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Added by Ryan Davis on July 24, 2009


  Destroying these asteroids won't bring our father back!
Destroying these asteroids won't bring our father back!
Skepticism surrounding the Asteroids movie is already running pretty high here at Giant Bomb HQ, and IGN's interview with producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura isn't really helping things. Here's what he has to say about why he decided to make an Asteroids movie in the first place.

I was attracted to Asteroids, plain and simple, because I think what it tells you is that there's going to be this big thing in space.

As stupid a justification for a movie as that sounds, I suppose there's really not much more inspiration you could've culled from the name Asteroids. So, aside from big-ass space stuff, what is Asteroids actually going to be about?

We've crafted a really strong, deep mythology for the thing. Without divulging too much about it, it's two lead characters - two brothers - who have to go through a seminal experience to figure out their relationship, against this huge backdrop.

OK, so in between expensive CG space sequences, we'll get a story of personal growth about two brothers who don't get along until they have to put their differences aside to team up against the adversity of menacing space rocks. What's the over/under on one of them being super-responsible, and the other one a loose cannon? If there's not some sort of space academy/mining operation conceit paired with the haunting memory of a dead parent/colleague, I will eat my goddamn space-hat.

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106 Comments

PlasmaBeam44
on July 24, 2009
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard and it's sure to be shit since the guy who directed all the Mummy movies is behind it.

MatthewMeadows
on July 24, 2009
Is this all one big joke?

Like seriously?

Asteroids?

lukeissxc
on July 24, 2009
Sounds lame

Tovan51
on July 24, 2009
I'm still trying to figure out if they're joking, or morons.

Death_Unicorn
on July 24, 2009
Wow...

raidingkvatch
on July 24, 2009
I hope this IP cost a fuck of a lot of money to turn into a film just to punish this level of stupidity

Mouth
on July 24, 2009

This already sounds stupid.


wrecks
on July 24, 2009
what. the. fuck. is. going. on?

SaucySala
on July 24, 2009
Great reason to buy the rights....

"Uhhhh... I don't know why we bought it... Space? Space is cool, right?"

CaptSuavity
on July 24, 2009
I laughed so hard at those quotes, then I cried a little because I think they're serious. 

MjHealy
on July 24, 2009
This is a space Dirty Harry isin't?

damnboyadvance
on July 24, 2009
Really? I mean... really?

Is this a joke? Because if it is, it's not very funny to me. Rather, it's just sad. I've seen lots of games remade into movies, but this? THIS? What kind of idiot would make, or even attempt to make, or announce making, or ever THINK of making a movie like THIS?

Kou_Leifoh
on July 24, 2009
TANG BAIT!!!

killdave
on July 24, 2009
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" TANG BAIT!!! "
lol

Chewii101
on July 24, 2009
Rofl....Brad's take on the script was dead on.

heartlessomen
on July 24, 2009
eat that space-hat!!!

Atramentous
on July 24, 2009
Brokeback Asteroid?

EndlessMike
on July 24, 2009
Im in!

This movie sounds space-tacular!

Contra
on July 24, 2009
Predict lines that will be in this movie

"Dammit, it's too big.  You'll never make it."
"We will if we work together!"


Mikl
on July 24, 2009
Oh Ryan do you even have a space-hat?


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