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Added by Ryan Davis on April 1, 2009

Let's face it: it can be tough enough to filter out the facts from the nonsense when it comes to video-game news on any other day of the year, and April Fools only serves to exacerbate the problem exponentially. You'd think people would learn to hold their announcements for April 2nd, but instead I'm forced to doubt everything I read today. Thanks a lot, Liars Day!

10. Legends of Zork Launches
I'll admit, that's a pretty convincing screenshot mock-up.
I'll admit, that's a pretty convincing screenshot mock-up.
You're bringing the classic text adventure series back as a free-to-play browser-based game? Good one, guys!

It's funny to see publishers mishandle their intellectual properties!

Because Star Trek is for Nerds and Rock Music is for Cool People!

Isn't it hilarious how DLC is being used to charge extra for features that are already in the game?

Get it? Because a large number of people have lost their jobs, and the developer's name has the word “Big” right there in it!

5. Syberia 3 Launching on PS3
An adventure game on the PS3? How droll!
An adventure game on the PS3? How droll!
PC gaming is dead LOL!

I'm actually still not 100% sure this isn't supposed to be an April Fools thing. If it is, the joke part is masterfully hidden.

I was waiting for the follow-up story about BioShock: ODST.

Nice try, Giant Bomb, but that's not even a real game.

This is only funny if you know that Dave played football in high school. And I do know that! LOL!

[UPDATE]: Turns out the Syberia thing is, in fact, an April Fools joke. Awesome. That'll teach me to ignore anything I ever hear about Syberia again!


40 Comments

Dirty_Harry
on April 1, 2009
lol

Death_Burnout
on April 1, 2009
Hahaha

iAmJohn
on April 1, 2009
Nice try, Giant Bomb, but that's not even a real game.

I KNEW IT!!!

snide
on April 1, 2009
Captain of the team bitch. Go Vikings.

Snapstacle
on April 1, 2009
Wait, you didn't know there was a Valkyrie Wilde remake coming out?

iAmJohn
on April 1, 2009
snide said:
"Captain of the team bitch. Go Vikings."
It's a jock - get him!

GoodKn1ght
on April 1, 2009
wait....what?

megalowho
on April 1, 2009
Big Huge Layoffs - life changing economic misfortunes aside, who doesn't love snappy headlines that write themselves?

ferrarimanf355
on April 1, 2009
I actually heard that Gamefly put up a listing for a Wii version of Mad Dog McCree. srsly...

gosukiller
on April 1, 2009
It was all just a clever RUSE! <Wacko playing the drums>.

Vorbis
on April 1, 2009
You missed off the Tales of Vesperia coming to PS3 and the Tales of Graces for Wii, lots still think its a joke but magazine scans are appearing.

Laughed at the R.U.S.E comments tho.

TheMustacheHero
on April 1, 2009
That RUSE thing confused me...

JJOR64 is online
on April 1, 2009
So the Jak game is real then?  Well I guess I can't wait then, love the Jak series.

JackiJinx
on April 1, 2009
And the world, once again, makes little sense.

OmegaPirate
on April 1, 2009
Unlike your face jacki :p

Also - VIKINGS SUCK!! 

Kohe321
on April 1, 2009
haha cool

pepper
on April 1, 2009
.....I have never been this mad at Sony in my entire time of gaming. Why the hell is Jak on a PS2 being developed by some PSP developers?

iAmJohn
on April 1, 2009
pepper said:
".....I have never been this mad at Sony in my entire time of gaming. Why the hell is Jak on a PS2 being developed by some PSP developers? "
Because Naughty Dog is busy making a game that's actually good.

spilledmilkfactory
on April 1, 2009
but.. the syberia one is an april fools joke. it says so at the bottom of the page. guess ryan read the article before it was updated. and i really, really hope that the jak and daxter thing is a joke, even though the article says multiple times that it isn't, cuz it just looks like crap and it's a stupid decision overall. i'd rather see them on my PS3 than on my PSP.

Otacon
on April 1, 2009
JJOR64 said:
"So the Jak game is real then?  Well I guess I can't wait then, love the Jak series."
See?!  lol 


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