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    Mortal Kombat

    Game » consists of 26 releases. Released Apr 19, 2011

    One of the goriest fighting game franchises returns to its roots, introducing a new story that re-tells the events of the first three Mortal Kombat games (with a unique twist).

    Favorite Mortal Kombat Gibberish Quote

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    #1  Edited By TheBlackPigeon

    Here is where we post the gibberish that we find the most entertaining.

    Personally, I'm rather partial to Smoke's "OBOEDIZAAAH" So partial, in fact, that I plan to use it in everyday situations. Such as after a transaction at the local deli, or when I have successfully changed the alternator in my motor vehicle.

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    #2  Edited By eezo

    +1 to you kind sir, i was thinking the exact same thing

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    #3  Edited By ShadowKing7

    Hey, so I'm not the only one who heard it like that.
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    #4  Edited By Bestostero

    Mortal Kombat has been spewing nonsense/gibberish since the first release lol my favorite overall has got to be Tanya's nonsense in MK4...

    but in this current one...I think Raiden's torpedo attack one is the funniest, plus its a classic.

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    #5  Edited By Ramone

    Yeah that's pretty good. I think Quan Chi has a great/extremely annoying one which I can't repeat off the top of my head.

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    #6  Edited By Romination

    I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen.

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    #7  Edited By SlightConfuse

    While not gibberish i think shao kahn s yelling YOU SUCK is funny and completly out of character

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    #8  Edited By fox01313

    For me there's too many great nonsensical gems in the Challenge Tower from many people that I can think of (which I've seen so far).

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    #9  Edited By ShaggE

    Liu Kang has the absolute best. His bicycle kick yells were the source of many chortles back in the original trilogy days.

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    #10  Edited By Caligula

    My buddy and I used to always talk in MK-inese. people would get a puzzled look on their face.

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    #11  Edited By Bestostero
    @ShaggE said:
    " Liu Kang has the absolute best. His bicycle kick yells were the source of many chortles back in the original trilogy days. "
    I didn't even think of Liu Kang, you're absolutely right, his are hilarious lol
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    #12  Edited By bed

    oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 


      
      AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
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    #13  Edited By Brad_360i

    Its not gibberish, but every word that comes out of Johnny Cages mouth is my favourte... oh hold on, maybe that is gibberish

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    #14  Edited By rmanthorp  Moderator

    "I'm Crazy, with a K"

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    #15  Edited By Sooperspy
    @Romination said:
    " I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen. "
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    #16  Edited By Yummylee
    @AjayRaz said:
    " oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 

      
      AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
    "
    Lmao! Is that... that's the official ending? Not a mod or dub? Good lord that is fantastic.
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    #17  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    There's some real classics. Of course, Mortal Kombat 4 was filled with some greatness as "Oh-I'm-gonna-throw-you-over-there!"

    Some personal favorites include "Hide the lemonaaade!" - Raiden's superman move in MK1, and more recently, in the new Mortal Kombat when Mileena throws her sai, she clearly says "Como se llama?" (spanish for "What's your name?"). MK is so classy.

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    #18  Edited By Rayeth

    Raiden's flying move and Liu Kang's bicycle kick have to be the best answers.  That total stream of gibberish never ceases to make me giggle.

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    #19  Edited By Bestostero
    @Abyssfull:  Yeah that's the official ending... I liked MK4's endings, they were fun lol
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    #20  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
    @Abyssfull:

    ALL of the MK4/Gold endings are like that. Unintentional comedy at it's finest. Especially Kitana's man strut in Liu Kang's ending. But, I digress...

