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    Mass Effect 2

    Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Jan 26, 2010

    After a violent death by an unknown force and a timely reanimation by the human supremacist organization Cerberus, Commander Shepard must assemble a new squad in the seedier side of the galaxy for a suicide mission in the second installment of the "Mass Effect" trilogy.

    I think I was just about to bone Garrus.

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    #1  Edited By I_smell

    Is that possible? I declined it at the last second.

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    #2  Edited By Venatio

    Yes with a female character, it almost happened to me to but I said no thanks buddy

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    #3  Edited By I_smell

    I should've; it woulda bin so fucking weird.

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    #4  Edited By DrPockets000

    Never turn down Bioware sexy time action.

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    #5  Edited By Garrus

    D:
     
    *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again*

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    #6  Edited By raidingkvatch

    How could you turn him down?!

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    #7  Edited By Colonel_Fury

    Yeah, he brings wine. Seriously.

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    #8  Edited By MostlyHeadless

    Hell. I kinda want to start a female character ONLY so I can get it on with Garrus

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    #9  Edited By DJSire
    @Colonel_Fury:  Further cementing his place as a galactic pimp.
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    It's a pretty poetic and tasteful scene, far above "ZOMG Miranda b3wbs!".

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    #11  Edited By Alex_Murphy

    I think if your paragon skill is high enough, you should be able to talk anyone into bed regardless of gender. I'm still pissed that I can't bang Tali with a girl character.

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    #12  Edited By Davvyk
    @I_smell: you should have done it he has a pink space thong under his armour 
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    #13  Edited By Geno

    Would his privates be like his face???

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    #14  Edited By I_smell

    Update: I think I'm anout to bone Thane. If this doesn't work I'll try Legion.

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    #15  Edited By Kyreo
    @Garrus said:
    " D:  *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "
    I fucked you.... don't you remember?  Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!?
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    #16  Edited By Garrus
    @Kyreo said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " D:  *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "
    I fucked you.... don't you remember?  Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
    I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D:
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    #17  Edited By withateethuh
    @atomic_dumpling said:
    " It's a pretty poetic and tasteful scene, far above "ZOMG Miranda b3wbs!". "
    Alien sex is poetic?
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    #18  Edited By emkeighcameron
    @Garrus said:
    " @Kyreo said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " D:  *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "
    I fucked you.... don't you remember?  Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
    I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "
    Rumor has it you have reach.
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    #19  Edited By Animasta
    @I_smell said:
    " Update: I think I'm anout to bone Thane. If this doesn't work I'll try Legion. "
    Thane's one is pretty sad.
     
    for laughter, do jacob. It's HILARIOUS.
     
    look at thiiiiiiiiis
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    #20  Edited By Garrus
    @emkeighcameron said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " @Kyreo said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " D:  *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "
    I fucked you.... don't you remember?  Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
    I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "
    Rumor has it you have reach. "

    That's true, I had reach, she had flexibility. In the sparring, she just seemed to move in ways I'd never imagined.
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    #21  Edited By s7evn

    Poor Garrus...He is one of my favorite characters from that universe.

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    #22  Edited By yetiantics

    Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. 
    It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday!
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    #23  Edited By spaceturtle

    Damn, would not want to see Garrus getting it on with ANYONE. Jeez... I mean, Garrus is cool and all, probably one of the awesomest characters in the Mass Effect series (except Thane of course), but Turian sex? No, thank you.

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    #24  Edited By Brendan

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Sorry Garrus, I'm not into dudes. 
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    #25  Edited By Tiwi

    I want to have this thread's babies.

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    #26  Edited By I_smell
    @PantyshotMQN said:

    " Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "

    Mass Effect 3 needs more bromance and bro-ing out in general.
    I shared a brandy with Dr Chakwas, but what I really wanted to do was share a 40 with Garrus.
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    #27  Edited By Garrus
    @PantyshotMQN said:

    " Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "

    Yeah those Asari seem to have a way with making everybody love them. I swear they can fuck with your head just by looking at you sometimes.
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    #28  Edited By clubsandwich

    nothing beats Jacob's scene. "look at this" hahahahahahaha that was priceless.

