Need for Speed Set to Become a Movie for Some Reason

#51 Posted by tourgen (2994 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I love alex articles!

anyway, with enough cars explosions and naked women it could be a good movie

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#52 Posted by probablytuna (2529 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Five grand.

#53 Posted by XenoNick (1248 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@probablytuna said:

Five grand.

Ten Grand?

This could be a beautiful train wreck.

#54 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

ever since I was first informed that Razor Callahan was a thing that existed.

Jesus christ :/

#55 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1815 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

EVERY-ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#56 Edited by Berserker6666 (19 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

They got it all wrong. It should've been written, directed and somehow get the main cast as "Razor" by.........

UWE BOLL.

#57 Posted by Winternet (7351 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Truly, the return of Razor Callahan is now!

#58 Posted by BabyChooChoo (3579 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Alex said:

C'mon, this movie practically writes itself. Specifically, it wrote itself back in 2001 and was called The Fast and the Furious.

I legitimately burst out into laughter when I read this. It's soooooo fucking true. Like...really...this could not be anymore spot on.

#59 Posted by SamuelLBronkowitz (35 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I don't know what to say. There's so much to say, but I don't know where to start. I will say this though, the only way this is going to be any good at all is if the racing is only a very minor side note and the movie actually focuses on a dramatic story involving the popular street drug. "We care about you, yo. We know you can be the best again if you just quit that junk!" and then Razor's all like, "You don't know anything about me! I just do it for fun! Stop judging me! I'm gonna' go race."

#60 Posted by BitterAlmond (398 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Napalm said:

"For some reason"? Goddamn it, Alex! Mix up your fucking syntax! Fuck!

Or just write like an actual video game news guy. Never thought I'd be saying this on Giant Bomb, but Alex sometimes needs to actually tone it down.