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    Nintendo was founded in Kyoto, Japan in 1889 as a manufacturer of hanafuda playing cards. The company went through several small niche businesses before becoming a video game company.

    Devastating news for Nintendo, company will cease to exist soon!

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    #1  Edited By toowalrus

    Devastating news from reliable-news-source bobsgame.com. In Bob's latest blog entry, he writes that: 

    "Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment."

    Oh NO! Nintendo can't go under before the next Zelda game comes out! Oh GOD NO! Let's all hope that the terrible prophecies from this ranting crazy-man never come to pass! And what could this "information" possible be!?

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    #2  Edited By Megalon

    It's entirely possible that Bob is insane, drunk, or some combination of the two.

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    #3  Edited By Icemael

    Oh noes! There is only one way to prevent Nintendo's destruction... we must kill Bob! Get your pitchforks and torches people, we've got a game developer to lynch!

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    #4  Edited By deathfury

    The big secret is... NINTENDO IS A BIG MEANIE!

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    #5  Edited By xplodedd

    Nintendo=bob.
    there is nothing really that fool can do.
    while i like his game, its just that it looks
    like the ad campaign isnt that top notch

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    #6  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    There's a crazy dude I occasionally see in my town who I call bob because he's always shouting out crazy shit.

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    #7  Edited By LordAndrew

    He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi.

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    #8  Edited By Endogene

    Perhaps some contact info. Anyway if he makes such stuff public he will probably be sued and raped to hell by Nintendo.

    Sort of hoping this happens now....


    here is what his site exactly says

    Hold on just a second- that's not nearly villainous enough. I need to stay in character here.

    Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment.


    Do you hear me, Mr. Iwata? Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Yamauchi?
    I know the truth.
    Why don't you ask NOA? I told the entire company everything on day 10.
    I even told them about THAT a month ago.
    Don't tell me they didn't tell you! Those fools!
    Iwata-
    YUU will realize, tensai.

    I'll do it. ;}

    REGGIE is done. DONE.
    I'll ruin it. I know.
    Do you hear me?

    NO MORE NEED FOR THE OLD EMPIRE!

    GAME OVER, REGGIE!
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    #9  Edited By deathfury
    LordAndrew said:
    "He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi."
    But if Bob goes back in time and kills Fusajiro Yamauchi, then Bob would never have gone back in time in the first place because Fusajiro Yamauchi was dead, and if he never went back in time, Fusajiro Yamauchi would be still alive and Bob would go back in time again, creating a time loop.
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    #10  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    Bob either thinks that April has arrived already or is just insane  !!!!

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    #11  Edited By Black_Rose
    Megalon said:
    "It's entirely possible that Bob is insane, drunk, or some combination of the two."
    Or he is just an attention whore
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    #12  Edited By End_Boss

    I can't wait for this guy to kill someone (preferably himself). Its gonna' be awesome.

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    OMG NOES!!

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    #14  Edited By pause422

    Sounds like nintendo is sure in for it!

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    #15  Edited By PercyChuggs

    People are still talking about him and his stupid stunt thing? Who cares.

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    #16  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    I'm strangely fascinated by this nutjob.  It's not just like watching a trainwreck - it's like watching a train slow down, hammer into a few cars, back up, hit a school bus, shift forward, ram a trolley full of midget nuns, and then finish off the day crashing into a nursing home.

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    #17  Edited By Superchris129
    Sparky_Buzzsaw said:
    "I'm strangely fascinated by this nutjob.  It's not just like watching a trainwreck - it's like watching a train slow down, hammer into a few cars, back up, hit a school bus, shift forward, ram a trolley full of midget nuns, and then finish off the day crashing into a nursing home."
    That happened to me once!
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    #18  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    deathfury said:
    "LordAndrew said:
    "He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi."
    But if Bob goes back in time and kills Fusajiro Yamauchi, then Bob would never have gone back in time in the first place because Fusajiro Yamauchi was dead, and if he never went back in time, Fusajiro Yamauchi would be still alive and Bob would go back in time again, creating a time loop."
    Ah the joys of a paradox.
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    #20  Edited By RHCPfan24

    This is becoming one of the best dramas on line right now, or it could be called a comedy.

    Bob's comments about Game Over at the end make me think about Aliens with Bill Paxton. "Game over man! Game over!"
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    #21  Edited By Gizmo


    I have had ENOUGH.
    YUU JUST WON'T LISTEN! 
    I'm not
     playing around here. This isn't some kind of game.
    I've spent 
    FIVE YEARS trying to play by the rules.
    I've tried going by 
    the book, reading the manual, following the instructions - but Yuu just won't play fairNintendo.

