Guys the reviews are out.
All of this is irrelevant the reviews are out.
Okay.
This is the only post on this forum I have ever made, or probably ever will make, where I am asking you to fucking listen to me.
If you pay heed to nothing I say after this, I will be satisfied. I will be content in the fact that you at least heard me out, that I at least had the chance to stop this, or at least make a dent.
Please, please for the love of everything we hold dear. For the future of the gaming industry, for a a future where we can be a part of this community without feeling exploited every fucking time a game is released.
I spent over six hours last night watching a live stream of Mass Effect 3, and I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop because I was so fucking horrified I didn't want to believe it.
I'm not speaking from speculation anymore, I have seen this game played at length. I have seen the finished product that will be shipped out on Tuesday and I am terrified.
I am terrified that they're going to get away with this. That this is the direction the industry is going towards. That Mass Effect 3 is going to be successful, that it is going to be a landmark release, and that we're going to be treated as retarded manchildren by publishers and developers for the next decade.
This game, is a fucking atrocity. Look I'm not under any delusion, this isn't the worst game ever made. It's probably average at worst, maybe. Maybe I'm still holding at hope that it isn't as bad as I know it is. But that isn't the point. The point is how far they've managed to drag this series down. How low they've gone to get this thing out the door, how much they've sacrificed for a quick buck. It's fucking disgusting.
The level design is the blandest shit ever, over half game is spent fighting husks and Cerberus soldiers, 90% of the dialogue doesn't even have a wheel, I don't think I saw a single mission that wasn't a shooting gallery, over the six hours I watched maybe three story relevant choices were made, nothing from the previous games matters, everyone who could have died in ME2 is replaced with an interchangeable NPC, they kill off major characters for cheap drama, a minor NPC dies off in a melodramatic fashion almost every hour on the dot, there are major plot holes everywhere, they never explain anything, they wholesale rip moral choices out of previous games, a majority of the writing is ear-rapingly horrible, the entire game is spent doing generic quests for each of the races to get them on your side, despite this we learn absolutely nothing new about the races or the universe, they completely gloss over major plot points relevant to the lore in minutes, the character design is horrible, the animation is laughable, they blatantly stretch out story-archs over planets so they can reuse assets, the only three things you ever do is shoot, use a turret, or press A next to a computer, I don't think hacking mini-games even exist anymore, the AI is laughably bad, the game is buggy as fuck, I watched someone walk around the same area for an hour until he gave up and restared the mission and when he finally got back the cutscene triggered,
Shepard's dream sequence is a fucking crime against humanity, people are paid to write this trite bull shit and I have lost all hope for ever getting a Bioware game that isn't pandering garbage.
I can't believe they're going to get away with it. They're actually going to get away with it. They probably knew it too, they could slap whatever shit they wanted onto a disc and call it Mass Effect 3 and people would come out in droves no matter what.
God, I keep wanting to think it isn't this bad, that it's going to be okay. But I know it isn't, I know I'm just trying to maintain this false optimism because I wanted it to be good. Why isn't it good. How did they fuck up this bad?
This is worse than DA2, way worse. I mean I played DA2, I played that whole fucking game. And, I mean, it was bad. Real bad. But I still enjoyed parts of it. I finished it.
I don't think I can even rent this though, it's... I don't even want to play it anymore. I just don't care. It's just so, bad. It's so fucking bad I don't think I could even sit down and tolerate it.
How did it go this wrong. How did we get to this point.
The only left to do is wait for the reviews. Hope against hope I'm wrong. Hope the hours I didn't see improve, the parts I already know are terrible.
Jesus I just looked over that fucking German review again and I totally saw all the parts they were praising. I fucking saw that shit. Is there even anything else? Is that really the best this bile has to offer?
Fuck. We're fucked. We're all fucked.
This is the only post on this forum I have ever made, or probably ever will make, where I am asking you to fucking listen to me.
If you pay heed to nothing I say after this, I will be satisfied. I will be content in the fact that you at least heard me out, that I at least had the chance to stop this, or at least make a dent.
Please, please for the love of everything we hold dear. For the future of the gaming industry, for a a future where we can be a part of this community without feeling exploited every fucking time a game is released.
Please, please, please, please wait for the reviews before you buy this game.
I spent over six hours last night watching a live stream of Mass Effect 3, and I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop because I was so fucking horrified I didn't want to believe it.
I'm not speaking from speculation anymore, I have seen this game played at length. I have seen the finished product that will be shipped out on Tuesday and I am terrified.
I am terrified that they're going to get away with this. That this is the direction the industry is going towards. That Mass Effect 3 is going to be successful, that it is going to be a landmark release, and that we're going to be treated as retarded manchildren by publishers and developers for the next decade.
This game, is a fucking atrocity. Look I'm not under any delusion, this isn't the worst game ever made. It's probably average at worst, maybe. Maybe I'm still holding at hope that it isn't as bad as I know it is. But that isn't the point. The point is how far they've managed to drag this series down. How low they've gone to get this thing out the door, how much they've sacrificed for a quick buck. It's fucking disgusting.
The level design is the blandest shit ever, over half game is spent fighting husks and Cerberus soldiers, 90% of the dialogue doesn't even have a wheel, I don't think I saw a single mission that wasn't a shooting gallery, over the six hours I watched maybe three story relevant choices were made, nothing from the previous games matters, everyone who could have died in ME2 is replaced with an interchangeable NPC, they kill off major characters for cheap drama, a minor NPC dies off in a melodramatic fashion almost every hour on the dot, there are major plot holes everywhere, they never explain anything, they wholesale rip moral choices out of previous games, a majority of the writing is ear-rapingly horrible, the entire game is spent doing generic quests for each of the races to get them on your side, despite this we learn absolutely nothing new about the races or the universe, they completely gloss over major plot points relevant to the lore in minutes, the character design is horrible, the animation is laughable, they blatantly stretch out story-archs over planets so they can reuse assets, the only three things you ever do is shoot, use a turret, or press A next to a computer, I don't think hacking mini-games even exist anymore, the AI is laughably bad, the game is buggy as fuck, I watched someone walk around the same area for an hour until he gave up and restared the mission and when he finally got back the cutscene triggered,
Shepard's dream sequence is a fucking crime against humanity, people are paid to write this trite bull shit and I have lost all hope for ever getting a Bioware game that isn't pandering garbage.
I can't believe they're going to get away with it. They're actually going to get away with it. They probably knew it too, they could slap whatever shit they wanted onto a disc and call it Mass Effect 3 and people would come out in droves no matter what.
God, I keep wanting to think it isn't this bad, that it's going to be okay. But I know it isn't, I know I'm just trying to maintain this false optimism because I wanted it to be good. Why isn't it good. How did they fuck up this bad?
This is worse than DA2, way worse. I mean I played DA2, I played that whole fucking game. And, I mean, it was bad. Real bad. But I still enjoyed parts of it. I finished it.
I don't think I can even rent this though, it's... I don't even want to play it anymore. I just don't care. It's just so, bad. It's so fucking bad I don't think I could even sit down and tolerate it.
How did it go this wrong. How did we get to this point.
The only left to do is wait for the reviews. Hope against hope I'm wrong. Hope the hours I didn't see improve, the parts I already know are terrible.
Jesus I just looked over that fucking German review again and I totally saw all the parts they were praising. I fucking saw that shit. Is there even anything else? Is that really the best this bile has to offer?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck. We're fucked. We're all fucked.
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