The New Super Mario Bros Drinking Game!

Posted by Synthballs (2193 posts) -

 

 Get Ready for the most drunkedness game of Mario you will ever play.


 
 Needed.
  1. A copy of New Super Mario Bros Wii

  2. A lot of liquor.

  3. 3 Friends



The rules are simple and are as followed.


  • Everytime you die you take a swig of your liquor of choice

  • Everytime you use a continue, two swigs of your liquor of choice

  • Go into a bubble, take a swig of your liquor of choice

  • In a Toad House, in the match making game every time you get a bowser square, take a swig of your liquor of choice.

  • If you don't win at least a 1UP in the Toad House cannon mini-game, take a swig of your liquor of choice


  • Using the above rules is a lot of fun and will get you very hammered. If you feel like continuing the drinking afterwards you can continue onto the Rock Band drinking game. Which is a lot more simple and only has you taking a drink if you have the lowest percentage of notes in multiplayer.
#1 Posted by Synthballs (2193 posts) -

 

 Get Ready for the most drunkedness game of Mario you will ever play.


 
 Needed.
  1. A copy of New Super Mario Bros Wii

  2. A lot of liquor.

  3. 3 Friends



The rules are simple and are as followed.


  • Everytime you die you take a swig of your liquor of choice

  • Everytime you use a continue, two swigs of your liquor of choice

  • Go into a bubble, take a swig of your liquor of choice

  • In a Toad House, in the match making game every time you get a bowser square, take a swig of your liquor of choice.

  • If you don't win at least a 1UP in the Toad House cannon mini-game, take a swig of your liquor of choice


  • Using the above rules is a lot of fun and will get you very hammered. If you feel like continuing the drinking afterwards you can continue onto the Rock Band drinking game. Which is a lot more simple and only has you taking a drink if you have the lowest percentage of notes in multiplayer.
#2 Posted by Kowbrainz (923 posts) -
#3 Posted by Romination (2777 posts) -

Drinking rule one would have the inverse effect of being made millions of times more common as the game progresses

#4 Posted by cstrang (2381 posts) -

Sounds rough.  I think I would have to downgrade to a poor quality/high alcohol content beer for this to last more than 20 minutes.

#5 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

I play it with with my six year old. That kid can hold his Jack. Being called a "Lightweight Pussy" anyone under 4 feet is kind of embarrassing.

#6 Edited by Bubahula (2197 posts) -

thats sounds like as it goes on you would be drinking more and more often.  :P
#7 Posted by Dalai (7033 posts) -

Try it with O'Douls, you'd still be hammered within an hour.

#8 Posted by Synthballs (2193 posts) -

I used beer. I think anything more would be suicide.

#9 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

That sounds like a lot of opportunities to drink. 

#10 Posted by Coombs (3449 posts) -

lol  
I played this 2 days after release
Its a good game, the more you play the more often u drink
Especially with friends like mine....
"Oh sorry i picked you up....  Ooohhhh that was a cliff, You Drink!"
 
great game

#11 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

I can't be the only one who thinks drinking games are completely moronic.

#12 Posted by Synthballs (2193 posts) -

...It is awesome! NSMBWii is already  a pretty hilarious game to play. Booze just helps!

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