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    Minecraft

    Game » consists of 33 releases. Released May 17, 2009

    A 3D procedurally-generated game of world exploration, resource harvesting, and freeform construction, featuring a unique block-based art style and online multiplayer. It received numerous ports and updates for nearly a decade after its initial release.

    Man makes working computer in Minecraft. I shit self.

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    JJOR64

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    #51  Edited By JJOR64

    I am now intrigued by Minecraft.

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    Capum15

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    #52  Edited By Capum15

    Dude, holy shit.

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    #53  Edited By EliasT
    @MethodMan008 said:
    " he's probably getting a blowjob while he is recording the video "
    How could you not after doing something amazing like that?
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    #54  Edited By BraveToaster
    This makes me feel insignificant in Minecraft. All I can make are houses and bridges.
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    #55  Edited By Chemin

    What. The.

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    @Majkiboy said:
    " dude needs to get laid "

    Ever noticed how, whenever somebody spends their time doing anything, somebody thinks they need to get laid?  It never fails.

    It's a kinda cool computer thing, although computers don't get my motor going.

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    #57  Edited By Diamond

    I'm curious if there's any limitation within Minecraft when it comes to the redstone logic gates or game world size that's going to cap the project.  Either way it's neat, but it is kind of an autistic-type project.

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    #58  Edited By wrathofconn
    @gakon5
    Here's the logical conclusion of this: http://xkcd.com/505/
     
     
    Yes, I was hoping someone would post that exact response.
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    #59  Edited By Dany

    i find it funny that he has doors and closes them.

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    #60  Edited By DoctorWelch

    Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it.

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    #61  Edited By SeriouslyNow
    @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it.
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    #62  Edited By DoctorWelch
    @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it. "
    I am not assuming anything. I'm not saying his entire life is a waste, but he obviously is wasting his time in some form or another.
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    #63  Edited By Jack268

    Oh my god. I couldn't even come up with the idea to create something like this 

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    #64  Edited By LordAndrew
    @DoctorWelch: So? If you're gonna do stuff like that, you might as well have fun doing it. I myself have been using Giant Bomb as a platform for learning programming.
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    #65  Edited By DrPockets000

    That's pretty awesome.

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    #66  Edited By BionicMonster
    @MrKlorox said:
    " He should have taken an isometric screenshot. "
    its in survival mode so that would be kinda tough to do. but he could easily make a cartographer screenshot.
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    #67  Edited By Ace829
    @Lemoncookie01 said:
    " Could he make so he could play Minecraft in Minecraft? "
    Yo dawg I heard you like Mine-...nvm
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    #68  Edited By guiseppe

    I dont get it. Like.. How does it work? I thought Minecraft was just building with virtual blocks. Color me confused.

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    #69  Edited By buwchbach
    @Majkiboy said:
    " dude needs to get laid "
    By me. 
    This man is so cool.
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    #70  Edited By blair

    This is refuckingdiculous.
     
    Wow.
     
    EDIT: Those pigs have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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    #71  Edited By SSully
    @DoctorWelch said:

    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "

    Dude he just spent his spare time doing this. While i am clearing out near by mountains, building an elaborate minecart system when i have time, this guy is building an ALU. I wish i had the knowledge to do this, because i would. I just started learning about the stuff in intro to programming class and watching this is making me excited and wanting to try it. If you interested in this stuff, its actually fun to do. 
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    #72  Edited By Meowayne
     
    God creates dinosaurs. 
    God destroys dinosaurs. 
    God creates man. 
    Man destroys God. 
    Man builds working computer in minecraft.
     
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    #73  Edited By 9cupsoftea
    @guiseppe said:
    " I dont get it. Like.. How does it work? I thought Minecraft was just building with virtual blocks. Color me confused. "
    You got a 1 or a 0. There are these little things that if you put two binary numbers in, you get one out. You just get more and more of those little things, making more complex circuitry, and eventually you have a computer. 
     
    Something like that anyway. I dunno.
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    #74  Edited By me3639

    Which one is worse, and which needs more help(mentally)? -----Note this is sarcasm and not intentionally meaning they need serious help.  
     
     
    It wont embed for some reason so here is the link. 
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn2-d5a3r94
     
     
     

       
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    #75  Edited By LordAndrew
    @guiseppe said:
    " I dont get it. Like.. How does it work? I thought Minecraft was just building with virtual blocks. Color me confused. "
    Redstone. It allows you to create circuits, and you can make them pretty damn complex if you want.
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    #76  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    ive no idea what im looking at

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    Holy shit that's awesome.

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    #78  Edited By CptChiken

    That is just mind blowingly scary

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    #79  Edited By Franstone
    @Claude said:
    "@Bloodgraiv3 said:
    "Holy shit! Thats incredible.  Did you guys see the video about the dude making the enterprise in minecraft?  "

    Oh man, I looked it up. That guy's voice sounds almost fake. 
     
      
       "

    How do you make a 1:1 scale of something that doesn't even exist...  hah 
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    #80  Edited By raiz265

    soooo... what happens if an update gets released that will fuck up all your saves?

