When I grow up, I want to be the CSO: Chief Surprise Officer.Dear Subject Name Here,
Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.If you'd like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.
Thank you for <<RECORD SCRATCH!!!>>
PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.
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That record scratch.
"The Cake Gun"
Preach it brother.
or how about just half life 3. do y'all really want another source engine game?
Why would they need to upgrade their engine? Left 4 Dead 2 is as technically impressive as any other game, a full source engine upgrade is years off.
brad why are you bald?
This. If Episode 3 was revealed to be yet another 4-6 hour minisode using the name and technology from a 6 year old game, I would be rather disappointed. Just make a full fledged Half Life 3 at this point with the successor to the Source engine.
Oh, and this press release was pretty much the best thing ever.
The sad thing is I'm analyzing the crap out of your three word response to try to figure out if you know something we don't.