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    #29  Edited By ArchScabby

    I'd do it with Garrus.  I always wanted to see what it was like to have sex with a rock.

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    #30  Edited By jmrwacko

    You don't bone Garrus - Garrus bones you!

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    @Alex_Murphy:  I don't think trying to force a sexual relationship on someone is really very paragonish.   In fact that sounds more like Renegade.
     
     
     
    LEGION!  YOU WILL UNZIP MY PANTS!  DO IT NOW!
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    #32  Edited By smcn

    After watching the female Shepard romances on YouTube, I'm really glad I decided to skip them. Instead I flirted around with Kelly and all I got was the ability to see her in that horrendous dancer outfit. I'd rather she stayed in the standard Cerberus uniform.

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    #34  Edited By Helimocopter
    @Alex_Murphy:  i feel like it would be more renegade for certain characters
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    #35  Edited By jmrwacko

    Yeah, if anything the Garrus romance is more geared toward the renegade Shepard. Paragon Shepard has more of a Thane chemistry.

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    #36  Edited By RedneckedCrake

    The Garrus romance is actually pretty good. 
     
    @Laketown said:

    " @I_smell said:
    " Update: I think I'm anout to bone Thane. If this doesn't work I'll try Legion. "
    Thane's one is pretty sad.  for laughter, do jacob. It's HILARIOUS.  look at thiiiiiiiiis "
    All I could think while I was trying out the Jacob romance was "oh man, it would suck to get a woody in those tights"
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    #37  Edited By natetodamax

    Chafing.

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    #38  Edited By RedneckedCrake
    @I_smell said:
    " @PantyshotMQN said:

    " Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "

    Mass Effect 3 needs more bromance and bro-ing out in general. I shared a brandy with Dr Chakwas, but what I really wanted to do was share a 40 with Garrus. "
    Man...just imagine, having a drink with Garrus, Thane, and Jacob while all four of you are watching some old porn tape that Miranda forgot that she made when she was in a high school. Just awesome.
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    #39  Edited By PhatSeeJay
    @Garrus said:
    " @emkeighcameron said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " @Kyreo said:
    " @Garrus said:
    " D:  *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "
    I fucked you.... don't you remember?  Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
    I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "
    Rumor has it you have reach. "
    That's true, I had reach, she had flexibility. In the sparring, she just seemed to move in ways I'd never imagined. "
    That must be an impostor. The real Garrus would be all; I suppose that's for the best. Wouldn't be fair on all of the other ladies out there to have this go exclusive.
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    #40  Edited By I_smell

    Watching porn with other guys is somethin I am NOT into.

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    #41  Edited By RedneckedCrake
    @I_smell said:
    " Watching porn with other guys is somethin I am NOT into. "
    Maybe it's just the way I grew up. One of my first friends and I would go over to each other's houses and look for the nastiest, most messed up type porno we could find a watch it for a few days before moving on to something else. 
     
    But I suppose the Miranda porno is unneeded. Instead, it'd be you, Garrus, Thane, Jacob, AND Mordin all sitting around, drinking beer and watching Tali porno which she made in high school but has no memory about because she was so messed up on acid. 
     
    Don't ask me how it works with the suit.
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    #42  Edited By I_smell

    Grunt wasn't invited cos you have to draw the line somwhere.

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    #43  Edited By RedneckedCrake
    Yeah, and even Mordin is pushing it a bit. I mean, you and Garrus would just be chilling, Mordin would be having some freaky Salarian spasm, and Thane would be like "god you are all a bunch of perverted losers" and probably leave, crying over his dead wife or something. 
     
    I still love Thane though. When I played as FemShep he was my favorite romance because it was pretty touching.
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    #44  Edited By itsAvirus

    Oh my good lord why would you want to turn Garrus down?
    ...unless you've got a thing going with Thane, cuz he is clearly the best romance option in the game.

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