ok the other day i was playing and i killed some guy called sukmybullz223. and he yelled all this stuff at me, and he sounded like he was 9 
 
"you big fucktarded cum guzzler" and "you are a gay m16 retard" 
 
so whats the funniest thing you have had yelled at you or that you have yelled at somebody

well i witnessed a rap battle at one point and uh, that was pretty funny 

ive got another. this kid screamed loud into the mic. "aiiiiaiiaigh if i die in one more time im gonna rape your fucking mom"

Yet another reason to never play this game.  

Some guy said he had more pussy than me. I told him that he had STD's. He then promptly left.

" Yet another reason to never play this game.   "

" Yet another reason to never play this game.   "

i cant say ive heard anything, i employ the use of my mute button

I've heard too many funny things to remember and not just from this game.

I just thank the lord that the PC version has a 'mute all' option right there in the options menu. I don't even have to cycle through everyone pressing A to mute anymore.

Before the party system was implemented, on CoD4, my friends and I were playing some team deathmatch, where some Alabama 9 year old was being amazingly super racist. So we, politely, told him to shut the fuck up with that, then his mates chipped in, didn't understand our arguments against their racism, resulting in the child saying "He's from British! Of course he's an idiot!" 
 
On MW2, I just go into party so I can't hear anyone anymore.

" resulting in the child saying "He's from British! Of course he's an idiot!" "
 

All those things 13 year olds say on Xbox Live are much more sad than funny.

"I'll give you 10th prestige for 100 headshots"

Hearing a 10 year old drop the "N" word with absolutely no clue to its meaning is a lil sickening to me........but in reference to the topic also hearign that same 10 yr old go off about he is gonna rip everyone a new one can be comedic

The adults are far worse than the kids.

Thankfully my Astro Mixamp lets me turn off all voice volume and only listen to game audio.

" @CandleJakk said:

" resulting in the child saying "He's from British! Of course he's an idiot!" "
 

Haha, I think that just made my morning! I don't listen to people enough on xbox live to hear anything like this, but damn I'm gonna start! "

Basically they tell me I'm fat, racist (OH THE IRONY!) , have no respect for people, kill baby animals, and murder people for money. 
 
 
Oh wait, that's not children, that's full grown British men. Silly me...

on ps3 there was literally a 5 year old playing. you hear him say "mommy i broked it". you hear everyone with a mic laughing. he says "mommy they're laughing at me". he left. you hear even more laughing. it was great funniest thing every i think.

I got in to an argument with a kid once and he told me he "hacked" into my computer he then started calling random numbers saying it was my ip address and then went onto say he just stole my credit card details .The funny thing about it was that i didn't have my credit card linked to my Xbox. 
ps People call me a Mexican when i have a distinct Irish accent?

once a kid told a prolonged story about another kid and how he cheated on him . Most kids are obvious and I knew he liked that kid...