Naruto Storm Review
[Paragraph where I made weird jokes about sexuality have been removed, because... why was this paragraph even a thing.]
[Paragraph where I go into the presentation being "classy".]
[Paragraph about the gameplay mechanisms being kinda neat at a lower-level, but boring when you get used to it.]
[Paragraph where I make a strange comparison between Street Fighter IV's online battle system and this one.]
[Paragraph where I make a weird joke about Rock Lee and Sakura dating has been removed, because.... Jesus Christ.]
[Paragraph about the story-mode and weird basic descriptions of overall arcs.]
[Paragraph where my poor little younger self didn't understand JRPG corridors levels.]
As horrific as I may have made this game sound, you have my word that this game is anything but a joke. The gameplay is fantastic, the graphics are unbelievable, the cinematic are quite pretty and well choreographed, and if this wasn’t based on Naruto then I’m sure this game would have sold like lemonade on a scorching hot day. Sadly however, it is and it’s put a lot of people off. If however you are looking for something new and interesting then look no further, it’s here and it’s going to be around for a long time.
UPDATE: It's over.
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