I'd play Mario Political Party for sure. It's never been established in the Mario lore as far as I know, but it could be safe to say the princess was appointed to a position of power through intercourse and inheritance rather than a democratic vote. I'm not sure if it's a shallow/de-powered or actively political position, but neither justifies it being there. At the same time another monarch wants to come into power (King Koopa). We must end their feudal ways, and use the hard-earned tax money from hard-working toads and plumbers for better things, like toadscare centers and hospitals (The only doctor I've seen employed so far in the mushroom kingdom is a plumber) rather than feeding an overprivelaged family. And perhaps we should talk some regulations on those mushrooms. Some of them are really bad for you, and that could be better sorted with a state monopoly on mushrooms.
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