Is that possible? I declined it at the last second.
Mass Effect 2
Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Jan 26, 2010
After a violent death by an unknown force and a timely reanimation by the human supremacist organization Cerberus, Commander Shepard must assemble a new squad in the seedier side of the galaxy for a suicide mission in the second installment of the "Mass Effect" trilogy.
I think I was just about to bone Garrus.
I think if your paragon skill is high enough, you should be able to talk anyone into bed regardless of gender. I'm still pissed that I can't bang Tali with a girl character.
" @Garrus said:I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D:" D: *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "I fucked you.... don't you remember? Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
" It's a pretty poetic and tasteful scene, far above "ZOMG Miranda b3wbs!". "Alien sex is poetic?
" @Kyreo said:Rumor has it you have reach." @Garrus said:I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "" D: *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "I fucked you.... don't you remember? Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
" @Garrus said:" @Kyreo said:Rumor has it you have reach. "" @Garrus said:I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "" D: *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "I fucked you.... don't you remember? Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
That's true, I had reach, she had flexibility. In the sparring, she just seemed to move in ways I'd never imagined.
Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3.
It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday!
Damn, would not want to see Garrus getting it on with ANYONE. Jeez... I mean, Garrus is cool and all, probably one of the awesomest characters in the Mass Effect series (except Thane of course), but Turian sex? No, thank you.
Mass Effect 3 needs more bromance and bro-ing out in general." Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "
I shared a brandy with Dr Chakwas, but what I really wanted to do was share a 40 with Garrus.
Yeah those Asari seem to have a way with making everybody love them. I swear they can fuck with your head just by looking at you sometimes." Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "
LEGION! YOU WILL UNZIP MY PANTS! DO IT NOW!
The Garrus romance is actually pretty good.
@Laketown said:
" @I_smell said:All I could think while I was trying out the Jacob romance was "oh man, it would suck to get a woody in those tights"" Update: I think I'm anout to bone Thane. If this doesn't work I'll try Legion. "Thane's one is pretty sad. for laughter, do jacob. It's HILARIOUS. look at thiiiiiiiiis "
" @PantyshotMQN said:Man...just imagine, having a drink with Garrus, Thane, and Jacob while all four of you are watching some old porn tape that Miranda forgot that she made when she was in a high school. Just awesome.Mass Effect 3 needs more bromance and bro-ing out in general. I shared a brandy with Dr Chakwas, but what I really wanted to do was share a 40 with Garrus. "" Totally want to see a Garrus and (Male)Shepard bromance in Mass Effect 3. It'd be perfect. Garrus loves lapdances at Omega, and Shepard is a raging alcoholic! They'd bro out everyday! "
" @emkeighcameron said:That must be an impostor. The real Garrus would be all; I suppose that's for the best. Wouldn't be fair on all of the other ladies out there to have this go exclusive." @Garrus said:That's true, I had reach, she had flexibility. In the sparring, she just seemed to move in ways I'd never imagined. "" @Kyreo said:Rumor has it you have reach. "" @Garrus said:I must be losing it, I remember being turned down and remember that night too all of a sudden, my god I might be indoctrinated D: "" D: *Stands quietly in corner sniffling and calibrating Normandy guns again* "I fucked you.... don't you remember? Didn't that mean anything to you?!?!? "
" Watching porn with other guys is somethin I am NOT into. "Maybe it's just the way I grew up. One of my first friends and I would go over to each other's houses and look for the nastiest, most messed up type porno we could find a watch it for a few days before moving on to something else.
But I suppose the Miranda porno is unneeded. Instead, it'd be you, Garrus, Thane, Jacob, AND Mordin all sitting around, drinking beer and watching Tali porno which she made in high school but has no memory about because she was so messed up on acid.
Don't ask me how it works with the suit.
I still love Thane though. When I played as FemShep he was my favorite romance because it was pretty touching.
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