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X-Blades Glamour Shoot: A Giant Bomb Exxxclusive

If you love the hot, sexy, smokin' hot ladies of X-Blades, you simply cannot afford to miss these exclusive, eye-popping pixxx!

By Ryan Davis  |  Feb. 6, 2009

The only things I know about X-Blades are that it's being published by SouthPeak, it's being developed somewhere in Russia, and every mention of the game I've seen has been, without fail, accompanied by a barrage of images of hyper-sexxxy half-naked anime-girl asses. Now I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't appreciate an artistic interpretation of the female form, a point I will prove right now with these totally hot ASCII boobs ( . )( . ) but c'mon guys. There's nothing sexy about trying so goddamn hard. So, imagine my surprise when we receive a package from SouthPeak today containing three drab, heather-grey X-Blades promotional shirts that feature just the logo! Not even a hint of g-string! Of course, sexy samaritans that we are, we decided to lend SouthPeak a hand a by staging an impromptu photo shoot proving that it's the attitude, not the tailor, that defines sexinessitudity.
Perhaps best of all, the FedEx package these shirts came in didn't include the actual game itself, despite the fact that X-Blades is scheduled for release on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC next week. I guess these awesome shirts will have to tide us over!
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198 Comments
Rioon Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:55 p.m.
..........
manathirston Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:55 p.m.
Hilarious, those shirts look like they are going to rip apart.
MattBodega moderator on Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:56 p.m.
Finally. Modeling on Giant Bomb!
Seanakin66 is online on Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:56 p.m.
That last one makes me think Jeff's been hitting a little too much of the Irn Bru.
Arkthemaniacon Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:58 p.m.
Did they plan on using the green screen, or . . .?
RyanDon Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:58 p.m.
wow, that's hilarious!
chandlerr_360on Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:59 p.m.
Lol...
soul101on Feb. 6, 2009 at 4:59 p.m.
......................*wow*........................
HatKingon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5 p.m.
Oh man almost didn't click on the article thinking it was going to be stupid pictures of a game I care nothing about.  So glad I clicked on it now.
Jimbo7676on Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:01 p.m.
Brad looks high in all of those pictures.
Steve_Con Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:01 p.m.
That's so good. Ryan's a natural.

You guys should give your own shirts this level of hot treatment.
ZmillAon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:02 p.m.
wow
Kraznoron Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:03 p.m.
Had no idea this was being developed in Russia just assumed it was somehow from Japan. Now I know, and yes those pixxx are pretty awesome.
Bucketdethon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:05 p.m.
Very nice, LOL
birdbrainon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:08 p.m.
So they do have pot pipes in the office
Foil1212on Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:08 p.m.
I want someone to mess with that backdrop.
Gregomastaon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:08 p.m.
GREAT.
Spenceron Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:11 p.m.
Work it, gentlemen!
LordAndrewon Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:16 p.m.
You can always count on the Russians!
artofwar420on Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:17 p.m.
That last pic is hilarious.

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US Release Date: Feb. 10, 2009

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