I was worried the Michael Phelps franchise would make the pre-release Apoocalypse mistake of casting you as Michael Phelps' friend. And then I was worried it would do the finished Apocalypse's mistake of casting you as Michael Phelps. No, what I want is a Kinect game where it reads my arms and legs as I furiously beat the shit out of a cowering Michael Phelps in a filthy back alley.
And then remake Apocalypse so I can put a bullet in Bruce Willis' dome.
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