09. 100-Chapter Playback 10 G Event [SECRET]
Play through 100 chapters.

10. 200-Chapter Playback 20 G Event [SECRET]
Play through 200 chapters.

11. 300-Chapter Playback 30 G Event [SECRET]
Play through 300 chapters.

12. It's So Easy 20 G Event [SECRET]
Play any combination of chapters 39 times on Easy.

13. Rookie 10 G Completion
Complete the game on Easy.

14. Soldier 10 G Completion
Complete the game on Normal.

15. Super Soldier 15 G Completion
Complete the game on Hard.

16. Ultimate Warrior 20 G Completion [SECRET]
Complete the game on Extreme.

17. Snow Pirate 10 G Leveling
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 10.

18. Snow Pirate Warrior 15 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 30.

19. Snow Pirate Leader 20 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 50.

20. Snow Pirate Commander 25 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 80.

21. Rounder Chief 30 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Rounders.

22. Fight Junkie Berserker 30 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Fight Junkies.

23. First Among Snow Pirate Elites 30 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Snow Pirate Elites.

24. NEVEC Black Ops Commander 30 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the NEVEC Black Ops.

25. Femmes Fatales Faction Leader 30 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Femmes Fatales.

26. Quintuple Factionalism 50 G Leveling [SECRET]
Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with all 5 factions.

27. Endangered Species 15 G Event [SECRET]
Defeat 3000 S- and M-sized Akrid.

28. A Thousand Unmarked Graves 15 G Event [SECRET]
Defeat 1000 enemy soldiers.

29. VS Graveyard 15 G Event [SECRET]
Destroy 100 enemy VSs.

30. Monster Hunter 20 G Event [SECRET]
Defeat 30 bosses.

31. Instrument of Destruction 20 G Event [SECRET]
Defeat 9999 enemies (Akrid, VS, or enemy soldiers).

32. Thermal Energy Reactor 10 G Event [SECRET]
Accumulate a combined total of more than 99999 units of thermal energy.

33. Death Wish 10 G Event [SECRET]
Die more than 444 times.

34. Weapons Master 25 G Event [SECRET]
Unlock all regular weapons and grenades.

35. Prove Your Mettle 25 G Event [SECRET]
Unlock all the Abilities.

36. Warrior of Many Names 20 G Event [SECRET]
Unlock 100 Noms de Guerre.

37. A Collector's Collector 50 G Event [SECRET]
Unlock all items (weapons, Abilities, Noms de Guerre).

38. All in a Day's Work 20 G Event [SECRET]
Achieve 100 different Good Job awards.

39. Honeymoon Period 20 G Other [SECRET]
Celebrate your six-month anniversary with LOST PLANET 2.

40. Welcome to the Battle! 10 G Event
Play one Online match.

41. War Vet 15 G Event [SECRET]
Play 500 Online matches.

42. Centurion 15 G Event [SECRET]
Win 100 Online Ranked matches.

43. Slayer of a Thousand Men 15 G Event [SECRET]
Achieve 1000 kills in Online matches.

44. Me Against the World 10 G Event [SECRET]
Complete 93 areas while online without the help of other players.

45. Two is Better Than One 10 G Event [SECRET]
Complete 386 areas with one or more other players.

46. Let's Go VS Force! 10 G Event [SECRET]
Merge two VS units.

47. Hot Shot 15 G Leveling [SECRET]
Gain promotion to the rank of Gunner.

48. Professional Turncoat 10 G Event [SECRET]
Fight for a number of different factions in Faction Match.

49. Good Job, Soldier 40 G Event [SECRET]
Earn all the Good Job awards.

50. Committed 'til the End 100 G Event [SECRET]
Earn all the Good Job awards, items, and Career Levels available in the game.

#2 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

Ho-ly shit. That's awesome. I bet it won't make the kids happy that just wanna S-rank it and move on, but it makes the term "Achievement" mean something again. Pretty awesome, in my opinion.

#3 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

Remember when achievments were awesome? 
 
More specifically, remember when Dead Rising came out and everyone went "Fuck..."? 
 
This reminds me of that.

#4 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -

 Play through 300 chapters. there are only 6 chapters in the game
get to lvl 99 with all the factions that's a shit load of online play
also the 6 months thing is not governed by your system clock
 

#5 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -
@trophyhunter: 1,000 bucks says the first one to get the Platinum trophy is Japanese.
#6 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@FunExplosions said:
" @trophyhunter: 1,000 bucks says the first one to get the Platinum trophy is Japanese. "
well that's not even really a bet hahaha
#7 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -

Dear developers: Don't do this.

#8 Edited by George_Hukas (1317 posts) -

Wow.. all you little achievement whores must have never touched the first game?
 
Lost Planet is not for you
 
Edit: lol Only 41 people on GB have the Master Pioneer achievement

#9 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Fuck. That makes me a happy man. Do we know if the PC version will have GFW Live Achievements or Steam Achievements?

#10 Posted by ApertureSilence (1156 posts) -

I was already on the fence about this game. 
 
Now I can definitely confirm: Awww hell nawww.

#11 Posted by JJOR64 (18942 posts) -

Have fun S ranking this game.     :)

#12 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

This game separates the real men from the whores.