    This time, Yuu will play by MY rules

    It's time for a surprisingly surprising turn of events- a twisted plot twist!
    By playing "bob's game," 
    Yuu will destroy the evil, corrupted GANTENDO organization!
    (EVERY TIME Yuu plays "bob's game," Bob kills a Pikachu!) 

    But I like Nintendo! This is terrible!
    YUU MUST NOT PLAY "bob's game!"
    YUU MUST DEFEAT ME!

    YUU MUST BE STOPPED!
    YUU CANNOT WIN!

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! 
    THIS SENSELESS REVENGE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! 

    I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!




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    #22  Edited By ThomasP

    Would someone please put this guy in the insane asylum already.

    I hate Bob, yet I want to play his game. WTF is wrong with me?

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    #23  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

    I know what he's going to say.  So I'll say it here now.  Nintendo gave him the clap.

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    #24  Edited By Gizmo
    FiestaUnicorn said:
    "I know what he's going to say.  So I'll say it here now.  Nintendo gave him the clap."
    You mean Nintendo have made a deal with him to publish his game?
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    #25  Edited By StaticFalconar

    You know this is just gonna turn into an ad for Burger King

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    #26  Edited By Player1

    Jeff was right. This guy is insane.

    This was all just a publicity stunt.

    It's too bad, I was actually cheering for the guy for a little bit.

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    #27  Edited By BBQBram
    deathfury said:
    LordAndrew said: "He's going to go back in time and kill Fusajiro Yamauchi." But if Bob goes back in time ... [more]
    That occurs to me in EVERY SINGLE film, game or series plot with timetravel or split timeline stuff. It makes my brain loop. It's probably why Back to the Future seemed flawed to me, even as a kid I could poke big holes in it's logic.
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    #28  Edited By Keyser_Soze

    Power to Bob! Nintendo treated him like filth, Nintendo will reap soon enough.

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    #29  Edited By lord_canti

    i would have called the luny bin as soon as he bloody locked himself in his room to get nintendos attention the guys a danger to himself and others  and should be put away. but what if he has something ......that is the truth, would you beleve him would you actualy lissen to a man that locked  him self in his room that has been on these dilushional rants for so long the people who were on his side just laf at him now

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    #30  Edited By c1337us

    Who bumped a Bobs Game thread? And why would you want to? Its like trying to rid your mind of an annoying tune only to hear it on the radio and get it stuck there again. Ugh.

    Die Bob Die.

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    #31  Edited By Keyser_Soze

    Bob's a genius in a mad world.

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    #32  Edited By lord_canti
    @Keyser_Soze:  no hes mad in a genius world
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    #33  Edited By Keyser_Soze

    @the_chojin99: Bob is fighting for his life, Nintendo stamped on him and left him hanging. Bob will get his revenge. I hope whatever he has destroys Nintendo.

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    #34  Edited By Al3xand3r

    So, people like Keyser missed the memo where "Bob" (that's actually the game's protagonist, not the developer') tried to turn his douchebagery all around by saying it was all just being in-character with the game's storyline I guess. Nintendo stamped on him? Lolx2. Not that this makes his antics alright but anyway... It seems he's given up, there's been no news after his demo was harshly criticised by pretty much everyone who experienced it. Perhaps he realised you need a game, not just provocative marketing attempts that disgrace all hard working indies.

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    #35  Edited By Keyser_Soze
    Al3xand3r said:
    So, people like Keyser missed the memo where "Bob" (that's actually the game's protagonist, not the developer') tried to turn ... [more]
    Oh Nintendophiles, when will you people learn. Always sticking up for your casual, industry destroying company. Nintendo is a pile of shite. Get it. I've seen Bobs game demoed, it's still better than oh I don't know 95% of the crap they release on the Wii and DS.

    #If you support the Wii your children will be next.#
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    #36  Edited By EpicSteve

    He hasen't commited suicide yet?

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    #37  Edited By atejas
    TooWalrus said:
    Devastating news from reliable-news-source bobsgame.com. In Bob's latest blog entry, he writes that:  "Sometime in the next 20 days, I ... [more]
    Choo choo, motherfucker.
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    #38  Edited By zidane33

    this got boring a long time ago but still i do want nintendo to be annihilated

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    #39  Edited By OldManLollipop

    Is it safe to call Bob a liar yet?

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