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Added by Ryan Davis on July 1, 2009

There's certainly been a lot of talk about StarCraft lately, and with Blizzard 's plans to release StarCraft II in three , separate packages over the next few years, it probably won't let up anytime soon. But, as someone who has never played any StarCraft--I gave up on RTS games years ago, and before that I was more of a C&C man anyway--my sole connection to the Korean national pastime was this show-stopping, hard-hitting, touchdown-from-all-angles, slam-dunk of a rap song about one man's passion for, and proficiency at, playing StarCraft.
 
  
So, a little history here. Several incarnations ago, MP3.com existed as a way for independent musical acts to showcase their wares. There were charts for different musical genres, and as someone who had some of my own ill-considered suburban joke-rap up there, I was constantly checking the hip-hop chart , which is where I first encountered UhMer 's white-hot club banger, StarCraft: BroodWar. To give you some perspective on the baseline of quality of the music being posted on MP3.com, this song was #1 on the hip-hop chart for the majority of 1999. Needless to say, the internet was a lot smaller back then. Despite how much the game has changed, I'd really love to hear what UhMer has to say about StarCraft II, and I fully expect him to resurface with a sweepingly epic hip-hopera in three parts starting shortly after the release of Wings of Liberty .

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27 Comments

JJOR64
on July 1, 2009
That was was pretty cool.  I wish I could sing about StarCraft.

stephengotlost
on July 1, 2009
I demand a cross rap battle between Mr. Davis, Mr. Gerstmann, and UhMer.

floodiastus
on July 1, 2009
Man that guy got no flow....

IncredibleBulk92
on July 1, 2009
Did Shawn Elliot write that song?  Sounds like one of his goofy impressions

xxNBxx
on July 1, 2009
@floodiastus said:
"Man that guy got no flow.... "

He wrote a song about Starcraft what did you think he was going to be MC Chirs?  lol

Pomeroy
on July 1, 2009
I demand that Method Man and Redman get ahold of this
and turn it into an awesome song
because it sounds like that could totally work.

Peanut
on July 1, 2009
@xxNBxx said:
He wrote a song about Starcraft what did you think he was going to be MC Chirs?  lol "
This kid is actually significantly less annoying than MC Chris.

DiGiTaL_SiN
on July 1, 2009
I wonder how much of a fanboy do you have to be of something to actually do something like this. I can hardly name anything that would get me this exited and do a video like this.

CowMuffins
on July 1, 2009
This kid sounds like he has downsyndrome.

FlipperDesert
on July 1, 2009
damn son, dat shit iz wack

tiwi
on July 1, 2009
dude part when he sing "ohhh ohhh yeahhh yeahh" is perfect.
it sings like when you are afraid of the mic or sont want to sing.
epic sound!

TripMasterMunky
on July 1, 2009
Internet in late 90s early 00s was a great time.

Reverseface
on July 1, 2009
This SNITZZZ is oFF THE CHAIN SON! OFF THE SHIZZLE DIZZLE MY NIZZLE CO CO KAZILLE.....THROW THIS ONE TIME FOR MY HOMIEZ

TripMasterMunky
on July 1, 2009
I wonder what this guy is doing now. Makes you wonder where the makers of these lost artifacts of time go to. Also, I love the gunshot in the beginning.

Reminds me of the Halo Rap:
  


TwoOneFive
on July 1, 2009
that rap would have been good if the rapper wasnt tone def. whenever he would hold a vowel it was painful. 

asian_pride
on July 1, 2009
I guess it's ok.

Nasar7
on July 1, 2009
@TripMasterMunky said:
" Internet in late 90s early 00s was a great time. "
So true.

cuirass
on July 1, 2009
so that's who john coke was talking about...

MrKlorox
on July 1, 2009
I picked up a registrable starcraft+expansion cd-key (for use on Blizzard.com to download the game) for less than 5 bucks @ d2play.com

I also did this for Diablo II (which was 2 keys instead of 1) since I didn't own the D2 expansion and I gave my friend the extra D2 key. Well both keys worked to download and install the game, but the regular D2 key was already banned in battle.net. Luckily I can still play online with my store bought key from back in the day. Starcraft had no problem with battle.net.

raidingkvatch
on July 2, 2009
Dude would have some potential if he took himself off the hook and learned to punch on his punchlines


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