There's no way Nintendo would let that happen... right?

" There's no way Nintendo would let that happen... right? "

Hah! Fuck yeah. Bring that shit on!

Nintendo isn't stupid. This won't be happening.

I have no idea why anyone would let him make a movie.

" Nintendo isn't stupid. This won't be happening. "

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck...

You guys overestimate Nintendo's intelligeance here. They gave the IP to the japanese studio expert in boobs physics. Think about it....

" Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck... "

" @LiquidPrince said:

" Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck... "

Germany has a tax shelter, so Boll really isn't losing any money from these movies.  I'm not quite sure how it works, but I'm guessing it's one reason that Germany's economy is one of the worst in the world. "

" @LiquidPrince said:

" Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck... "

Germany has a tax shelter, so Boll really isn't losing any money from these movies.  I'm not quite sure how it works, but I'm guessing it's one reason that Germany's economy is one of the worst in the world. "

" @DrPockets000 said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck... "

Germany has a tax shelter, so Boll really isn't losing any money from these movies.  I'm not quite sure how it works, but I'm guessing it's one reason that Germany's economy is one of the worst in the world. "

I think that no longer works in Germany or they closed the loop hole in 2005. But supposedly there's another country that has this same loop hole that he's been exploiting for his latest movies. Yep, Canada. At least that's where he's moved his production to. Thanks Canucks. >_> "

" @Bones8677 said:

" @DrPockets000 said:

" @LiquidPrince said:

" Who the FUCK is still motherfucking giving that fucker Boll money for these movies?!? Holy shit. His Far Cry movie had a $30 million budget and made under $4 million back. That's 26 million. WHO is saying okay to these hand outs? What the fuck... "

Germany has a tax shelter, so Boll really isn't losing any money from these movies.  I'm not quite sure how it works, but I'm guessing it's one reason that Germany's economy is one of the worst in the world. "

I think that no longer works in Germany or they closed the loop hole in 2005. But supposedly there's another country that has this same loop hole that he's been exploiting for his latest movies. Yep, Canada. At least that's where he's moved his production to. Thanks Canucks. >_> "

Don't sully my countries name by associating Boll with it. Oh dear no. "

Don't get your panties in a bunch. This is just the weekly (Daily?) video game movie rumor that will end up in the shredder.

No matter what happens I will subject myself to this.  Nothing is worse than Postal.

 
@DrPockets000 said:

" http://movies.ign.com/articles/109/1095682p1.html   If I don't post anything on Giant Bomb tomorrow, you can just assume that I killed myself.  I might as well, I'm dead inside anyway.   This had better be a fucking rumor. "

I wouldn't mind if some superfan made one of those awful "real fan" short films for Metroid.

Why am I the only one who gets a little happy inside every time Uwe Boll makes another movie.

Y'know I've had this Metroid movie trailer of my own direction that's been rolling around in my head for almost a year now. Man, If only I had the money to make a fan trailer. *sigh*
 
Edit: Y'know? ...Fuck it, I'm opening up my art program, at the very least I'll make a still frame trailer with concept art.

" Why am I the only one who gets a little happy inside every time Uwe Boll makes another movie. "