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#1 Posted by varun2000 (5 posts) -

something bothers me about mario

he can break brick with his head but when hit by a turtle he dies

surely there has to be a update

#2 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

And Toad has a mushroom on his head.

#3 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19304 posts) -

HE PUNCHES THE BRICKS

#4 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4904 posts) -

lol

#5 Posted by Stete (722 posts) -

And when he gets 100 coins, he has 0 coins. What's up with that?

#6 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -

he spits fireballs from his mouth lol

#7 Posted by Rafaelfc (1311 posts) -

wait... toad HAS a mushroom in his head??

I always thought he was a living Mushroom.

#8 Posted by Reddy1124 (138 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:

HE PUNCHES THE BRICKS

This.
#9 Posted by Brenderous (1097 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

HE PUNCHES THE BRICKS

This.

#10 Posted by ch3burashka (4991 posts) -

What is the deal with Mario? He's a plumber that goes in pipes!

#11 Posted by 49th (2668 posts) -

haha so unrealisting

he jumps on a axe but doesnt get hurt lol

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#12 Posted by BaneFireLord (2907 posts) -

Wackity schmackity doo.

#13 Posted by NegativeCero (2972 posts) -

Brilliant first post.

#14 Posted by The_Tolman (429 posts) -

@CH3BURASHKA said:

What is the deal with Mario? He's a plumber that goes in pipes!

THAT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!!!

#15 Posted by Nottle (1912 posts) -

@Stete said:

And when he gets 100 coins, he has 0 coins. What's up with that?

A metaphor for social security or health insurance. Pay up all your coins you get a 1 up that you may use in the future but who knows by then you could have turned the game off.

#16 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3719 posts) -

@Reddy1124 said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

HE PUNCHES THE BRICKS

This.

Yup, he's always jumped with his fist in the air.

#17 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

lulz.

#18 Posted by DoctorWelch (2774 posts) -

Wow...I never actually thought about him putting his fist in the air to break the bricks...I'm having some crazy epiphany over here. Now that I think back on all the Mario games, I can totally see the animation of him putting is hand in the air...crazy.

#19 Posted by Spuirrel (82 posts) -

Shouldn't this be an image macro? It's as unfunny as one.

#20 Posted by fox01313 (5061 posts) -

Still after about the 2nd or 3rd time of Peach getting kidnapped by Bowser, you'd think Mario would react differently in every game past that so apparently something is broken in Mario's thought process.

#21 Edited by Xymox (2055 posts) -

@Stete said:

And when he gets 100 coins, he has 0 coins. What's up with that?

Because monarchy, and taxation.

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