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Added by Ryan Davis on Nov. 10, 2008
ORTHODONTICS ARE A SCAM
The whole video game preoccupation doesn't always foster the most socially approachable image, but is there really a classy place to put this snaggletoothed, acid-faced nightmare man? Nightstand? Freezer? Top of the toilet tank? Under the Christmas tree? Granted, I was completely despondent when I discovered I had just barely missed an eBay auction for a full-scale commercial replica of the WOPR for $1500, so perhaps I'd best just fold my hands neatly on my lap and keep my trap shut.
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"Snaggletoothed, acid-faced nightmare man". Indeed, this puts my five-headed Apocalypse Dragon to shame in terms of grotesquery.
Man, if we had that WOPR right now, how awesome would we be? We would have the freshest office in the entire free world.
I remember in my old science fiction magazines there were ads for some of the creepiest, most horrifying shit you could imagine. I hated those ads so much I would deliberately avoid those pages once I knew where they were, so I didn't have to get nightmare fuel. To put it diplomatically, there's always a market for folks who want to buy Melting Man.
I'm not sure there's any Gears of War thing I'd want on my mantle, 'cept maybe the games themselves.
I'm not sure there's any Gears of War thing I'd want on my mantle, 'cept maybe the games themselves.
Daym thats crazy, the only two "life size" statues id want of the video game world would be the suited dude from Fallout 3 and the Zelda statue that was a one of the E3's and is in a store in Auckland, NZ.
Agreeing with the statement of you already having the freshest office in the world, Jeff. I mean, it's got you guys, that makes it off the fresh-charts.
Giant bomb is the new freshmaker.
Alright, enough of that. Anyone seen the Lancer replica that costs like a grand?
Giant bomb is the new freshmaker.
Alright, enough of that. Anyone seen the Lancer replica that costs like a grand?
I hate to be pedantic,* but you mean "whose", not "who's". The latter is exclusively an abbreviation, whereas the former is possessive. YOU WILL NOT READ THIS SO I MIGHT AS WELL NOT HAVE BOTHERED.
* I don't really.
EDIT: Thank you for pandering to my pointless criticism. Unless it was someone else who pointed out the error, in which case screw you guys and your stupid faces.
* I don't really.
EDIT: Thank you for pandering to my pointless criticism. Unless it was someone else who pointed out the error, in which case screw you guys and your stupid faces.
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"Mercs Inc." to continue Pandemic's legacy of explosions and open-world-type stuff.
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Five more questions to tease your brain and maybe net you some cool stuff.
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