One of the goriest fighting game franchises returns to its roots, introducing a new story that re-tells the events of the first three Mortal Kombat games (with a unique twist).
The idea of Jeff as the 4 the DLC character seems to have taken off in another thread. I figured we should take the time to brainstorm some fatality ideas. I'll start.
How about if he shoved a copy of Kane & Lynch: Dead Meb up their ass, then looked at the camera and held up 6 fingers.
He basically calls every single MK character (playable and non playable) except for your opponent and they all land at least one hit on your opponent. After all of this there is only a single little bit of guy left on the floor. Jeff looks down at it with a puzzled look on his face, and then goes to his phone and hits 2, Ed Boon on speed dial! Ed Boon gets there in minutes via hellaport. Within the minutes where you are waiting you hear over 47,000 original lines of dialogue with the MK characters with conversations involving their views on the whole M rated game court stuff, their favorite fatality, favorite MK game, GOTY predictions, E3 2012, !EMAILS!, how to improve your PC rig, who's got a crush on who in the MK U, etc. Then Ed Boon shows up, accidentally steps on the little bit of enemy left, scrapes it off on the edge of the arena and then walks over to Jeff. Everyone gathers around and has a shot of gin. Realizing what he's just done Jeff cringes and makes that sort of baby squinting face like in the video and then....
He transforms via Michael Bayhem Hollywood Magic (tm) into Dr Tracksuit and then breaks a sick rap down on y'all causing the opponent to start dancing to the point where he/she' head explodes at the end of Jeff's mic hammering. Jeff drops the mic and exits the stage. The crowd goes fuckin wild.
he pulls out his cell phone and you hear the persona 4 music then chie runs in from offscreen and galactic punts the victim in the balls so hard their head explodes.
He pulls out a pistol and shoots the opponents right knee. They fall to the ground and Jeff walks up slowly looking at the guy in a sneering fashion like Denzel Washington in Man on Fire, then pulls out his cop knife and stabs the opponents right eye and leaves the knife in. He then uppercuts the guys head off and catches the head by the hilt of the knife.
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