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    Naughty Bear

    Game » consists of 8 releases. Released Jun 29, 2010

    Naughty Bear is a third-person action game about a psychotic teddy bear that preys on the innocent inhabitants of an island because he was not invited to a birthday party.

    first review on metacritic

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    #1  Edited By DystopiaX
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    #2  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Not really surprised. It looked sort of bland. And the little trailers they put out where funny at first but got...old. 

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    #3  Edited By Jeffsekai

    of course its going to suck.

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    #4  Edited By WizardShazam

    I had a feeling this game would be one of those that is awesome in concept but lacks in execution.  Unfortunately, it looks like I might be right.

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    #5  Edited By ryanwho

    Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck.

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    #6  Edited By RobotHamster

    And your surprised?

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    #7  Edited By FluxWaveZ
    @Jeffsekai said:
    " of course its going to suck. "
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Both of these.  Also, A2M, the developers, suck.
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    #8  Edited By Jayzilla

    Blanka, for some reason is well represented on this thread.

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    #9  Edited By Jeffsekai
    @Jayzilla said:
    " Blanka, for some reason is well represented on this thread. "
    he knows whats up.
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    #10  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Did you really expect this game to be good? 

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    Can't say I'm fully surprised. The trailers didn't impress me all that much, so I don't have very high expectations for the game itself.

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    #12  Edited By CL60
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Conkers Bad Fur Day?
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    #13  Edited By ryanwho
    @CL60 said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Conkers Bad Fur Day? "
    Howard the Duck? 
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    #14  Edited By CL60
    @ryanwho said:
    " @CL60 said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Conkers Bad Fur Day? "
    Howard the Duck?  "
    Ummm...okay.
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    #15  Edited By matpaget
    @CL60 said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " @CL60 said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Conkers Bad Fur Day? "
    Howard the Duck?  "
    Ummm...okay. "
    Win
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    #16  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

    Tell me something I didn't know.

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    #17  Edited By Milkman
    @ryanwho said:
    " @CL60 said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Conkers Bad Fur Day? "
    Howard the Duck?  "
    Matt Hazard further proves your point.
     
    But yeah, as I've been saying for while, this game looks just awful.
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    People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad.

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    #19  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    You're right. Grand Theft Auto IV was terrible
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    #20  Edited By GrandpaJelly
    @FilthyJTR said:
    " People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad. "
    Yeah but at school you're taught that a 70/100 is average, so 7/10=average now a days.
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    #21  Edited By jkz
    @GrandpaJelly said:
    " @FilthyJTR said:
    " People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad. "
    Yeah but at school you're taught that a 70/100 is average, so 7/10=average now a days. "
    Yeah, American outlets score much in the manner that they learned in school, where a 7/10 is average, an 8 is quite good, a 9 is very good, and a 10 is excellent.
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    #22  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

    Gamestyle: Our world, your guide. Riveting.

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    #23  Edited By BabyChooChoo
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    That's not true. There was that...ummm...game with the...thing and that other thing...and.... 
     
    Damn, you're right.
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    @ZanzibarBreeze said:
    " Gamestyle: Our world, your guide. Riveting. "

    I didn't notice that when I went to the site. That shit doesn't make sense.

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    #25  Edited By tebbit
    @W0lfbl1tzers said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    You're right. Grand Theft Auto IV was terrible "
    Also, Banjo Kazooie, Nuts & Bolts. Although I guess satire wasn't as central as it is in GTA IV or Naughty Bear..
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    #26  Edited By ch3burashka

    Not surprised. When I heard of it, I was just as excited as everyone one was, but slowly I realized how dumb it was: a sandbox without direction or narrative with early-PS2 graphics, and an ad campaign heavily reliant on pop-culture references. Seriously, the fans of this game surprise me: nothing about the game or the studio making it showed any promise... ever, yet they were the most die-hard fans, even comparable to franchise or console fans. I guess the cutesy design contrasting with the violence won people over easily.
     
    I'll still pick it up, though... when it's 10 bucks. Looks like dumb fun, but nothing I would write home about.

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    #27  Edited By icyroy05
    @FilthyJTR said:
    " @ZanzibarBreeze said:
    " Gamestyle: Our world, your guide. Riveting. "
    I didn't notice that when I went to the site. That shit doesn't make sense. "
    That shit blew my mind.
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    #28  Edited By coxy
    @icyroy05 said:

    " @FilthyJTR said:

    " @ZanzibarBreeze said:

    " Gamestyle: Our world, your guide. Riveting. "

    I didn't notice that when I went to the site. That shit doesn't make sense. "
    That shit blew my mind. "

    This shit is blowing my mind... you all can't read. It says 'Our word, your guide'

    That aside, I help in the running of Gamestyle and I'd just like to point out that we still give out 5/10 for average games - as a previous poster pointed out. In our world, 7/10 is pretty good. :)

    We are a UK-based site, but if you like the look of the place, feel free to subscribe to the RSS feed or hit up the small and humble forums. For anyone looking for legitimacy of the site - we've been running for over 10 years - just check Wikipedia.

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    #29  Edited By Cincaid

    GameSpot just gave it a 5.5 (out of 10).
     
    The Good
    Good concept
    Some amusingly brutal kills
     
    The Bad
    Game mechanics are rough around the edges
    Basic combat lacks challenge
    Shallow storytelling
    Too much main game content locked off

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    #30  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Did anyone really expect this game to be good? 

