Yo G Dawg
I heard about Minecraft
People are sayin'
it's way better than CrimeCraft.
All I know about it
Is that the graphics are shitty
So tell me about it
Get down to the nitty gritty.
Strafe from the skeletons
And somethin' about giant spiders
I don't think there are any melons
And there better not be biters.
So tell me G
So I can see
Should I craft mines
Even if it's not free?
Minecraft
Game » consists of 33 releases. Released May 17, 2009
- Android
- iPhone
- iPad
- Mac
- + 17 more
- PC
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- Xbox 360
- PlayStation Network (PS3)
- PlayStation 3
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A 3D procedurally-generated game of world exploration, resource harvesting, and freeform construction, featuring a unique block-based art style and online multiplayer. It received numerous ports and updates for nearly a decade after its initial release.
Yo fool should I buy Minecraft? (An excercise in rapping)
Let me lay it down proper
Minecraft is a boredom stopper
You build a gansta empire
Make the hoes call you sire
There's sand, dirt, and gold
Or you can dig in the cold
Build a house with a moat
Or get jiggy on a muthafkin boat
Yeah the graphics are bad
But you'll be glad
When you lay down your paper
And buy Minecraft now, not later
Yo dawg from what i've heard
Minecraft is more fun than shooting birds
Minecraft is the the new thing in town
from what ive heard
all the boys in my dorm are downloading it now
you say the graphiscs are shitty?
boy you'll forget that in a jiffy
Cause these blocks are the new shit
way better than that that dragon age manson bullshit
.....Word
"That is never appropriate.
I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
" @Jack268 said:It's always appropriate."That is never appropriate. "
I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
" @Axxol said:Let's sword fight over this dispute!" @Jack268 said:It's always appropriate. ""That is never appropriate. "
I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
Boats and hoes sounds great
and gold sounds even better
I'm like Biggie Smalls, you'll be hatin'
On my fuckin' Gucci sweater.
So let me lay down my concerns for you acapella
I would just buy it right now if I was some other fella
Borderlands DLC is calling and it's a loud fucking shout
And I like me some Borderlands, so please, hear me out
And while Minecraft sounds nice,
I've played through BL more than twice
And call it nostalgia,
But I just want to boost my morale
By dementedly, sentimentally killin' robotic entities.
So answer me this,
and please answer me quick.
Please once again assure me
Minecraft doesn't suck dick.
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:You don't want any of my diamond sword." @Axxol said:Let's sword fight over this dispute! "" @Jack268 said:It's always appropriate. ""That is never appropriate. "
I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
Buy one now, buy the other shit later
Their both fairly cheap so it ain't a wallet breaker
I like to shoot haters but I also like to build
If you're not safe in either, you could get yourself killed
" @Axxol said:Whatever, son. My diamonds got diamonds, that got diamonds." @W0lfbl1tzers said:You don't want any of my diamond sword. "" @Axxol said:Let's sword fight over this dispute! "" @Jack268 said:It's always appropriate. ""That is never appropriate. "
I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
Truly a master of persuasion
Even in the strangest situation
Claptrap can get smacked high on smack
In his ass crack, makin' him fall back
To a later date, when I'll degrade and hate on his robot ass, so wait
The party is startin' late, thanks for the help, mate
So strike a heroic pose
And mother fuck prose
I'm buyin' this shit
Disposition: Case Closed.
" @Axxol: Truly a master of persuasion Even in the strangest situation Claptrap can get smacked high on smack In his ass crack, makin' him fall back To a later date, when I'll degrade and hate on his robot ass, so wait The party is startin' late, thanks for the help, mate So strike a heroic pose And mother fuck prose I'm buyin' this shit Disposition: Case Closed. "
mic dropped
You see, worshippers would be rad,
and that could never go bad
for me, cause, see, I'm the bee's knees and I get higher than a flea
Does, when it jumps, and I hump my hoe, as I bump my flow
I'll leave you with a lump below, cause I go
so hard, and my people never be worshippin' false idols
and be sure to cover your face cause I hit harder than Title
Bite your fuckin' ear off, but never call me a biter
I'm a god, I get women hotter than Ghost Rider
So please, just get on your knees, and plea, cause these
Motherfuckin' haters are sillier than John Cleese.
So just follow me now,
and if you're wonderin' how
Left click the follow button under my portrait
Bow down, how now?
This thread is the best thread
The only bad thing about Minecraft is how dam addicting it is. Graphically I have to say there is just something about it that is very endearing when you look out in the horizon and when you are riding across the water in your boat. Nighttime can be suspenseful though , once it turns dark you better be inside a house or underground.
@AxxolRap and fap, or I'll tap your knuckles like a nun
With Brass Knuckles, *chuckles*, man, wouldn't that be fun
Or run and go sun on a nudist beach with a gun
And shoot that fag Jack Thompson when you see him, for fun
I'm more Verbal than Kint, and and more Space-Age than Kevin
I do more damage than a fucking 1911.
Second one is from this thread.@CraigAA:
You see the problem seems to me
That you're a huge pussy
So just flee from them damn polygons, and please
Don't ever try to watch a David Lynch movie
I'm pretty fuckin' sure you'll pee
Your pants, and man, Lance Armstrong has more balls than that.
