Max Payne 3

Forward Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Backwards Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Left-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Right-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Forward Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Backwards Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Left-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Right-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

/Insert references to asensoryexperienceofsomethingthatdoesnotexistoutsidethemind,causedbyvariousphysicalandmentaldisorders,orbyreactiontocertaintoxicsubstances,andusuallymanifestedasvisualorauditoryimages

Forward Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Backwards Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Left-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Right-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Forward Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Backwards Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Left-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

Right-side Jump and Sloooow Motion and shoot,

The End

SHE HAS DYED. HER HAIR. RED.

The Sun is blinding, scorching, yet the darkness persists. Even in the brightest and most colourful of places, the familiar and comforting dance between misery and destitution plays on gleefully; the rhythm is occasionally punctuated by the all-to-discernible whine of gunfire.

Man, the Max Payne games are delightfully self-indulgent.

It flashes blindingy, like the first glimpse of the sun through the dark, a lovers tainted trust stabbing at me somewhere deep and personal, the pain somewhere between here and an imagined nightmare where dark things play upon my nerves, setting my teeth on edge....I'd stubbed my toe, bastard.

It's a Rockstar game, so expect lots of racial stereotypes.

So, it's awesome. That's what you're saying?

@Winternet said:

So, it's awesome. That's what you're saying?

I'm with Winternet on this one, it has to be awesome then.

FYI, you can do this with anything ever and make it seem stupid

They said they were toning down the noir pretentiousness on this one (sadly, imo), but maybe they'll come up with one or two of these...

I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was alright.

Over-simplifying a game's mechanics like this doesn't make for much of a conversation.

I think we're done here.