Devastating news from reliable-news-source bobsgame.com. In Bob's latest blog entry, he writes that:
"Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment."
Oh NO! Nintendo can't go under before the next Zelda game comes out! Oh GOD NO! Let's all hope that the terrible prophecies from this ranting crazy-man never come to pass! And what could this "information" possible be!?
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Nintendo was founded in Kyoto, Japan in 1889 as a manufacturer of hanafuda playing cards. The company went through several small niche businesses before becoming a video game company.
Devastating news for Nintendo, company will cease to exist soon!
Perhaps some contact info. Anyway if he makes such stuff public he will probably be sued and raped to hell by Nintendo.
Sort of hoping this happens now....
here is what his site exactly says
Hold on just a second- that's not nearly villainous enough. I need to stay in character here.
Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment.
Do you hear me, Mr. Iwata? Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Yamauchi?
I know the truth.
Why don't you ask NOA? I told the entire company everything on day 10.
I even told them about THAT a month ago.
Don't tell me they didn't tell you! Those fools!
Iwata-YUU will realize, tensai.
I'll do it. ;}
REGGIE is done. DONE.
I'll ruin it. I know.
Do you hear me?
NO MORE NEED FOR THE OLD EMPIRE!
GAME OVER, REGGIE!
"He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi."But if Bob goes back in time and kills Fusajiro Yamauchi, then Bob would never have gone back in time in the first place because Fusajiro Yamauchi was dead, and if he never went back in time, Fusajiro Yamauchi would be still alive and Bob would go back in time again, creating a time loop.
"It's entirely possible that Bob is insane, drunk, or some combination of the two."Or he is just an attention whore
I'm strangely fascinated by this nutjob. It's not just like watching a trainwreck - it's like watching a train slow down, hammer into a few cars, back up, hit a school bus, shift forward, ram a trolley full of midget nuns, and then finish off the day crashing into a nursing home.
"I'm strangely fascinated by this nutjob. It's not just like watching a trainwreck - it's like watching a train slow down, hammer into a few cars, back up, hit a school bus, shift forward, ram a trolley full of midget nuns, and then finish off the day crashing into a nursing home."That happened to me once!
"LordAndrew said:Ah the joys of a paradox."He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi."But if Bob goes back in time and kills Fusajiro Yamauchi, then Bob would never have gone back in time in the first place because Fusajiro Yamauchi was dead, and if he never went back in time, Fusajiro Yamauchi would be still alive and Bob would go back in time again, creating a time loop."
I have had ENOUGH.
YUU JUST WON'T LISTEN!
I'm not playing around here. This isn't some kind of game.
I've spent FIVE YEARS trying to play by the rules.
I've tried going by the book, reading the manual, following the instructions - but Yuu just won't play fair, Nintendo.
This time, Yuu will play by MY rules.
It's time for a surprisingly surprising turn of events- a twisted plot twist!
By playing "bob's game," Yuu will destroy the evil, corrupted GANTENDO organization!
(EVERY TIME Yuu plays "bob's game," Bob kills a Pikachu!)
But I like Nintendo! This is terrible!
YUU MUST NOT PLAY "bob's game!"
YUU MUST DEFEAT ME!
YUU MUST BE STOPPED!
YUU CANNOT WIN!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
THIS SENSELESS REVENGE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!
I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!
LordAndrew said: "He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi." But if Bob goes back in time ... [more]
i would have called the luny bin as soon as he bloody locked himself in his room to get nintendos attention the guys a danger to himself and others and should be put away. but what if he has something ......that is the truth, would you beleve him would you actualy lissen to a man that locked him self in his room that has been on these dilushional rants for so long the people who were on his side just laf at him now
@the_chojin99: Bob is fighting for his life, Nintendo stamped on him and left him hanging. Bob will get his revenge. I hope whatever he has destroys Nintendo.
So, people like Keyser missed the memo where "Bob" (that's actually the game's protagonist, not the developer') tried to turn his douchebagery all around by saying it was all just being in-character with the game's storyline I guess. Nintendo stamped on him? Lolx2. Not that this makes his antics alright but anyway... It seems he's given up, there's been no news after his demo was harshly criticised by pretty much everyone who experienced it. Perhaps he realised you need a game, not just provocative marketing attempts that disgrace all hard working indies.
So, people like Keyser missed the memo where "Bob" (that's actually the game's protagonist, not the developer') tried to turn ... [more]
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