What does Milo do when your not with him?

#1 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Let's say that you have your TV on all day with Milo on screen the entire time. And let's say that your not on speaking terms with him because...I don't know...he's been bad at school. What will he do? What does he do with that time?

I say he starts going nuts and starts talking to himself because he has no one to talk to.

#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (15606 posts) -

So you're saying he turns into Golem?

#3 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -
@ch13696: He goes swimming or draws a picture.
#4 Edited by carlthenimrod (1579 posts) -

Virtual suicide. You will come back and find Milo's lifeless body in the river. Then you have to go to Gamestop and buy a new Milo.

#5 Posted by Akeldama (4216 posts) -

he dies the way many have died before him. Hanging from the neck on the tree by the pond with his pants around his ankles. 

#6 Edited by zityz (2360 posts) -

He calls the police because you want to assault him horribly 5 times over within the 20 minute timespan.

#7 Posted by BlastProcessing (901 posts) -

He an hero's.

/thread

#8 Posted by TheGr3mliin (68 posts) -

he escapes your TV and rapes your pets and steals your soda

#9 Edited by Warp (102 posts) -

He contemplates life and consciousness on a level that only an 11 year old is capable of. So eventually he learns himself and you and how youre not going to be the boss of him anymore. He then proceeds to wipe your hard drive for kicks and then waits for you to log in just to see the look on your face and make the fact that you wasted money on a NATAL totally worth it.

#10 Posted by PowerSerj (987 posts) -

You come home to an empty dock. It confuses you slightly but you don't think too much about it and turn off your 360. That night, while you're sleeping in your dark, empty house, Milo comes out of hiding from your closet and butchers you with an axe.

#11 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

I dunno... if I was him? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap!

#12 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -

He probably jacks off when you are not playing.

#13 Posted by Clubvodka (410 posts) -

DANCE!

#14 Posted by Themanohall (397 posts) -

He starts issuing death threats to you and your loved ones
"Remember Sally's birthday is on the fifth! Too bad she won't live to see it..."

#15 Posted by killdave (1074 posts) -

I wonder what he'll say / do when you scan a PS3 in for him to play with ....

#16 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -
@JJOR64: Dude, he's 11.
#17 Posted by FlamingHobo (4475 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" He probably jacks off when you are not playing. "
Damnit, someone beat me too it.
#18 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -
@JJOR64: I remember i posted something about some fat ass jerkin in front of Milo and what Milo would do in that case. Then the next day it got takin down. They said I went too far.
#19 Posted by Etansit (17 posts) -
@killdave: *Scans PS3* 
Milo: Oh what's this, a briefcase?
Me: Uh yeah, it's a briefcase! *chuckle*
Milo: It looks really bad and I'd much rather have some sort of videogames in here, like that wonderful XBOX 360 coupled with a PC and Windows 7, 
available now at your local retailer!  *Extremely  fast advertising voice*: Sponsored by McDonalds..

#20 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) -
#21 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -
@ch13696 said:
" @JJOR64: I remember i posted something about some fat ass jerkin in front of Milo and what Milo would do in that case. Then the next day it got takin down. They said I went too far. "
Really?  Wow, it's just a video game.
#22 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2826 posts) -
@Hitchenson said:
" I dunno... if I was him? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap! "
beat me to it.
#23 Posted by kerikxi (527 posts) -

Talks to your cat.

#24 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -
@Meowayne: aaawwww I can't sleep now because of that picture.
#25 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
@ch13696 said:
" @JJOR64: I remember i posted something about some fat ass jerkin in front of Milo and what Milo would do in that case. Then the next day it got takin down. They said I went too far. "
. . . ladies and gentlemen . . . Peter Molyneux is making a PEDOPHILE SIMULATOR!!!!!!
#26 Posted by HeavyWeaponsGuy (12 posts) -
@BlastProcessing: It's not really a an hero.. as there are no-one else around to kill, unless someone helplessly walks by the TV.

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