    HOOLAY! (uppercuts Kitana)
    Kitana counters with HEEKAMALOO! (fan lifts Quan Chi).
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    #21  Edited By TheGreatGuero
    @Anwar said:
    " @TheGreatGuero:  I think you would appreciate this and maybe this link "
    Haha, dude. My eyes are filled with tears from laughter from watching the first link. I love God of War, by the way, so that was awesome. As for the second link, I thought it sucked. I would have honestly rather listened to the real song. Yeah...
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    #22  Edited By Verit

    Listening to Raiden scream while he flys through the air makes me think I'm getting attacked by a crazy homeless person:

    "YOUSTOLEMAHMONEY"
    "AEAEYAYAYAYAYAAYAY"

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    #23  Edited By FLStyle

    "Mother you're alive!"
    "Too bad YOU ... WILL DIE!"

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    MK3 Liu Kang said something that sounded suspiciously like "You're the only one with a dildo in the butt" when he performed a bicycle kick. 

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    #25  Edited By Dandy

    "Impressive "

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    #26  Edited By FesteringNeon

      

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    #27  Edited By keyhunter
    @Verit said:

    " Listening to Raiden scream while he flys through the air makes me think I'm getting attacked by a crazy homeless person:"YOUSTOLEMAHMONEY""AEAEYAYAYAYAYAAYAY" "

    Oh you mean "JOHNNY BOUGHT A CAAARRRRR!!!!!!!"

    Other than that, I really like all the sounds Kung Lao makes when he's doin stuff. They're all pretty great.
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    #28  Edited By thegoldencat7


    I watched this on SRK months ago. Seems appropriate.

     

      

      

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    #29  Edited By Piglet

    I love the sound of everyone when they're spinning after getting hit with Kabal's sprint 

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    #30  Edited By Potango

    i cant get "DOOOBOE DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE" out of my head from MK 5-7.

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    #31  Edited By AOR

    Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.


    The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
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    #32  Edited By frankxiv

    i like quan chi's that sounds like he's saying HOW YOU KNOW MY NAME

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    Its definitely Raiden's flying attack gibberish. Its so out of place and dumb that its hilarious.

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    #34  Edited By Slaker117

    Noob's "EE-WU DIE-UE!" sticks in my head for some reason.

    I really want to know what direction the voice actors were given in the sound booth. It either had to be "make vaguely aggressive sounding nonsense" or someone at NRS had a super specific vision for exactly what all the characters were spouting, complete with backstory explaining in detail the origin and meaning of each phrase.

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    #35  Edited By Bestostero

    Just played some more, and I have to say Jade in this game reminds me of Tanya in MK4.

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    #36  Edited By eezo
    @Brad_360i:  can't help myself, you're Brad to the bone!
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    Yep, smoke.  There's another, but I can't remember what it is...

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    #38  Edited By TheBlackPigeon
    @xobballox: Perhaps it's the "IZZHIWUH!" he shouts right after he kills a dude.
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    @AOR said:
    " Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.

    The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
    "
    I see spousal abuse in your future.  :P
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    #40  Edited By Yanngc33
    @slightconfuse: man I hate that guy
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    #41  Edited By AOR
    @xobballox said:
    " @AOR said:
    " Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.

    The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
    "
    I see spousal abuse in your future.  :P "
    If my spouse were to ever dare beat me in a 1v1 Tetris match then definitely!
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    Also in MK Armageddon in the opening cutscene (I think it's Shang Tsung, can't remember) says "DO YOU WANT A PIE?!"  As he uses a spell then raiden shocks him and yells "NOT TODAY!"

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    #43  Edited By unsolvedparadox
    @AjayRaz said:
    " oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 

      
      AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
    "
    This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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    #44  Edited By WinterSnowblind
    @TheGreatGuero said:
    " There's some real classics. Of course, Mortal Kombat 4 was filled with some greatness as "Oh-I'm-gonna-throw-you-over-there!"
    This is the one I was thinking of.
    And Raiden's "Gimme your money!"
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    #46  Edited By napalm
    @Romination said:

    " I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen. "

    In Mortal Kombat (first), it sounds like he's saying, "LIGALOGALAYHEE!"

    @thegoldencat7: OMFG. I forgot about Kung Lao's ZIGGY GO LIGGIT from Mortal Kombat 3. Oh man, so great. 

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