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Minecraft is a procedurally-generated game of world exploration, resource harvesting, and freeform construction. Minecraft supports local and online multiplayer, and features are being added regularly.

Man makes working computer in Minecraft. I shit self.

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#1 Edited by Driadon (2915 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

This guy has used minecraft and it's electric like red ore to create a fully functional 16-bit arithmetic unit. Now, beyond that, he's planning on creating RAM for it and, eventually, allow it to compile programming code. 
 Now I've seen some big things made in this game that are far beyond the call of duty, but this takes the cake. I'm actually kind of curious if anyone else in this forum has either made, or is making, some crazy contraption in Minecraft such as this.
  

#2 Posted by Majkiboy (895 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

dude needs to get laid

#3 Posted by MethodMan008 (701 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

he's probably getting a blowjob while he is recording the video

#4 Posted by AlisterCat (5023 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity.
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#5 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2679 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Holy shit! 
Thats incredible. 
 
Did you guys see the video about the dude making the enterprise in minecraft? 
#6 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

so awesome

#7 Posted by JammyJesus (751 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

I sensed a bit of OCD when he had to close every door behind him.

#8 Posted by gakon (1938 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

This reminds me of the guy who made a working calculator in LittleBigPlanet, but more crazy.  Also how huge is this guy's beard

#9 Posted by The_Philosopher (570 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

sweet adorable baby fucking jesus. that's madness. It makes me want to go play Minecraft right now.

#10 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1667 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Could he make so he could play Minecraft in Minecraft?

#11 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Good god. 
@The_Philosopher said:

" sweet adorable baby fucking jesus. that's madness. It makes me want to go play Minecraft right now. "

#12 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4851 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Bloodgraiv3 said:
" Holy shit! Thats incredible.  Did you guys see the video about the dude making the enterprise in minecraft?  "
Well he didn't actually make the entire ship piece by piece, he imported the schematics from format that Minecraf could read.
#13 Posted by Russcat (127 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
#14 Posted by Driadon (2915 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Lemoncookie01: No, but you could possibly play Dwarf Fortress in Minecraft should he get the compiling working properly
#15 Posted by Gamer_152 (13243 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Speaking as a programmer this is fucking mind-blowing.

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#16 Posted by MarkWahlberg (3958 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE. 

#17 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

These videos are terrifying. I don't like the idea that I'm living amongst these people.

#18 Posted by Kazona (2991 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

I honestly don't get people's fascination with this game. Even this I don't get. Is this actually going to turn into a functioning 16-bit computer, or is he just replicating how it looked? 

#19 Edited by MrKlorox (11079 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Just wow. That's a feat.
 
@JammyJesus said:

"

I sensed a bit of OCD when he had to close every door behind him.

"
Dude built a fucking logic unit with lego-like blocks inside a videogame. I would be offended if he WASN'T obsessive-compulsive.
#20 Posted by Alphazero (1522 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Kazona said:
" I honestly don't get people's fascination with this game. Even this I don't get. Is this actually going to turn into a functioning 16-bit computer, or is he just replicating how it looked?  "
It's a functioning piece of a CPU. A small piece, but still, impressive. 
 
Minecraft is Turing Complete, as those nerds say. 
#21 Posted by TheFreeMan (2686 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

This man must be part of a think-tank, holy living fuck.

#22 Posted by Majkiboy (895 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I getting mixed messages, so every celebrity started their career with sex, or I mean.. is sex the most important factor for becoming a celebrity? :S
#23 Posted by emkeighcameron (1876 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

MATH IS IMPORTANT

#24 Edited by raiz265 (2229 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

....wat? 
 
 
creepers would have a big ass party in there i guess

#25 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@emkeighcameron said:
" MATH IS IMPORTANT "
I'll drink to that.
#26 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Bloodgraiv3 said:
"Holy shit! Thats incredible.  Did you guys see the video about the dude making the enterprise in minecraft?  "

Oh man, I looked it up. That guy's voice sounds almost fake. 
 
  
  
#27 Posted by MrKlorox (11079 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

He should have taken an isometric screenshot.

#28 Posted by mutha3 (4963 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@pornstorestiffi said:
" @Bloodgraiv3 said:
" Holy shit! Thats incredible.  Did you guys see the video about the dude making the enterprise in minecraft?  "
Well he didn't actually make the entire ship piece by piece, he imported the schematics from format that Minecraf could read. "
Even if he had made it entirely by hand, it still wouldn't even come close to comapring what this wacko in the OP has done.
 
Jesus
 
Jesus
 
Jesus
 

#29 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Kazona said:
" I honestly don't get people's fascination with this game. Even this I don't get. Is this actually going to turn into a functioning 16-bit computer, or is he just replicating how it looked?  "
This is the ALU, which is the advanced mathematics aspect of a CPU.  The part that does all the hard work essentially.  He's also planning to build the other pieces, such as local RAM (cache/registers) etc and eventually even a compiler portion too so you'll be able to use his Minecraft Computer to compile stuff written in other languages into Minecraft Computer Assembly.  It'll be slow, really, really slow.  But it will work.
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#31 Posted by ArbitraryWater (8961 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

And this is why I occasionally bother to spend time with other people.  So I don't turn into that guy.

