After a violent death by an unknown force and a timely reanimation by the human supremacist organization Cerberus, Commander Shepard must assemble a new squad in the seedier side of the galaxy for a suicide mission in the second installment of the "Mass Effect" trilogy.
A Salarian and his assistant are working on a cure for the genophage when suddenly the assistant turns to the Salarian and says "Wait, professor, what if the element zero radiation fails to negotiate a path through the salicylic construct?"
To which the Salarian responds "That's no element zero! THAT'S MY WIFE!"
So my friend and I came up with a corny Mass Effect joke at work today. "A Krogan, A Turian, and a Salarian walk into a bar...The Krogan walks out" Plain and simple. Has anyone else got any stupid jokes like this about mass Effect or any other game for that matter?
This shit reminds me of the bit on the Bombcast, when someone made a "jump the shock" pun about BioShock Infinite. I wanted to die that time.
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