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Added by Jeff on Sept. 16, 2008 218 comments

OK, it's been fun, but Giant Bomb is officially closed for business. There's really no point to us reviewing games because we've been give the Gas Face by the new face of video game coverage, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.

I used to think that our videos were a handy mash of information and entertainment. But our entire existence is worthless when compared to Soulja Boy's review of indie darling, Braid. Or as this video's description calls it, "some funny ass game I found on Xbox Live."

Expect to see similar Gone Fishing or Out of Business announcements from every other gaming publication over the next 48 hours. We just can't compete with this sort of depth and insight. Sorry.

Look for my new Internet venture, jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtopumpgas.com in the near future.

Filed under : Braid, Xbox Live Marketplace

217 Comments

MrGetBonus
on Sept. 16, 2008

Now that right there is what I call a review. You guys could learn a thing or two from him.

Clean
on Sept. 16, 2008

wow

DrDemon
on Sept. 16, 2008

dumbass

hwarang
on Sept. 16, 2008

WTF is that?

MrCHUP0N
on Sept. 16, 2008

Doesn't Soulja Boy like, owe YouTube some sort of royalties for his crap career? I'm waiting for Jigga to fire back a rebuttal telling Tell 'Em what a waste of life he is. (Again.) Right before he proceeds to review Boom Blox.

empire_man
on Sept. 16, 2008

Tell em, Soulja Boy.

GalvanizedNails
on Sept. 16, 2008

lol saw this on the forums and laughed for like an hour. The games industry is doomed! I hope Johnathan Blow emails him

Standing_Gopher
on Sept. 16, 2008

Dis shit called Braid.

albedos_shadow
on Sept. 16, 2008

I saw this earlier. Hilarious. "It's like Mario in the future, with a business suit."

Tarsier is online
on Sept. 16, 2008

LOLL

Tru3_Blu3
on Sept. 16, 2008

That was a phenomenal review.

PlasmaBeam44
on Sept. 16, 2008

That guy is a complete idiot.

rohanspear345
on Sept. 16, 2008

Best review ever

StevieD130
on Sept. 16, 2008

Jeff, dude, it's time to retire... unless you want to start a review war with Soulja Boy...

BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!

yeah, choco taco.

systech
on Sept. 16, 2008

Somewhere, Jonathan Blow is laughing his ass off.

CleverLoginName
on Sept. 16, 2008

"It's like mario but in the future"... Jonathan Blow couldn't agree more

CurtisManCannon
on Sept. 16, 2008

There really isn't a point to that game, is there???

DefAde
on Sept. 16, 2008

Ain't dumb people funny... it's like watching a 3 year old entertain themselves for hours with nothing but an empty cardboard box

Jeffsekai
on Sept. 16, 2008

what a twat

j_meyer_13
on Sept. 16, 2008

I want those 2 minutes of my life back, dammit...I could have read page of my history book in that time.

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