Favorite Mortal Kombat Gibberish Quote

#1 Posted by TheBlackPigeon (315 posts) -

Here is where we post the gibberish that we find the most entertaining.

Personally, I'm rather partial to Smoke's "OBOEDIZAAAH" So partial, in fact, that I plan to use it in everyday situations. Such as after a transaction at the local deli, or when I have successfully changed the alternator in my motor vehicle.

#2 Posted by eezo (286 posts) -

+1 to you kind sir, i was thinking the exact same thing

#3 Posted by ShadowKing7 (753 posts) -

Hey, so I'm not the only one who heard it like that.
#4 Posted by Bestostero (2750 posts) -

Mortal Kombat has been spewing nonsense/gibberish since the first release lol my favorite overall has got to be Tanya's nonsense in MK4...

but in this current one...I think Raiden's torpedo attack one is the funniest, plus its a classic.

#5 Posted by Ramone (2976 posts) -

Yeah that's pretty good. I think Quan Chi has a great/extremely annoying one which I can't repeat off the top of my head.

#6 Posted by Romination (2777 posts) -

I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen.

#7 Edited by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) -

While not gibberish i think shao kahn s yelling YOU SUCK is funny and completly out of character

#8 Posted by fox01313 (5089 posts) -

For me there's too many great nonsensical gems in the Challenge Tower from many people that I can think of (which I've seen so far).

#9 Posted by ShaggE (6698 posts) -

Liu Kang has the absolute best. His bicycle kick yells were the source of many chortles back in the original trilogy days.

#10 Posted by Caligula (174 posts) -

My buddy and I used to always talk in MK-inese. people would get a puzzled look on their face.

#11 Posted by Bestostero (2750 posts) -
@ShaggE said:
" Liu Kang has the absolute best. His bicycle kick yells were the source of many chortles back in the original trilogy days. "
I didn't even think of Liu Kang, you're absolutely right, his are hilarious lol
#12 Posted by AjayRaz (12476 posts) -

oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 


  
  AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
#13 Posted by Brad_360i (62 posts) -

Its not gibberish, but every word that comes out of Johnny Cages mouth is my favourte... oh hold on, maybe that is gibberish

#14 Posted by rmanthorp (4054 posts) -

"I'm Crazy, with a K"

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#15 Posted by Redbullet685 (6084 posts) -
@Romination said:
" I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen. "
#16 Posted by Yummylee (22538 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 

  
  AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
"
Lmao! Is that... that's the official ending? Not a mod or dub? Good lord that is fantastic.
#17 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

There's some real classics. Of course, Mortal Kombat 4 was filled with some greatness as "Oh-I'm-gonna-throw-you-over-there!"

Some personal favorites include "Hide the lemonaaade!" - Raiden's superman move in MK1, and more recently, in the new Mortal Kombat when Mileena throws her sai, she clearly says "Como se llama?" (spanish for "What's your name?"). MK is so classy.

#18 Posted by Rayeth (1071 posts) -

Raiden's flying move and Liu Kang's bicycle kick have to be the best answers.  That total stream of gibberish never ceases to make me giggle.

#19 Posted by Bestostero (2750 posts) -
@Abyssfull:  Yeah that's the official ending... I liked MK4's endings, they were fun lol
#20 Posted by TheBlackPigeon (315 posts) -
@Abyssfull:

ALL of the MK4/Gold endings are like that. Unintentional comedy at it's finest. Especially Kitana's man strut in Liu Kang's ending. But, I digress...

HOOLAY! (uppercuts Kitana)
Kitana counters with HEEKAMALOO! (fan lifts Quan Chi).
#21 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -
@Anwar said:
" @TheGreatGuero:  I think you would appreciate this and maybe this link "
Haha, dude. My eyes are filled with tears from laughter from watching the first link. I love God of War, by the way, so that was awesome. As for the second link, I thought it sucked. I would have honestly rather listened to the real song. Yeah...
#22 Posted by Verit (105 posts) -

Listening to Raiden scream while he flys through the air makes me think I'm getting attacked by a crazy homeless person:

"YOUSTOLEMAHMONEY"
"AEAEYAYAYAYAYAAYAY"

#23 Posted by FLStyle (4916 posts) -

"Mother you're alive!"
"Too bad YOU ... WILL DIE!"

