Just imagine, a rabid Canadian has kidnapped the Doctors and are forcing them to write DLC in which Shepard gets a rad fourth choice.(The Normandy becomes a transformer in it) The Canadian could integrate the morality system into the situation, like "DOCTORS, if you write the first part of this DLC real good, then I'll choose blue and give you a warm bowl of soup, but if it's not to my like, then I'll have to pick the red option, in which I saw your dicks off. There is no neutral option, because who the fuck chooses neutral." Then there's still like renegade interrupts that could be worked in if they try to fight back, or insult the Canadian in some way.
Boy, there could be a sex scene where The Canadian forcibly attempts to crush Ray's guts with his dick and such.(Ray is the cute one, after all) Somebody get Stephen King on the line, this is the way back to supreme relevancy. I mean, just look at these clips and tell me you can't see this story bubbling. Goddamn, I need to kickstarter this shit.