#13 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@ch13696 said:
" Fuck. That makes me a happy man. Do we know if the PC version will have GFW Live Achievements or Steam Achievements? "
We don't even know that there is a PC version they did say it would come out "later"
#14 Posted by Shirogane (3567 posts) -

Those are insane, but they sound awesome. Makes me want to get the game.
#15 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@Shirogane said:
" Those are insane, but they sound awesome. Makes me want to get the game. "
I did the math and you have to play through the whole game 50 times to get all the single play cheevos
#16 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

I probably won't get too many achievements but I'm still buying this no matter what.

#17 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:
"

Remember when achievments were awesome? 
 
More specifically, remember when Dead Rising came out and everyone went "Fuck..."? 
 
This reminds me of that.

"
This is Capcom.  When they're not doing awesome modern renditions of seminal arcade games, they're doing incredible new experiences.  If only SEGA would stop fucking around then I would be supremely happy with them too, Afterburner Climax notwithstanding.
#18 Posted by Apathylad (3066 posts) -

I remember getting very few achievements in the first game.

#19 Edited by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow said:

" @LordXavierBritish said:

"

Remember when achievments were awesome? 
 
More specifically, remember when Dead Rising came out and everyone went "Fuck..."? 
 
This reminds me of that.

"
This is Capcom.  When they're not doing awesome modern renditions of seminal arcade games, they're doing incredible new experiences.  If only SEGA would stop fucking around then I would be supremely happy with them too, Afterburner Climax notwithstanding. "
a capcom and sega merger would be awesome
#20 Posted by Shirogane (3567 posts) -

50? Seriously? I won't even get to 5, most likely, if that. 
 
So, who's getting this on ps3 and who's getting it on 360?
#21 Posted by natetodamax (19190 posts) -
@trophyhunter said:
"  Play through 300 chapters. there are only 6 chapters in the game
Wow, seriously? I can see why an achievement like this could show who's devoted to the game but come on, that's too much.
#22 Posted by jakob187 (21662 posts) -
@FunExplosions said:
" @trophyhunter: 1,000 bucks says the first one to get the Platinum trophy is Japanese. "
1,000 bucks says the first person to get all the achievements on 360 is going to be Cadillac Dro. 
 
As for the achievements themselves, I would expect nothing less from the makers of the game.  The first game had some ridiculous achievements that were ACTUALLY ACHIEVEMENTS when it came to the multiplayer. 
 
Having this as an S rank will be a true badge of honor.
#23 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@cide said:
" Wow.. all you little achievement whores must have never touched the first game?  Lost Planet is not for you  Edit: lol Only 41 people on GB have the Master Pioneer achievement "
Hey, that's me. :D Got 1,000G on the original LP, and a fair amount in Colonies but I was burnt out by then.
#24 Posted by HatKing (5876 posts) -

Ah, bad achievements or reason #52 why I don't play Capcom games anymore.

#25 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

A Japanese game with rock hard, grind based achievements? No fucking shit.

#26 Posted by BTHRZeroX (37 posts) -
@cide said:
" Wow.. all you little achievement whores must have never touched the first game?  Lost Planet is not for you  Edit: lol Only 41 people on GB have the Master Pioneer achievement "
I am 2 of those People :P I have it on 2 of my logged xbox live accounts on here
#27 Posted by august (3833 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
" A Japanese game with rock hard, grind based achievements? No fucking shit. "
Crazy, right?
#28 Posted by GunstarRed (5103 posts) -

looks like another Devil May Cry 4 to me... i'll probably put a ton of time into getting like 500 of the points then gave up on it... i only got about 800 from the first game, the hard modes were insanely hard.
#29 Posted by George_Hukas (1317 posts) -
@BTHRZeroX said:
" @cide said:
" Wow.. all you little achievement whores must have never touched the first game?  Lost Planet is not for you  Edit: lol Only 41 people on GB have the Master Pioneer achievement "
I am 2 of those People :P I have it on 2 of my logged xbox live accounts on here "
Well, I would expect you to have it.. but twice? Thats impressive, considering those achievements required you to play through the game 5 or 6 times. I got it too, but that was back when I was Sinny D. Did you get them all again in Colonies as well?
#30 Posted by BTHRZeroX (37 posts) -
@cide said:
Well, I would expect you to have it.. but twice? Thats impressive, considering those achievements required you to play through the game 5 or 6 times. I got it too, but that was back when I was Sinny D. Did you get them all again in Colonies as well? "
Shiz hey Sinny lol Long time no see, and Yeah I maxed out colonies and I maxed out LP around 7 times now 3 for myself and the others from friends. I should tell you that there is no Target Markers at all in LP 2, So no need to search for them
#31 Posted by Khann (2822 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @trophyhunter said:
"  Play through 300 chapters. there are only 6 chapters in the game
Wow, seriously? I can see why an achievement like this could show who's devoted to the game but come on, that's too much. "
there are 6 episodes, not chapters. i imagine each episode would be several chapters.
#32 Posted by Mystyr_E (1190 posts) -

I'm getting mine on 360 mainly because I have more friends there which means more co-op buddies

#33 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -
@HatKing said:
" Ah, bad achievements or reason #52 why I don't play Capcom games anymore. "
that's a horrible reason
#34 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11594 posts) -

Ugggg... It's Devil May Cry 4 all over again...

#35 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

Good old Capcom making achievements fun again. Can't wait to see what they do with Dead Rising 2.

#36 Posted by Turkfinn (84 posts) -

I'm all for hard achievements in games, but a lot of these are just ridiculous time sinks and not actually doing something that would be hard to accomplish in game.  More power to the people that get them though.  This list is definitely for the dedicated.

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