#32 Posted by DrGeneDangoMD (7 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Incredible. Hope GB does a quick look on this game.

#33 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (4813 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Majkiboy said:
" @AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I getting mixed messages, so every celebrity started their career with sex, or I mean.. is sex the most important factor for becoming a celebrity? :S "
I'm confused too. 
 
Sex is healthy as is relationships.  he may have been doing it in his spare time and he does have female/male partner(s) as well as friends.  So yes.  Sex can improve the quality of your life as long as you don't over indulge in it which is the rule for everything including Minecraft.
#34 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I'm not sure how building a computer inside a game is a better use of his time.
#35 Posted by Driadon (2915 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" @AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I'm not sure how building a computer inside a game is a better use of his time. "
Nothing like showing up to a job interview saying "My portfolio is inside of Minecraft" 
#36 Posted by Potter9156 (931 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Incredible. I really need to get a half decent computer so I can play this damn game.

#37 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Driadon said:
" @PrivateIronTFU said:
" @AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I'm not sure how building a computer inside a game is a better use of his time. "
Nothing like showing up to a job interview saying "My portfolio is inside of Minecraft"  "
Which is followed immediately by, 'Well, thanks for coming in'.
#38 Posted by Skytylz (3783 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@SeriouslyNow said:
" @Kazona said:
" I honestly don't get people's fascination with this game. Even this I don't get. Is this actually going to turn into a functioning 16-bit computer, or is he just replicating how it looked?  "
This is the ALU, which is the advanced mathematics aspect of a CPU.  The part that does all the hard work essentially.  He's also planning to build the other pieces, such as local RAM (cache/registers) etc and eventually even a compiler portion too so you'll be able to use his Minecraft Computer to compile stuff written in other languages into Minecraft Computer Assembly.  It'll be slow, really, really slow.  But it will work. "
Could he eventually build other parts of a computer?  I'm sure that would take ages, but would it be possible based on this?
#39 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
Amazing.
 
@Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
Definitely deserves it after this slice of WTF genius.
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#40 Posted by Driadon (2915 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" @Driadon said:
" @PrivateIronTFU said:
" @AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I'm not sure how building a computer inside a game is a better use of his time. "
Nothing like showing up to a job interview saying "My portfolio is inside of Minecraft"  "
Which is followed immediately by, 'Well, thanks for coming in'. "
Eh, if it's a computer company like that and you have a proof of concept that is that out there, but still, you know, logical you could score a better job then you think. It proves that you have a full understanding of computing and that you can think outside the box.
#41 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Skytylz said:
" @SeriouslyNow said:
" @Kazona said:
" I honestly don't get people's fascination with this game. Even this I don't get. Is this actually going to turn into a functioning 16-bit computer, or is he just replicating how it looked?  "
This is the ALU, which is the advanced mathematics aspect of a CPU.  The part that does all the hard work essentially.  He's also planning to build the other pieces, such as local RAM (cache/registers) etc and eventually even a compiler portion too so you'll be able to use his Minecraft Computer to compile stuff written in other languages into Minecraft Computer Assembly.  It'll be slow, really, really slow.  But it will work. "
Could he eventually build other parts of a computer?  I'm sure that would take ages, but would it be possible based on this? "
Yes.   He could.  There are even LCD displays in Minecraft. 
 
  
#42 Posted by Mikemcn (6791 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

That dude should stop playing minecraft and get a internship at the NSA or something.

#43 Posted by gakon (1938 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
#44 Posted by Geno (6479 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Needs a die shrink XD

#45 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@Driadon said:
" @PrivateIronTFU said:
" @Driadon said:
" @PrivateIronTFU said:
" @AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
I'm not sure how building a computer inside a game is a better use of his time. "
Nothing like showing up to a job interview saying "My portfolio is inside of Minecraft"  "
Which is followed immediately by, 'Well, thanks for coming in'. "
Eh, if it's a computer company like that and you have a proof of concept that is that out there, but still, you know, logical you could score a better job then you think. It proves that you have a full understanding of computing and that you can think outside the box. "
Well you sucked the fun right outta that joke.
#46 Posted by Praab_NZ (277 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

That is really impressive

#47 Posted by MistaSparkle (2071 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Man, people be crazy.

#48 Posted by Franstone (933 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

So this is the bastard who creates SkyNet...  
We must destroy him...
#49 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5414 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

I have no idea what any of the stuff in that video is/does/means.
 
But it's still pretty cool.

#50 Posted by ryanwho (12083 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@AlisterCat said:
" @Majkiboy said:
" dude needs to get laid "
I'm sure sex will improve his quality of life. We all know sex gets you places in life, instead of intelligence. Just look at... well, every celebrity. "
You should get laid.
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