Seems like I can't get a product SKU description w/o a bunch of filler marketing jargon about how it's fun and plays games!

Skool me pls on box contents, what is wrong and what did I leave out?  What else do I need? I am buying this for my girlfriend.  I have some classic NGC games already, my plan is to buy Rayman Rabbids 1 and TV party and Wii fit of course for the panties shaking party.    I know I need the Component cables separate and probably another controller, is that in the Wii Play pack only?

1 Wii console
1 Wii Mote
1 Nunchuck
1 Composite cable
1 Wii sports
1 Sensor bar?

danke!

you get.. a wii

Yep that looks about right. Wii Play should come with the extra remote you buy (the one with the box, not the plastic case - should say "Wii Play" on it). 

Don't forget the lonely soccer mom you pick up in the Wii aisle ;)

"Don't forget the lonely soccer mom you pick up in the Wii aisle ;)"