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    #81  Edited By SeriouslyNow
    @DoctorWelch said:
    " @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it. "
    I am not assuming anything. I'm not saying his entire life is a waste, but he obviously is wasting his time in some form or another. "
    Yes and your posts here on Giantbomb are curing cancer as we speak....
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    #82  Edited By Rockdalf
    @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it. "
    I am not assuming anything. I'm not saying his entire life is a waste, but he obviously is wasting his time in some form or another. "
    Yes and your posts here on Giantbomb are curing cancer as we speak.... "
    No no no, let's lie the responsibility to do great things on people who prove their genius through the trivial.  Obviously since we're such lesser beings on here, we're free to circle jerk while they figure out the hard things.
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    #83  Edited By SeriouslyNow
    @Rockdalf said:

    " @SeriouslyNow said:

    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it. "
    I am not assuming anything. I'm not saying his entire life is a waste, but he obviously is wasting his time in some form or another. "
    Yes and your posts here on Giantbomb are curing cancer as we speak.... "
    No no no, let's lie the responsibility to do great things on people who prove their genius through the trivial.  Obviously since we're such lesser beings on here, we're free to circle jerk while they figure out the hard things. "
    Yeah, you're right of course.  We should insult people who enjoy themselves playing a game on a games forums which is hosted on a gaming site which is famous for a gaming podcast.  Totally makes sense, because games are not about self gratification at all.  No, self gratification is derived solely from non-sensically insulting people.
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    #84  Edited By FancySoapsMan
    @Rockdalf said:
    " @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " @SeriouslyNow said:
    " @DoctorWelch said:
    " Ugh, this is the kind of thing that makes me depressed for humanity. Even the fairly smart people are wasting their time doing things of profound unimportance. I guess it just goes to show, it's one thing to be smart or have a talent, it's another to know how to use that to your advantage and make the most of it. "
    Why assume he's doing nothing with his life or never will?  That assumption leads to apathy.  Stop it. "
    I am not assuming anything. I'm not saying his entire life is a waste, but he obviously is wasting his time in some form or another. "
    Yes and your posts here on Giantbomb are curing cancer as we speak.... "
    No no no, let's lie the responsibility to do great things on people who prove their genius through the trivial.  Obviously since we're such lesser beings on here, we're free to circle jerk while they figure out the hard things. "
    You need to stfu and learn to have fun. 
     
    <3
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    #85  Edited By LordAndrew
    @raiz265 said:
    " soooo... what happens if an update gets released that will fuck up all your saves? "
    That's a risk you take when you play a game while it's still in active development. If you're really concerned about this, wait until release.
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    #86  Edited By fisk0  Moderator

    I remember someone made a computer in Dwarf Fortress, which MineCraft seems to be something of a 3D implementation of.

    I wonder if the Dwarf Fortress computer had an compiler though. :)

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    #89  Edited By Raymayne

    ....fuck.

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    #90  Edited By FightMeNerd

    I like how half way in his explanation he, very nonchalant, starts stabbing a pig with a torch.

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    #91  Edited By Metric_Outlaw

    I want to see him play minecraft on his minecraft computer.

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    #92  Edited By JJWeatherman

    Impressive...

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    #93  Edited By memo

    I saw this yesterday i was wtf. this game is awesome. i suck at it but its still fun to mess around

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    #94  Edited By Dingofighter
    @BadNews said:
    " I like how half way in his explanation he, very nonchalant, starts stabbing a pig with a torch. "
    That's what Minecraft is all about, pigstabbing with a variety of objects.
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    #95  Edited By ajamafalous

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    #97  Edited By Diamond
    @Mikemcn:  Well, they're just a low tier flash game maker.  I think the guy who made this Minecraft video could do a lot better for himself if he applied himself appropriately.
     
    It seems those guys probably profit a lot more by offering the dude a job than anything else (in that they're getting people to view their website).  The skill crossover, talent, and prestige of the Minecraft video and the flash game makers are completely disparate.
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    #98  Edited By SeriouslyNow
    @Diamond:   What a company has sold doesn't determine what they will sell in the future.  Maybe he's just the kind of technical talent they need to launch their next big thing.  I love how all of these 'experts' are so quick to critically analyse the person rather than the work he produces.  Where are all your job offers?  Such passive aggressive behaviour is extremely prevalent on the internet these days.  The stink of jealousy is littering this discussion. :/
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    #99  Edited By jakob187

    I....................I..............I feel compelled to play Minecraft now.

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    #100  Edited By Diamond
    @SeriouslyNow:  It depends on how skilled this Minecraft guy actually is, I can't claim to know from this video and I haven't.  Maybe he just copy pasted the Minecraft ALU design from somewhere else, because he certainly didn't invent the concepts.  However, it's safe to say that these guys are a very long way off from designing a major, successful MMO.  I don't think the people saying the guy needs to get laid are 'experts'.
     
    Why do my job offers come into this?  I'm a writer not a web game designer.  Why are you so defensive about what this guy has done?
     
    Anyways, I know enough about what you're about that I should dismiss your opinion offhand, but I think you should stop worrying about what other people think of other people.

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