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Added by Jeff on Sept. 17, 2008 38 comments
Is Gabe Newell about to be a Google man?
I want to be a Well-Placed Source. Those guys seem to have all the fun when it comes to video games and business.

For example, take a look at The Inquirer this morning--according to one of their Well-Placed Sources, Google is "going to be buying Valve any second now."

I just woke up like ten minutes ago, so to be honest with you, I'm not 100 percent sure that any of this is even happening. If I am actually asleep, and this isn't actually going down, then what's leading to this weird-ass dream instead of the one where I'm really good at baseball or the one where I can fly, but only when I'm nude? Sooo confusing.

Maybe Soulja Boy needs to open up a news division so we can all be on-top of stuff like this.

[UPDATE} MTV contacted Valve's Doug Lombardi, who is quoted as saying this is a "complete fabrication." Start your "BUT OF COURSE HE WOULD SAY THAT" conspiracy theories right... now!
Filed under : Steam, PC

38 Comments

FalcomAdol
on Sept. 17, 2008
God I hope not.

Gabe Newell cashes out at Microsoft, develops his own private fifedom in PC gaming, and then sells it to Google.  Really?

If so, I won't be buying anything on Steam anymore.

Yatesy
on Sept. 17, 2008
Hmmm, naked flying or aggressive corporate takeovers. Both fairly bizarre dreaming material if you ask me...

UrFaceIzDum
on Sept. 17, 2008
NOOOO!!!!!

I hope to god thats not true

The_A_Drain
on Sept. 17, 2008
I hope its not true, but at the same time there is little I can do about it if it is.

mubress
on Sept. 17, 2008
Well you may not be awake Jeff, but in the U.K it's close to finishing work time so I'll tell you whether this is real or not.

NOT. Never gunna happen, go back to sleep :)

Luberik
on Sept. 17, 2008
mm, buying steam? Weird, makes sence in a business way probably for him? I duno. Let's see what comes of this crazy news.

Fiziks
on Sept. 17, 2008
Crazy talk indeed. As Public Enemy once rhymed, "don't believe the hype..."

lim_ak
on Sept. 17, 2008
Although I doubt the any minute now part and it does sound rather odd, it doesn't seem like an idea that would be completely and totally horrible. Just odd.

Hamz
on Sept. 17, 2008
Feels like this just appeared out of no where and the "any minute now" part makes me wonder is this all just more publicity. But that being said Google aren't exactly a bad company, they've made a mass of money and are always venturing into new areas. I wouldn't dislike it if Google bought Valve but i would be a little disappointed to see Valve sell themselves to someone.

MattyFTM
on Sept. 17, 2008
I don't see why everyone is screaming "NOOOOOOO" without giving any reasons. I don't see how its going to be a bad thing. Google will most likely give the game development sections of the company a huge bundle of cash and say "Go do what you guys do". The content delivery might change a bit, but I'm sure they'll just add to it and not take anything away. They wouldn't want to alienate current customers.

I'm still not sure its going to happen, but I don't see how it would be a bad thing if it does.

TouchMyBox
on Sept. 17, 2008
Why is everyone picking up this rumour from shitty site The Inquirer? They don't even know how to hire a web programmer.

rk
on Sept. 17, 2008

I'm also a bit confused - why, exactly, would this be a bad thing? Everything we've ever heard from Google employees is that they're good managers of their assets - they know how much Valve's games are worth, so they certainly wouldn't screw with that, and they know how top-of-the-line Steam is, so they wouldn't mess with that either. And as someone already mentioned, Valve would have a billion dollar company backing them (not that they're short for cash or anything).

So, uhh, downside? 


Gamer_152
on Sept. 17, 2008
I don't want GLaDOS to become a search engine server :( .

hermes
on Sept. 17, 2008

That doesn't look like something Google would do. Even considering Steam, it is way out of their field.

Also Jeff, I wouldn't rule out the dream yet. Did you try getting naked and see if you can fly? Come on, I dare you!!


Shasam
on Sept. 17, 2008
Oh well. Kind of a shame, really. Google getting in to game stuff would be good, probably, and Valve having money would also be good, definitely.

orshick
on Sept. 17, 2008
I can't even begin to think of the implications of such a merger. The fit is totally weird. But Google seems to love buying the guys who are best at what they do, so this would make sense, I guess?

Osiris
on Sept. 17, 2008
Why would an awesome company get involved with a lame company as Vavle, I mean steam is just... an awe full piece of  "software". Anyway, Google in the gaming industry would be sweet but let them do something more innovative, since their programmers are insanely smart...

Ah well, think think this will ever happen. Nice dreams you have Jeff! They can get that crazy, oh yes.

Btw Gabe Newell looks beautiful as always on that picture, damn...

DiGiTaL_SiN
on Sept. 17, 2008

I dunno, but if this is true; It seems a little bit weird that Google is intrested in gaming all of a sudden. This is more about Steam than anything else really, Which - I must say - is probably a good thing. A Google powered Steam will do much better, cosidering that companies like EA still don't want their stuff on Steam because it's run by Valve.


GamesWarden
on Sept. 17, 2008
@Osiris

Valve a Lame company?

You must have awful taste in games. TF2 and Portal are pure genius.

Steam has its faults, but it's head and shoulders above it's digi distribution peers, i'm a total convert to it, having previously been of the 'i always want my game on a disc' school of thought.



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