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    #31  Edited By breaking3po
    @FilthyJTR said:
    "People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad."

    Hmm, should I spend my time on the plethora of amazing games to play in this year, or buy that Naughty Bear game?
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    #32  Edited By peepeepoopoo696
    @The_Laughing_Man said:
    " Did anyone really expect this game to be good?  "

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    " Did you really expect this game to be good?  "

     
    Did you really need to post this twice?
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    #33  Edited By CompleteInanity

    They spent way too much time trying to make this game sound good, instead of actually making it good. Could have been cool, with gratuitous stuffing flying about, dismemberment, and interesting stealth-kills. 
     
    Instead it looks like a 5 year-old game trying desperately to be relevant by ripping off pop-culture.

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    #34  Edited By Jazz
    @Atomasist:  
    the arabic for dog is (in roman letters) Kel'Boon.
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    #35  Edited By habster3

    Metacritic gave it a 37 (out of a hundred), and that is simply the average of critics (As opposed to an individual score).  
     
    I used to be so pumped about this game (I even had an avatar of Naughty), but after a while, I thought that this game might not be great. However, I never expected it to be THIS terrible (According to metacritic, it's currently one of the top 10 worst games for the PS3) 
     
    At least Red Dead Redemption was able to survive all the criticism that was given to it before its release (Man, I love that game)

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    #36  Edited By AlwaysAngry

    Gamespot gave it a 5.5. 
     
     
    IGN gave it a 3.0 on the Xbox and 2.5 on the PS3 (which makes absolutely no sense.)

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    #37  Edited By SpiralStairs
    @FluxWaveZ said:
    " @Jeffsekai said:
    " of course its going to suck. "
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Both of these.  Also, A2M, the developers, suck. "
     
    A2M? What kind of name is that? Makes me think of  ass to mouth.
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    #38  Edited By nicolenomicon
    @FilthyJTR said:

    " People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad. "

    No, that's what it is meant to be, but as this article shows, the review system has been skewed to make a 7/10 average.
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    #39  Edited By bkfountain
    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    " Did anyone really expect this game to be good?  "

    Not really, but this game seems like something that would have been a budget game in previous generations. Why the hell does everything this gen have to be $60, regardless of quality anyways? While this is like $50, I expected this to be nothing more than a  rental at best. I still would have been fine with throwing down $20 for it.
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    #40  Edited By Shookems
    @AlwaysAngry: Read the review, they specifically said why that was. 
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    #41  Edited By zaglis

    It should have been M rated.  After they revealed that it was T I lost all interest and never looked back.

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    #42  Edited By napalm

    Well... at least the advertising provided a few short laughs.

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    #43  Edited By teh_pwnzorer
    @SL33TBL1ND said:

    " @FilthyJTR said:

    " People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad. "

    No, that's what it is meant to be, but as this article shows, the review system has been skewed to make a 7/10 average. "
    There is no a priori reason for any given number to be the average of a given random set of numbers.  It is logically possible (although, perhaps, improbable) for *ALL* games to be perfect.
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    #44  Edited By nicolenomicon
    @teh_pwnzorer said:
    " @SL33TBL1ND said:

    " @FilthyJTR said:

    " People don't even understand scoring systems anymore. A 5/10 is average and therefore a playable game. A 4/10 or lower is bad. "

    No, that's what it is meant to be, but as this article shows, the review system has been skewed to make a 7/10 average. "
    There is no a priori reason for any given number to be the average of a given random set of numbers.  It is logically possible (although, perhaps, improbable) for *ALL* games to be perfect. "
    True enough, but then the perfection would seem to be average and with a more mathematically correct rating system they would all be bumped down to 5, but I see what you mean.
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    #45  Edited By tayruh

    I actually went against the reviews and purchased this game anyway. WET got horrible reviews too and I really enjoyed it, so I figured "what the hell?"
     
    I actually really enjoy the game. I think the people that were reviewing the game weren't playing it right or something. They complain about the game being repetitive, but the game is all about beating your own score so *of course* it's repetitive. I wonder if they'd also score Tetris, Audiosurf, or any racing game low for being repetitive also.
     
    They also complain about the poor combat mechanics, but the game isn't about fighting. Killing, yes. Button mashing, no. It's like complaining about melee combat in Metal Gear Solid being poor. If you actually have to use the combat enough that it's a turnoff for you, then you're playing the game wrong.
     
    I suggest you guys rent it before you write it off based solely on the fact that reviewers these days don't seem to remember what it's like to play games for fun without an epic storyline or an open world that you can get lost in.
     
     
    @zaglis said:

    " It should have been M rated.  After they revealed that it was T I lost all interest and never looked back. "
    The game is rated T but it's still really violent. There's just no dismemberment or blood (instead they use stuffing, which I think is kind of funny). I think that if this game scored higher in reviews and sold really well it could have potentially caused a controversy. With how things turned out though, I doubt even Fox News will get wind of the game.
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    #46  Edited By wolf_blitzer85
    @SpiralStairs said:

    " @FluxWaveZ said:

    " @Jeffsekai said:

    " of course its going to suck. "
    @ryanwho said:
    " Seriously what is the potential here. Its a "look at me, cute things being evil!" satire game. Satire games suck. "
    Both of these.  Also, A2M, the developers, suck. "
     
    A2M? What kind of name is that? Makes me think of  ass to mouth.
    "
    Wonderful! This made my day.

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