I said, "hey, I'm listening to the Hotline Miami soundtrack, I should check out the Giant Bomb Quick Look of this game!"

I typed in "Hotline" into the search bar, and this... fucking thing came up.

I can't believe... I mean who would... now I must fucking find all of the information I can about this game. I have to find the developers, research the development company and the staff. I have to know it all now. I have to jump down this fucking rabbit hole due to my own dumb curiosity.

I mean it's fucking the only way now to get this dumb fucking thing out of my head. I have to go so far now. The wiki page on this is going to be so fucking immaculate, you have no idea. It'll be bursting with information in like a week, two weeks time.

Goddamn it.

http://www.amazon.com/Sync-Hotline-Fantasy-Phone-CD-ROM-Pc/dp/B00005JG3W

Here, if you want to take your research REALLY seriously.

I'm ashamed to say that I knew someone when I was a teenager that had this game. Yes, it's as bad as you believe it is. It's actually worse than you think it is.

@DFSVegas: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

@jakob187: You have to kill them now.

i feel like this is the game that finally nails choice and consequence. in a big way.

@Napalm: Someone is selling it for $5 on Amazon, you need to buy it and give us the most accurate information possible for the wiki.

YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

i found $20 on the floor and bough this album with the money back when it came out

I hope it's a dating sim

@jakob187 said:

I'm ashamed to say that I knew someone when I was a teenager that had this game. Yes, it's as bad as you believe it is. It's actually worse than you think it is.

^ I totally knew this guy... who had this game... wasn't me.

Lets see how far you can go down the *NSYNC rabbit hole you can go...

http://www.amazon.com/N-Sync-Game-Boy-Color/dp/B00005NCB0/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1356291641&sr=1-1&keywords=*N+Sync%3A+Get+to+the+Show

Forum?

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/1679/

Product Features

• Hear their real voices
• For Windows 95 or newer
• See exclusive video footage of the guys
• Learn new facts about the band
• Use your Fantasy Phone as a game controller too

Sounds like if you can meet the insane system requirements, you'll be in for a hell of a time. This is what PC gaming is all about!

You must record yourself playing the game!

We need a Jeff-Brad Quick Look, to get to the bottom of this game!

I always get stuck on the ice cave in the Bye Bye Bye level. Such bullshit; did anyone actually playtest this game?!

@iAmJohn said:

did anyone actually playtest this game?!

No.

It's in the top forums.

@Apparatus_Unearth: That's the best part.

Developed by STUNT PUPPY ENTERTAINMENT. 
 
Fuck.

So I'm biting the bullet and buying it.... what has my life become.

"Here are some words that rhyme with Corey..."

So is this better or worse than Spice World for the PS1? I guess that is to say, is there a nude cheat that I can put into the game to make everyone lose their clothes like in that game too?

Joey was my favorite.... ahhh, I'm joking. Of course it was Justin!

I'll have it in 4-14 business days. I'm going to regret this

@Empirepaintball said:

@Apparatus_Unearth: That's the best part.

You're both welcome.

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

@GorillaMoPena @Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

@fox01313 said:

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

...what...

@Castiel said:

@GorillaMoPena @Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

I hope it is able to be my boy band themed game of the century.

@GorillaMoPena said:

@Castiel said:

@GorillaMoPena @Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

I hope it is able to be my boy band themed game of the century.

Alright that's cool man. I just wanted you to be honest about your intentions. :)

@Castiel: Stop with the smiley faces. It's creepy.

I want a quick look.

@Napalm said:

@Castiel: Stop with the smiley faces. It's creepy.

:) :D ;) ;P

Alright I stop now. Truth be told I have never been the biggest fan of smiley faces. I have just been on some forums where they weren't able to see if something were meant ironic without a damn smiley, I will never use a smiley on GB ever again.

Smiley faces have made people dumber and stop making them think for themselves. It amazes me that some people aren't able to spot sarcasm or irony without a smiley.

@buzz_killington: Fuck you, JC for life.

@Napalm said:

@fox01313 said:

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

...what...

you were looking for the Hotline Miami quick look, remember?