Flippin' out like a Ninja
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a ninja’s ability to perform a somersault while flipping his blade around madly in mid-air. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding ninjas, that his head is considered the rightful property of some or at least one of their katanas.
”My dear Ninja Cop,” said his wife to him one day, ”have you heard that the other ninjas in the area wish to chop off your head in the most gruesome and unpleasurable manner?"
Ninja Cop replied that he had not. He promptly decided to jump out of the window and go on a daredevil suicide mission to try and kill all the other ninjas by flipping out mid-air with his red-hot flaming katana to burn and cut their stupid faces in half. Sometimes he also threw shuriken at them, sometimes fireballs, and sometimes it was green stuff that looked a little like the violent sneeze of a mad wizard. In the end, he killed all those motherfuckers and rescued all the hostages taken by any nearby low-life thugs, except for the ones he accidently slashed to pieces or hit with his shuriken.
To summarise, the incredible awesomeness of Ninja Cop (also known as Ninja Five-O) speaks for itself if you just watch it with your own two eyes, unless a ninja blinds you first.
A video has been embedded below for your viewing pleasure. Warning: You will feel the need to do flaming somersaults.