who would you say is the funniest character?

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#1 Posted by walterkovacsv (94 posts) -

Jacob , because "But the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee"

#2 Posted by Vager (1653 posts) -

Mordin Solus hands down.

#3 Posted by Glak (613 posts) -

Mordin, there is no contest

#4 Posted by EVHKwick (452 posts) -

Mordin.

#5 Posted by SteamPunkJin (1286 posts) -

How you could pick anyone but Mordin is beyond me.

#6 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Mordin for sure.
 
Altho I like Jack's sarcastic comments a lot too.

#7 Posted by Ursus_Veritas (383 posts) -

Mordin and Garrus. Tali gets her moments too, but those two are by far the funniest characters.

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#8 Posted by SmasheControllers (2548 posts) -

Love Mordin, but I did people forget about Joker?   
"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

#9 Edited by quinistheman (150 posts) -

Looks like I should talk to Mordin more.  He always kind of annoyed me so I never talked to him or took him on a mission unless I had to.  Seemed like too much of a dick to me.

#10 Posted by xyzygy (9944 posts) -

Definitely Mordin, but Garrus has some pretty awesome dry humour.

#11 Posted by Utiow21 (69 posts) -

Gotta go with Mordin on this, with Garrus, Joker, and Edi all runner ups. Thane might've been my favorite next to Mordin, but definetly not for his sense of humor

#12 Posted by Brians (1460 posts) -

Jacob is terrible. I'd say mordin too.

#13 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3322 posts) -

Well.. while I genuinely like Mordin's humorous inputs and so on, I got the most chuckles from Garrus without a doubt.

#14 Posted by LiquidPrince (15907 posts) -

Shepard - The awesome one.
Miranda - The super sexy one.
Tali - The really friendly sweet one.
Jack - The asshole.
Garrus - The trustworthy one.
Thane - The sleek one.
Grunt - The tank...one.
Kasumi - The ninja... one.
Zaeed - The prick.

#15 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5141 posts) -

  

  
#16 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

Leather Seats.
 
Leather. Seats.

#17 Posted by Gamer_152 (14070 posts) -

His Gilbert and Sullivan reference alone makes Mordin the funniest character.

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#18 Posted by FreakAche (2952 posts) -

Mordin!

#19 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

Mordin hands down. On my Insanity run i didn't bother to romance anyone before I talked to Mordin and he gives you the sex talk. He assumed I was hitting on him instead... classic.

#20 Posted by Yummylee (21496 posts) -

Shepard can be pretty hilarious depending on what dialogue choices you go with.

#21 Edited by Soapy86 (2620 posts) -

Mordin is the only correct choice.  
 
Though Legion amuses me at times too.

#22 Posted by Gargantuan (1882 posts) -

I didn't really like Mordin in the beginning but in the end he became my favourite character in ME2.

#23 Posted by MooseyMcMan (10894 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
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I don't think anything can really top this, though I have to give props to Garrus and Joker.  
 
But still. Mordin effin' breaks out in song. 
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#24 Edited by Meteora (5787 posts) -

Mordin, Garrus and Joker.

#25 Posted by overbyte (86 posts) -

For squadmates, definitely Mordin hands down.

For others, either the Gamestop salarian or the Turian councilor is a tie for me. I'm purely keeping the council alive so I can open a can of whoopass on him in ME3.
  

#26 Posted by zudthespud (3281 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
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#27 Posted by Synaptic (308 posts) -
@SmashedControllers said:
" Love Mordin, but I did people forget about Joker?   
"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
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This.
#28 Posted by phantomzxro (1571 posts) -

Mordin Solus     by a mile

#29 Posted by Shaanyboi (1284 posts) -

Probably Mordin.

#30 Posted by uniform (1835 posts) -

Jerk-mode Shepard.   

#31 Edited by Garrus (543 posts) -
@uniform: I was just gonna post that vid. That vid alone proves Shepard is the funniest man in space.
 
I believe this guy is one of the funniest in the game too.
 
  
#32 Edited by MystDragon3k (123 posts) -

Obviously Mordin has more "humor" lines than most of the other characters, so I guess the "funniest" award goes to him.
But come on, give credit to the others. Kasumi is pretty light hearted and not afraid to crack a joke or two. Legion is funny at moments too, but its the fact that he's accidentaly funny is what makes it better. Jack, Tali, and Grunt all have their moments too....but lets not forget everyone's favorite badass, Garrus. 

(and I'm quoting here)
Mordin: Re-purposed Krogan hospital, sturdy, built to wistand punishment.
Garrus: Thats unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through.
Shepard: What is fun to fight through?
Garrus: Gardens, Electronic shops, Antique stores, but only if they're classy.
 
Garrus is on my A team for a reason.
#33 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

None because this game is serious and devoid of humor.

#34 Posted by McBradders (150 posts) -

Mordin is the only logical choice.

#35 Posted by Jimbo (9799 posts) -
@uniform said:

" Jerk-mode Shepard.   

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Brilliant.  GOTY right there.
#36 Posted by Gooddoggy (410 posts) -

Mordin, followed closely by Garrus.  There are a couple of great exchanges between EDI and Joker, though.

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#37 Posted by Brendan (7753 posts) -

1.  Mordin Solus 
 
2.  Joker 
 
3.  Legion. 
#38 Posted by GilbertMordinAndSullivan (442 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
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@Gamer_152 said:
" His Gilbert and Sullivan reference alone makes Mordin the funniest character. "
Hey guys what are we all talking about?
#39 Edited by JeanLuc (3579 posts) -

I think that all most of the Mass Effect character have some good funny dialogue.
  
"Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached." - Shepard  
 
 "I swear to god I didn't touch anything" - Kasumi  (when the alarm goes off the first time your at the citadel)

#40 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
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#41 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5816 posts) -
@Kyreo: I've watched that video like six times and I still don't get what's supposed to be funny about it.
#42 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@FancySoapsMan said:
" @Kyreo: I've watched that video like six times and I still don't get what's supposed to be funny about it. "
He's not really funny he's just charming and clever.  At least more so than the other party members.
#43 Posted by Alyse (72 posts) -

Mr. Ressetti
#44 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5816 posts) -
@Kyreo:  To each his own I suppose. I thought he was just annoying.
#45 Posted by BlackSymbiote (104 posts) -
@uniform said:

" Jerk-mode Shepard.   

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Oh damn, that's great. I haven't played through as renegade, but I'm going to have to now
#46 Posted by RTSlord (1200 posts) -
@Vager said:
"Mordin Solus hands down. "
#47 Posted by carminescarf (59 posts) -

The Biotic God,

#48 Posted by Tiger1535 (24 posts) -

Mordin or Joker, i love standing behind joker and hear him say random things, some of them are really funny.

#49 Posted by Andorski (5268 posts) -
#50 Posted by Dtat (1623 posts) -

Mordin. Taking second is Joker.

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