ESRB's best use of i.e.

#1 Edited by trophyhunter (6040 posts) -

Ninety-nine nights 2 summary 
 Players enter a world of darkness, a world in which war has been waged for close to 99 days, and it is players' goal to get rid of the darkness. In this fantasy-action game, players control five warriors who use their weapons and magic to battle the armies of darkness and kill the Lord of Darkness. Gameplay mainly involves hack-and-slash combat in which players use swords, clubs, and magic to kill hordes of enemy soldiers at a frenetic pace. Some attacks cause enemies to fly and flail in the air; other attacks lead to jets of blood and torsos strewn on the battlefield. And darkness does not obscure the blood spray that sometimes shoots out of enemy soldiers during cutscenes (a major factor for the Mature rating): In one sequence, an armor-clad warrior impales several enemy knights (of darkness), withdrawing his sword in slow-motion amidst trailing spurts of red blood. Consumers may also wish to know that a female demon-like creature with sprouting tentacles does appear topless (i.e. nipples ).

#2 Posted by Bigandtasty (3138 posts) -

Didn't ESRB say "i.e. nipples" for Dragon Age as well, or am I just being forgetful?

#3 Posted by Gamer_152 (14265 posts) -

This ESRB summary would be nothing without that last sentence.

#4 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1162 posts) -

They failed to mention the greatest part of the game: the fact that it has not one thousand nor one hundred thousand but ONE MILLION troops

#5 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -

You mean wan meeewion twoobs?

#6 Posted by b33 (413 posts) -
@trophyhunter said:
topless (i.e. nipples ). "
#7 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -


#8 Edited by apertura (196 posts) -


#9 Posted by psyborg0815 (444 posts) -

Rock and roll.

#10 Posted by emkeighcameron (1895 posts) -

Isn't this the same crew that gave us the great ME2 terms "space furniture" and "future blouse", or something similar?

#11 Posted by Icemael (6793 posts) -

They should put these descriptions on the back of the boxes.

#12 Posted by Atomasist (2793 posts) -

You got to love the ESRB.

#13 Posted by natetodamax (19415 posts) -

I like breasts.

#14 Posted by Evilsbane (4914 posts) -

Rofl pure gold.

#15 Posted by b33 (413 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" I like breasts. "
nipples are clearly superior
#16 Posted by jakob187 (22272 posts) -

A female with tentacles and nipples? 

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