The Real-Life Merman

#1 Posted by Sterling (1719 posts) -

Link to original article.

So this dude lives his life as a merman. What are you doing? Playing video games?

I can not stop laughing about this. I find this utterly hysterical. And the first thing that popped into my head was Zoolander.

I am now just wondering if this is going to become a "thing". Like bronies. I really hope not.

#2 Edited by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

Uhh...

#3 Posted by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -
#4 Posted by zudthespud (3276 posts) -

I'm going to make a costume so I'm half fish half man, but the other half. Basically the horsemask for fish.

#5 Posted by StrikeALight (1111 posts) -

Yahoo. Must be genuine.

#6 Edited by stonepawfox (234 posts) -

i live my life as ethel merman

#7 Edited by Snail (8468 posts) -

I am now just wondering if this is going to become a "thing". Like bronies. I really hope not.

I really hope so.

#8 Edited by Demoskinos (13838 posts) -

What do I do with my life? I go merman hunting of course.

#9 Posted by MikkaQ (10224 posts) -

Shows like My Strange Obsession kinda make me miss having cable, but whatever. I feel like I'm wasting less time with entertainment without it.

#10 Posted by hollitz (1168 posts) -

Varys?

#11 Posted by Sweep (8540 posts) -

Moved to the Merfolk board. I'm really glad that already existed.

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#12 Edited by GunstarRed (4728 posts) -

I wish he'd have undergone some kind of extreme surgery to make him a real life reverse merman.

#13 Posted by hankrazorbeard (50 posts) -
#14 Posted by obcdexter (531 posts) -

That's one way to divert attention from your stinking junk. It's natural!

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#15 Posted by MariachiMacabre (6936 posts) -

I want to live life as a Merman. Not that kind though. More like this guy.

Eugene Mirman/Merman

#16 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

The guy probably gets more women than all of us here put together.

Which is sad.

#17 Edited by thebunnyhunter (1210 posts) -

I was disappointed when i clicked that article. I was somewhat hoping that he had a whole bunch of plastic surgery to make his dream of being a merman a reality, that would of blown that real life barbie and ken dolls out of the water.

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