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Added by Jeff Gerstmann on July 15, 2009


I think Peter Moore could take him. 
I think Peter Moore could take him. 
OK, let's blast through a few quick stories that have been swirling around this week.

Over the weekend, UFC 100 happened. I can only assume that means it's the 100th UFC pay-per-view event. UFC president Dana White took the opportunity at a weigh-in and in some other locations to sort of crap all over EA's upcoming entry into the mixed-martial arts arena with hot quotes like...

"EA Sports never gave a [EXPLETIVE] about this sport. Now they do? Yeah, right."

Sweet. MMA Junkie has some choice quotes from the UFC boss about how he apparently tried to do a deal with EA over a year ago, but that EA wasn't interested. Now he's a bit hurt over the whole thing and, while he was at it, he confirmed the other rumors about UFC blacklisting fighters that do business with EA. Here's another look at the same story with quotes from the weigh-in.

Let's stick with EA for a bit here...

GamePolitics has one story with some economist from the University of Michigan, who claims that the deal that EA made NFL to exclusively publish licensed football games has cost Madden buyers "as much as $926 million." Seriously. Like a billion dollars? Just because Madden is the only NFL game in town? That on its own sounds sort of crazy. This theory was put forth as part of a class-action lawsuit stating that EA used its exclusive arrangement to eliminate 2K's competitive products. EA went in and found a respectful way to essentially say "that's completely crazy." Wedbush Morgan's Michael Pachter tended to agree in this follow-up story. Here's a quote from what he had to add:

I rarely read anything that gets me so incensed... They may have some odd estimates I'm not aware of, but based on what you printed, they should be embarrassed. You can quote me.

Michael Pachter, star of Pachter! The Musical. 
Michael Pachter, star of Pachter! The Musical. 
That's just Pachter being Pachter, y'all. Classic.

And in our final quick story for today, Bill Gates said stuff! Man, that guy used to say stuff all the time. Or, at least, he used to say stuff that is relevant to my interests all the time. So perhaps he's in rare form today, as he's talking about Project Natal's non-gaming applications. Specifically, he's telling CNET that he sees plenty of office applications for the crazy camera motion thing that's primarily being developed for the Xbox 360. So... will we be able to move and resize windows by waving our hands in front of our PCs? Sure, why not?

And finally, Destructoid is reporting that the announced-and-forgotten South Park game for Xbox Live Arcade will be shown at the San Diego Comic-Con, which is happening later this month. There hasn't been any real facts out there about the game, but I seem to remember hearing something about it being some sort of real-time strategy game. But that was a while ago, so there's plenty of room for me to be completely wrong about that.


30 Comments

Bigandtasty
on July 15, 2009
I look forward to Pachter! The Musical.

Hitchenson
on July 15, 2009
Huh, my last comment deleted the text I write in it? That's odd.
Anyway, I'm wondering how a South Park game can be pulled off without being really shitty, soon we'll see it seems.

Zabant
on July 15, 2009
What did patcher do to gain such a standing in the industry?

Everyone talk like he is a financial genius but i don't think he has ever been right once...

bluerei
on July 15, 2009
I completely agree with Dana White. I also agreed with that vicious knockout by Hendo against Bisping.

linfosoma
on July 15, 2009
@Hitchenson:
You´ve never played any of the other 5000 games that were released before? They were all incredibly shitty games.

Oh, and I would pay for a demonstration of a bunch of office dudes  waving their arms like idiots to try the new office-Natal, now with more incompatibility issues!

JJOR64
on July 15, 2009
Play WoW with Natal?  I'm there.

Hitchenson
on July 15, 2009
@linfosoma: I have not. I imagine this will be a shitty game though... just don't see how it would work.

Mordukai
on July 15, 2009
Pachter! The Musical will include number like:

- Predictions in the Mist.
- Gone off the Deep End
- Analyzing Schmenalyzing.
- I Get Paid for This Shit.
- Usually  I'm Wrong (But will never admit it)

RHCPfan24
on July 15, 2009
Eww...another South Park game. That will work wonders.

Claude
on July 15, 2009
Natal and the workforce, we're watching you.

lacke
on July 15, 2009
Pachter is usually right though. At least from an Econ textbook point of view. You have to differentiate what he thinks personally and what he thinks professionally though (if that makes any sense).

FreeTWOGame
on July 15, 2009
As much a drama queen Dana White can be. This is the guy who put mixed Martial Arts on the map. Before cable wouldn't show it, because it was thought to be too barbaric. Now thanks to corperate sponships, regulation, and PR handling it's a legitimate sport in the United States.

Death_Burnout
on July 15, 2009
He continues to remind me of Disturbed's David Draiman in that picture.

Also, is the Pach Back now? i think so!

Kolonel_Kool
on July 15, 2009
I remember the disappearance of South Park.  If they make this like a Monkey Island, or Sam and Max, I'll be happy with it.  That's the only way I can see South Park being a good game.  Like most, I'll download the trial before I buy it. 
I'll still argue that ESPN NFL 2K5 is the best football game ever made.  I will never buy another Madden game after playing that masterpiece.  You were able to watch SportsCenter between weeks!  EA has the better hockey game right now, though.

LaszloKovacs
on July 15, 2009
Pachter will not tolerate bullshit.

Axion
on July 15, 2009
Natal office applications? Probably would have made more sense to release it as a PC product instead of a gaming peripheral...

MordeaniisChaos
on July 15, 2009
@Axion said:
" Natal office applications? Probably would have made more sense to release it as a PC product instead of a gaming peripheral... "
New technology like this? No, trust me, the game industry is the best way to introduce tech like this, because the industry is probably the most capable of proving it, and helping it develop.

Oni
on July 15, 2009
I think Michael Pachter is a great personality and, from what I can tell, a pretty good analyst. It's cool/weird that he gets so much press, it's probably due to him being such a charismatic person who gets people talking.

DiGiTaL_SiN
on July 15, 2009
Maybe?.... NEVER!

Jimbo
on July 15, 2009
Touch OS is outdated already?  Sweet!  Bring on the flailing.


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