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    Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 a.k.a. "the Master Chief" is a SPARTAN-II Commando and is the cybernetically and surgically enhanced super-soldier protagonist of the Halo series.

    So thats where the Chief keeps his ammo

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    #1  Edited By NakAttack
     I know he is physically augmented, but this is ridiculous.  
     I know he is physically augmented, but this is ridiculous.  
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    #2  Edited By Hailinel

    CAN'T UNSEE.

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    #3  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

    That's where I keep my ammo ...
     
    ...for love.
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    #4  Edited By Brendan

    YES

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    #5  Edited By crusader8463
    @WoodenPlatypus said:
    That's where I keep my ammo ... ...for love.
    That's called semen not ammo.
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    #6  Edited By devilzrule27

    hahaha

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    #7  Edited By ReyGitano

    @Hailinel said:

    CAN'T UNSEE.

    This thread didn't have to exist. Now getting teabagged will only be that much worse.

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    #8  Edited By WoodenPlatypus
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    Thanks for killing my metaphor bro. 
    No fair.
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    #9  Edited By Strife777

    @crusader8463 said:

    @WoodenPlatypus said:
    That's where I keep my ammo ... ...for love.
    That's called semen not ammo.

    Oh I call it ammo.

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    #10  Edited By WoodenPlatypus
    @Strife777 said:

    @crusader8463 said:

    @WoodenPlatypus said:
    That's where I keep my ammo ... ...for love.
    That's called semen not ammo.

    Oh I call it ammo.


    F yeah.
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    #11  Edited By NakAttack
    @Hailinel: Now I see why Cortana needs him.
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    #12  Edited By SSully

    @Strife777 said:

    @crusader8463 said:

    @WoodenPlatypus said:
    That's where I keep my ammo ... ...for love.
    That's called semen not ammo.

    Oh I call it ammo.

    Ammo that you load into the baby cannon, AM I RIGHT BROTHER?!?

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    #13  Edited By CaptainCody

    What he lacks in the ability to reproduce he makes up in size.
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    #14  Edited By NakAttack

    The more i sit here thinking about it, he did just get up from sleep, morning wood anyone.

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    #15  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

    Well this thread got derailed fast. 
    Well done men.
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    #16  Edited By zyn

    Ahhhhhhh!

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    #17  Edited By NakAttack
    @WoodenPlatypus: I say that it is right on track.
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    #18  Edited By WoodenPlatypus
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    Either way, 
    we all agree that is the best and only place ammo should be kept. 
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    #19  Edited By vaiz

    Ladies and gentlemen; the Man Cannon.

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    #20  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

    WTF?!

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    #21  Edited By AuthenticM

    what? Is he really grabbing his crotch?

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