" @InfamousBIG said:Those are even better. Who will be sacrificed first?!" @Azteck: ...Does that mean I get worshippers? "If he really is Aztec, then hell man, you get SACRIFICES. "
" @Axxol: Rap! Rap! Rap! "I'm running out of lines, but I'll give it a try
I fap when I rap, bust a nut in your eye
The name's Axxol I'm too weird to follow
I fuck old ladies cuz they love to swallow
My nut sack is fat like Jeffery Gerstmann
And my chest is hairy but I ain't no Persian
I love to troll the forums of Giant Bomb
And I degrade more bitches than the nation of Islam
My flow is fuckin' sick like Infamous B-I-G
My name ain't Claude, but I love my Weeeeeeeeee
You runnin' out of rhymes cause you weak, like Monday
I'm gettin' drunk right now, have a hangover on Sunday
It's week-end, so I'mma end your weakness
If you don't like my rhymes then you can suck my penis
My hair is short, but your lifespan is shorter
I'm more fucked up than the Mines of Moria!
My rap is even doper than the Tiger song
Everything up my nose like Cheech and Chong
I'm inebriated now, so my rhymes are less lucid
But still, when people hear my songs,
they say who said that rap ain't music.
You call those lyrics? I call that shit prattle
I didn't want to initiate a freestyle battle
Keep talkin shit , I'll stick your face in my poo
Put a round between your eyes like you're Noble Two
I'm weak from runnin a marathon on your moms and your chick
I made a video Two White Hoes, One Black Dick
So watch what you say when you talk about me
Cuz I'll shorten your lifespan like APB
" @InfamousBIG:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
You call those lyrics? I call that shit prattle
I didn't want to initiate a freestyle battle
Keep talkin shit , I'll stick your face in my poo
Put a round between your eyes like you're Noble Two
I'm weak from runnin a marathon on your moms and your chick
I made a video Two White Hoes, One Black Dick
So watch what you say when you talk about me Cuz I'll shorten you lifespan like APB "
I'm still below the legal limit
So no handicap for you
Which is too bad,
I'll leave you fuckin' black and blue
You put spoilers in your rap, but there ain't nothin' to spoil
So toil on, I'll foil any coy attempt to royally
Whoop my ass, only thing can do that is a Whoopie cushion
That shit sounds like your rap, so be fucking careful who you pushin'
Mushin' haters like sled dogs, like the beginning of Cryostasis
But face it, my rhymes are laced with riffs sicker than Purple Haze
So prepare to be amazed, by this lyrical grace
So copy and paste, fuckin' biter, prepare to face a fuckin' Ace.
What a surprise, another rap about you drinkin'
Lyrical grace? What the Hell are you thinkin'?
Your raps are hella queer like Bruno
My rhymes impregnate your girl like Juno
I'm a 3DS you're a failure like N-Gage
You're a rap squire, I'm a lyrical battle mage
I spit hot fire I made the fuckin mic melt
You'll need 10 sets of dice to calculate the damage I dealt
So give up this battle, I'll let you join my team
I've seen better lyrics on a HitmanAgent47 meme
Stop trying to save face, or boost your e-penis
Lyrical Battle mage? Over 9,000 is my L33Tness
But I do agree with something you said, hey!
You are like a 3DS: square and hella gay
Reading that Juno line, my face contorted in terror
I'm battling a faggot, that line makes you Michael Cera
Join your team? You're higher than Cream, livin' in a dream
If you seem to think that I'd touch you with a 10 foot beam
You're rhymes sound like a queef, more see-through than a leaf
So just leave, you don't want to continue this beef.
"Just stick it in her pooper,"Just stick it in her pooper
This quote is fuckin' super
I give you the thumbs up, like Special Agent Dale Cooper
Quote so sick, we're gonna need a bigger boat, Hooper
I make bank like Micheal Cera, you struggle for minimum wage
My power level's unreadable, somethin' you can't gauge
3DS is rectangular, you brain dead cum stain
Tell your mom to come over and ride my midnight meat train
But imma keep this short, this forum post is dead
Let's test our skills in your new Freestyle Thread.
" @Azteck: You see, worshippers would be rad, and that could never go badfor me, cause, see, I'm the bee's knees and I get higher than a flea Does, when it jumps, and I hump my hoe, as I bump my flow I'll leave you with a lump below, cause I go so hard, and my people never be worshippin' false idols and be sure to cover your face cause I hit harder than Title Bite your fuckin' ear off, but never call me a biter I'm a god, I get women hotter than Ghost Rider So please, just get on your knees, and plea, cause these Motherfuckin' haters are sillier than John Cleese. So just follow me now, and if you're wonderin' how Left click the follow button under my portrait Bow down, how now? "You got stalked, dawg. PEACE.
" Hey guys, I'm way too white to post a rap so I'll just tell you to buy minecraft. "Music is color blind, you ill informed twat
Step up to the plate and show us what you got
It isn't hard to stick with the rhythm and post a rhyme
Sure it may be shitty, but trying isn't a crime
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