#24 Posted by HistoryInRust (6401 posts) -

MK3 Liu Kang said something that sounded suspiciously like "You're the only one with a dildo in the butt" when he performed a bicycle kick. 

#25 Posted by Dandy (57 posts) -

"Impressive "

#26 Posted by FesteringNeon (2166 posts) -

  

#27 Edited by keyhunter (3207 posts) -
@Verit said:

" Listening to Raiden scream while he flys through the air makes me think I'm getting attacked by a crazy homeless person:"YOUSTOLEMAHMONEY""AEAEYAYAYAYAYAAYAY" "

Oh you mean "JOHNNY BOUGHT A CAAARRRRR!!!!!!!"

Other than that, I really like all the sounds Kung Lao makes when he's doin stuff. They're all pretty great.
#28 Edited by thegoldencat7 (1501 posts) -


I watched this on SRK months ago. Seems appropriate.

 

  

  

#29 Posted by Piglet (129 posts) -

I love the sound of everyone when they're spinning after getting hit with Kabal's sprint 

#30 Posted by Potango (73 posts) -

i cant get "DOOOBOE DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE" out of my head from MK 5-7.

#31 Posted by AOR (70 posts) -

Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.


The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
#32 Posted by onimonkii (2463 posts) -

i like quan chi's that sounds like he's saying HOW YOU KNOW MY NAME

#33 Posted by President_Barackbar (3474 posts) -

Its definitely Raiden's flying attack gibberish. Its so out of place and dumb that its hilarious.

#34 Posted by Slaker117 (4843 posts) -

Noob's "EE-WU DIE-UE!" sticks in my head for some reason.

I really want to know what direction the voice actors were given in the sound booth. It either had to be "make vaguely aggressive sounding nonsense" or someone at NRS had a super specific vision for exactly what all the characters were spouting, complete with backstory explaining in detail the origin and meaning of each phrase.

#35 Posted by Bestostero (2750 posts) -

Just played some more, and I have to say Jade in this game reminds me of Tanya in MK4.

#36 Posted by eezo (286 posts) -
@Brad_360i:  can't help myself, you're Brad to the bone!
#37 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

Yep, smoke.  There's another, but I can't remember what it is...

#38 Posted by TheBlackPigeon (315 posts) -
@xobballox: Perhaps it's the "IZZHIWUH!" he shouts right after he kills a dude.
#39 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -
@AOR said:
" Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.

The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
"
I see spousal abuse in your future.  :P
#40 Posted by Yanngc33 (4461 posts) -
@slightconfuse: man I hate that guy
#41 Posted by AOR (70 posts) -
@xobballox said:
" @AOR said:
" Not exactly gibberish, but I love Sonya's groans when she's getting beat up. It's supposed to sound painful but it comes off funny...Something about the quiver of her voice or something.

The actual gibberish I like the most is the one when Noob Saibot spouts out something that sounds like "YOU WILL DIE" every once in a while. 
"
I see spousal abuse in your future.  :P "
If my spouse were to ever dare beat me in a 1v1 Tetris match then definitely!
#42 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

Also in MK Armageddon in the opening cutscene (I think it's Shang Tsung, can't remember) says "DO YOU WANT A PIE?!"  As he uses a spell then raiden shocks him and yells "NOT TODAY!"

#43 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1867 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" oh man. MK4 has to have some of the best gibberish in any MK game that i've played. from people scraming AHFSHDFMYLEG when they're not even getting hit in the leg, the complete nonsense yelled by Liu Kang and Tanya, and oh, don't forget.. 

  
  AHGIMSOGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
"
This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen.
#44 Posted by WinterSnowblind (7617 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
" There's some real classics. Of course, Mortal Kombat 4 was filled with some greatness as "Oh-I'm-gonna-throw-you-over-there!"
This is the one I was thinking of.
And Raiden's "Gimme your money!"
#45 Posted by CaptainTryHard (207 posts) -
#46 Edited by Napalm (9020 posts) -
@Romination said:

" I like all of Raiden's man-missile screams when he flies across the screen. "

In Mortal Kombat (first), it sounds like he's saying, "LIGALOGALAYHEE!"

@thegoldencat7: OMFG. I forgot about Kung Lao's ZIGGY GO LIGGIT from Mortal Kombat 3. Oh man, so great. 

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