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Want Hentai Soda? Try Tentacle Grape

The Most Delicious Hentai Soda On The Market?

Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation.  This new soda is supposed to be the perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Would you be willing to give this a try?  Someone let me know what it's like.  Don't miss out on the limited edition label...
lamegame621on Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:26 a.m.
interesting.
Endogeneon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:27 a.m.
The bumper sticker must give you some nice reactions.

edit: wonder if it is a normal condom that comes with it or one that looks like a tentacle.
Dwreckon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:27 a.m.
I want the Giant Bomb crew to drink this on the Bombcast.
PLWolfon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:28 a.m.
LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO
TekZeroon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:29 a.m.
Because gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans have different caffine needs than everyone else.
KnifeySpoonyon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:29 a.m.
Yeah, this needs to be the next taste test for the bombcast
papercuton Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:32 a.m.
yum?
OmegaPirateon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:33 a.m.
Just fucking WOW- those crazy Japs!
Chiroteraon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:33 a.m.
"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

As opposed to... tentacle cherry? I'm not sure what frightens me more; this soda, or the fact that there might be other hentai sodas on the market. If it was the only soda, it'd be marketed as "The only hentai soda on the market."

Perish the thought.
JJOR64on Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:34 a.m.
If I drink this will I grow a tentacle?
GMan staff on Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:37 a.m.
TheWolf619 said:
"LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO"
I forgot to include:
Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.
Coltonio7on Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:40 a.m.
Man, what kiiind of tentacles?
Mowgerson Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:40 a.m.
So, er, you boys going to be trying this one? You really should. You know, in the interests of science.
Genoon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:45 a.m.
"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

Lol, I didn't know such a market existed.
TooWalruson Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:51 a.m.
This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol
GMan staff on Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:56 a.m.
TooWalrus said:
"This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol"
The info I got said it was perfect for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.  It's almost like they knew I had access to all three sites. 

That and it's a slow news day.
PowerSerjon Dec. 30, 2008 at 10:57 a.m.
Mm, mm, love me some hentai soda!
PeldonPeldonon Dec. 30, 2008 at 11:04 a.m.
Ah well, it's been specially formulated for <i>gamers</i>.  I had better get some then.


Seriously, I am getting some.  Hentai Soda, makes a great gift.
LiquidPrinceon Dec. 30, 2008 at 11:06 a.m.
That's so weird =P
Fire_Marshall_Billon Dec. 30, 2008 at 11:14 a.m.
this is too funny
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