Oh, poor Jeff. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help to notice the following:
1. Jeff is intensely focused when he's playing and needs to loosen up more.
2. His anger is never erratic enough. Break stuff, sir...break stuff.
3. He needs to vary up his cursing with some random stuff, because "shit" just doesn't do it sometimes. Get the frustration out by claiming you'll be the game's master and it'll be licking your balls by the time you're done with it, then when it pisses you off, just yell "WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT?!" in the loudest voice you can. Someone will ask what's going on, and that's when you throw your controller onto the couch/bed/floor/wherever, go in the next room, and rant off something like "Fuckin' Blue Bomber won't do this shit right, and he's pissin' me off. Muthafucker just keeps jamming his ass on spikes like he's looking for Lance Bass or some shit. I'm fuckin' sick of this little pisshead. Fuck this, let's get some brew, then I'll go back and ghost these muthafucks!".
Posted 2 months ago
Oh, poor Jeff. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help to notice the following:
1. Jeff is intensely focused when he's playing and needs to loosen up more.
2. His anger is never erratic enough. Break stuff, sir...break stuff.
3. He needs to vary up his cursing with some random stuff, because "shit" just doesn't do it sometimes. Get the frustration out by claiming you'll be the game's master and it'll be licking your balls by the time you're done with it, then when it pisses you off, just yell "WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT?!" in the loudest voice you can. Someone will ask what's going on, and that's when you throw your controller onto the couch/bed/floor/wherever, go in the next room, and rant off something like "Fuckin' Blue Bomber won't do this shit right, and he's pissin' me off. Muthafucker just keeps jamming his ass on spikes like he's looking for Lance Bass or some shit. I'm fuckin' sick of this little pisshead. Fuck this, let's get some brew, then I'll go back and ghost these muthafucks!".