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Giant Bomb's Top 10 April Fools Top 10 Lists

The best of the best of the best of the best--times 10.

By Brad Shoemaker  |  April 1, 2009

SIMPLY GLORIOUS.
SIMPLY GLORIOUS.
You know, as much as we'd like to think we've done all the sorting, categorizing, rating, and ranking of things as is humanly possible for five dudes in a basement to get done in one day, a pundit's work is never truly finished. You can always squeeze out another list, right? Observe.


It's a topical list, don't you think?

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The best of the famous plumber's many faces.

No one is safe from Top 10 fever. In this one, Giant Bomb's cold-hearted businessman shares tips YOU can use to stay paid!

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Have you even played any of these games?

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We had a few ideas kicking around... but yeah, whatever.

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57 Comments
Exlutonianon April 1, 2009 at 7:29 p.m.
Quality :D
Matches_Maloneon April 1, 2009 at 7:29 p.m.
Lists of Lists are awesome

JPO375on April 1, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.
....wow the number one thing on the list......is the list...............now my head hurts
stenchlordon April 1, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.
I wish it was April Fools Day here :(

It's already 1:30PM on the 2nd of April :(
Dalaion April 1, 2009 at 7:31 p.m.
Totally beat you to it.

And since I'm a Vinny fanboy, his list is #1, no questions asked.
huneron April 1, 2009 at 7:32 p.m.
The insanity of today on the site  just keeps getting funnier.
ReyGitanoon April 1, 2009 at 7:32 p.m.
Awesome. I've really enjoyed reading these lists.
megalowhoon April 1, 2009 at 7:36 p.m.
Where's RapeLay?
MasterOfPenguins_Zellon April 1, 2009 at 7:36 p.m.
How did I not see this coming.
JJOR64on April 1, 2009 at 7:37 p.m.
Loved reading these lists.
papercuton April 1, 2009 at 7:37 p.m.
DAmn good fellas
Meatsimon April 1, 2009 at 7:44 p.m.
Great lists though guys.
AndrewBon April 1, 2009 at 7:44 p.m.
Vinny's Top 10 Reasons Why Dave's Top 10 CRPG List Is Wrong gets a number 1 from me.

Can we get a quick look of the next list?
SpikeDelighton April 1, 2009 at 7:44 p.m.
Giant Bomb is amazing
Bardonon April 1, 2009 at 7:48 p.m.
:D this made my day.
Civrazon April 1, 2009 at 7:50 p.m.
Love it ;)
AllanIcemanon April 1, 2009 at 7:53 p.m.
Best Top 10 List Ever!
Sinataron April 1, 2009 at 7:57 p.m.
Missed opportunity to completely skin the site in Kane & Lynch ads for April Fools.
TheGamerGeekon April 1, 2009 at 8:05 p.m.
Craziest. Giant Bomb day. Ever.
Gagewhyldson April 1, 2009 at 8:09 p.m.
Sanity,,,pshhhh. And goodnight everyone!
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