How sexy is mario from 1-10?

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#51 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) -

-0 thats just how ugly he is

#52 Posted by sonic64bit (9 posts) -

Nah. I'd give him a 1 now in his sexiness.

#53 Posted by Nude_Dude (1076 posts) -
Solid_SnakeXx said:
"-0 thats just how ugly he is"

hows that number even possible?
#54 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -

with that mustache  + 10 :P

#55 Posted by fluffsman (36 posts) -

He's totally a ten. I mean who hasn't had those plumber fantasies, am I right?!....anyone?

#56 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Like a 4, not that i check out dudes, but he isn't really sexy.

#57 Posted by Emilio (3380 posts) -
systech said:
"If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?
"
He could also go back to being a carpenter... or a doctor... or a sports player... maybe an artist?
#58 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
Emilio said:
"systech said:
"If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?
"
He could also go back to being a carpenter... or a doctor... or a sports player... maybe an artist?"
I say ASTRONAUT!
#59 Posted by jakob187 (21676 posts) -

I was gonna say face is 9 but body is 3, so a 5 or 6 total...but after the "real" Mario picture...

Fucking too low to count, sir.  Too low to count.
#60 Posted by Subway (971 posts) -

I thought this thread was titled "How sexy is your mom from 1-10?" I was like wow....

#61 Posted by Sparkcil (118 posts) -
It depends which suit he's wearing... [Play

SMG, damnit!]


… But he's always at least a 102% (10.2)

;)

#62 Edited by Meowayne (6084 posts) -

The moustache alone is a 10. I mean, come on. Moustache.  It doesn't get any better.

#63 Posted by Manks (836 posts) -

1 for the "real" Mario and 1 for Mario because he's a guy.

#64 Posted by Arsenal86 (123 posts) -

10 just because of the moustache, man i love it so much it makes me horny and i am not the only one look at peach but if he ever shaved that off i would give him -10

#65 Posted by 8xBiT (140 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"Couse said:
"Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
"
I'd hit it."
Yeah with a fucking shovel lol
#66 Posted by jNerd (2012 posts) -

Kenzo287, OVER 9000!?

#67 Posted by tekmojo (2302 posts) -

1.7

#68 Posted by TheMudlaker (46 posts) -

Resonate, and all you other guys who are afraid of coming off as a homosexual...you all disappoint me.  Mario is dead sexy, so (me being a guy) why should i be afraid of giving him a score of 10? i have a gf.  Resonate your DP makes you look like a fag, i mean, are you trying to come off as sexy to a Giantbomb population mainly composed of guys? Disgusting.

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