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Oh Suda you have done it again and i love you for it. Ever since Killer 7 I havn't had enough of you you stylish look to games makes even the poorest hardware look ever so strong. But this isnt about you suda. This is about No more heros.
You play a man who is in every respect an otaku of massive proportions. His hotel room is filled with anime figures and mexican wresteling masks. Your goal is to become ranked the #1 assassin in hopes that Silvia will (how do i keep this clean) do favors for you. And giving us the number one video game quote of all times. "If I become number one, will you do it with me? "Your in the town of santa destroy which is a craaazy town indeed. Your adided on your adventures by Thunder Ryu a former pro wrestler that trains you via mini games to earn you more combos and more health all whilst making very innapropriate remarks. Dr Naomi who makes and upgrades beam katanas for a steep price and seems to want to remove you of your skin. And lastly a drunk who teaches you wresteling moves with innappropriate names in return for fetching him several lovikov balls scattered all around the world. Now for the gameplay. The closest comparisan i can make is a grand theft auto simply because its an open world however this isnt very accurate as you have 1 vehicle which is your motorcycle and you cant kill anyone except when in a mission. Now you roam around town looking for part time jobs which consists of a mini game which may involve pumping gas. kill scorpions, gathering coconuts and such. Once this has been done you can do a quick assassination mission where your fighting skills are tested and you must kill 20 people without getting hurt and well you get the idea. After you gather so much money your given a rank mission in which you do a series of fights before you get to your ranked match. To fight you hit the A button each attack takes away a chunck of an emeies health (fairly standard) but when they are ready for the kill your given an arrow in which to white the wii remote to do a finishing move which slices an enemy in a very brutal and bloody fashion. After you have made your kill you are awarded with a slot machiene type mechanism where if you match 3 items your given a special dark side mode each named after a food. These special dark side modes turn you into a killing juggernaught killing just about everything in 1 hit. Each hit takes away a chunk of your beam katanas energy and eventually you must recharge it. How do you recharge it? shake the wii mote and travis will sit down and make very suggestive motions.After awhile of this its time to save and youll save like every other american does. By sitting on the toilet. after this of corse its time for the real fun. your ranked match. Each ranked matchconcsists of a very diverse Boss fight ranging from a super hero, to a lady with a bomb for a leg, to a samurai lady,from a magician, to an old lady wih a shopping cart its all there. Each fight is differant requring differant skills to master all of them are extremly fun. This game will also appeal to your OCD nature as well giving you incentive by collecting cloathes, lovikov balls,and trading cards from all over as well as allowing you to collect video tapes of wresteling matches and much more. All in all if your not a fan of killer 7 you probally wont like this. But if you like stuff that will make you say WTF this ones for you!
p.s if you dont plan on playing the game or dont care about spoilers watch the ending cutscene of the ending on youtube or something billiant i say!
