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Character » appears in 237 games

Originally a carpenter named Jumpman, this Italian plumber has gone on to become the most recognizable video game character of them all, starring in a veritable pantheon of titles like kart racing and sports. He has been voiced by Charles Martinet for nearly 20 years.

My friend is an idiot.

#1 Edited by MattyFTM (13813 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Ok, so the other day, me and one of my mates were talking about Mario, and I can't remember why it came up, but I mentioned he was a fat Italian plumber, and he said, "don't be so stupid, he's not Italian, he's Mexican". I laughed at him and told him he was wrong. So he asked me why he always says "Mexico" then. I was confused, I'd never heard Mario say "Mexico", so I asked him where, and he said he say's it tonnes in Super Mario 64. So we dust off the old N64, put SM 64 on, and when Mario says "lets-a-go" he says "see, I told you he says Mexico". Definitely a facepalm worthy moment.

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#2 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

You're obviously not beating him frequently enough.

#3 Posted by Giantkitty (808 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

O RLY?

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#4 Posted by darthzew (304 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Dude... wow. What a moron. Hit him for me.

#5 Posted by Weltal (2250 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

It's a me, Mexico!

#6 Posted by dankempster (2120 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

When you say it was a "facepalm worthy moment", I trust you mean your palm meeting his face in a slapping motion. Because he definitely deserves it for that piece of gaming blasphemy.

#7 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Yeah, he's a moron

#8 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Huh. Stupid.

#9 Edited by brukaoru (5078 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Lol, that picture is priceless, Giantkitty. XD

Yeah, I've never heard anyone mistake his saying "let's a-go" that bad.

#10 Posted by Virago (2484 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

oh man. I laughed... so hard. Where is this kid from??

#11 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
darthzew said:
"Dude... wow. What a moron. Hit him for me."
Hit him for me too please.
#12 Posted by Nude_Dude (1076 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

I've mistaken SM64s' "So long king bowser" for "So long gay bowser"....but I wasn't too off the point :D

#13 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

PLease kick him in the balls. Then video tape it and make a show called ouch my balls. (cookie for whoever gets my movie reference)

#14 Posted by Kush (8885 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Wow. Your friend must not be too bright, though I am not too bright either because I was assuming he was confusing "Itsa me, a Mario" with..."Itsa me, a Mexico" ...but I was obviously wrong. :P

#15 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
Pibo47 said:
"PLease kick him in the balls. Then video tape it and make a show called ouch my balls. (cookie for whoever gets my movie reference)"
Idiocracy. Cookie please.
#16 Posted by Player1 (3746 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Wow. To one up you, one of my friends whos a 45 in halo (so he plays alot) thought it was Master Chef. I was on the verge on disowning him. 

#17 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
Meowayne said:
"Pibo47 said:
"PLease kick him in the balls. Then video tape it and make a show called ouch my balls. (cookie for whoever gets my movie reference)"
Idiocracy. Cookie please."

*gives Meowayne the biggest cookie in the world* There ya go. Awesome movie.
#18 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

It's a-me-a-Mexico!

#19 Posted by Otacon (2098 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
Giantkitty said:
"O RLY?

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Quick off the ball. Nice to see :). Good work.
#20 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago
Weltal said:
"It's a me, Mexico!"
lol that was pretty funny. :D
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