Hotline Miami? NOOOO!

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#1 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

I said, "hey, I'm listening to the Hotline Miami soundtrack, I should check out the Giant Bomb Quick Look of this game!"

I typed in "Hotline" into the search bar, and this... fucking thing came up.

I can't believe... I mean who would... now I must fucking find all of the information I can about this game. I have to find the developers, research the development company and the staff. I have to know it all now. I have to jump down this fucking rabbit hole due to my own dumb curiosity.

I mean it's fucking the only way now to get this dumb fucking thing out of my head. I have to go so far now. The wiki page on this is going to be so fucking immaculate, you have no idea. It'll be bursting with information in like a week, two weeks time.

Goddamn it.

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#2 Edited by DFSVegas (373 posts) -
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#3 Posted by jakob187 (22868 posts) -

I'm ashamed to say that I knew someone when I was a teenager that had this game. Yes, it's as bad as you believe it is. It's actually worse than you think it is.

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#4 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

@DFSVegas: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

@jakob187: You have to kill them now.

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#5 Posted by killacam (1341 posts) -

i feel like this is the game that finally nails choice and consequence. in a big way.

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#6 Posted by SerHulse (710 posts) -

@Napalm: Someone is selling it for $5 on Amazon, you need to buy it and give us the most accurate information possible for the wiki.

YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

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#7 Posted by xMEGADETHxSLY (484 posts) -
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i found $20 on the floor and bough this album with the money back when it came out

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#8 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

I hope it's a dating sim

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#9 Posted by ArtisanBreads (7650 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

I'm ashamed to say that I knew someone when I was a teenager that had this game. Yes, it's as bad as you believe it is. It's actually worse than you think it is.

^ I totally knew this guy... who had this game... wasn't me.

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#12 Posted by Giantstalker (2224 posts) -

Product Features

  • Hear their real voices
  • For Windows 95 or newer
  • See exclusive video footage of the guys
  • Learn new facts about the band
  • Use your Fantasy Phone as a game controller too

Sounds like if you can meet the insane system requirements, you'll be in for a hell of a time. This is what PC gaming is all about!

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#13 Posted by streetninja (194 posts) -

You must record yourself playing the game!

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#14 Posted by coons84 (77 posts) -

We need a Jeff-Brad Quick Look, to get to the bottom of this game!

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#15 Posted by iAmJohn (6218 posts) -

I always get stuck on the ice cave in the Bye Bye Bye level. Such bullshit; did anyone actually playtest this game?!

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#16 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@iAmJohn said:

did anyone actually playtest this game?!

No.

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#17 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3650 posts) -

It's in the top forums.

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#18 Posted by Empirepaintball (1466 posts) -

@Apparatus_Unearth: That's the best part.

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#19 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2748 posts) -

Developed by STUNT PUPPY ENTERTAINMENT. 
 
Fuck.

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#20 Posted by GorillaMoPena (3298 posts) -

So I'm biting the bullet and buying it.... what has my life become.

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#21 Posted by KaneRobot (2642 posts) -

"Here are some words that rhyme with Corey..."

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#22 Posted by Pepsiman (2791 posts) -

So is this better or worse than Spice World for the PS1? I guess that is to say, is there a nude cheat that I can put into the game to make everyone lose their clothes like in that game too?

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#23 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Joey was my favorite.... ahhh, I'm joking. Of course it was Justin!

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#24 Edited by GorillaMoPena (3298 posts) -

I'll have it in 4-14 business days. I'm going to regret this

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#25 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

@Empirepaintball said:

@Apparatus_Unearth: That's the best part.

You're both welcome.

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#26 Posted by fox01313 (5186 posts) -

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

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#27 Edited by Castiel (3173 posts) -

@GorillaMoPena@Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

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#28 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

@fox01313 said:

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

...what...

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#29 Posted by GorillaMoPena (3298 posts) -

@Castiel said:

@GorillaMoPena@Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

I hope it is able to be my boy band themed game of the century.

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#30 Posted by Castiel (3173 posts) -

@GorillaMoPena said:

@Castiel said:

@GorillaMoPena@Napalm: : You do realize that no one is forcing you to buy it. You are doing this because deep down you want to play the game. You are only using this thread as an excuse to play the game. ;)

I hope it is able to be my boy band themed game of the century.

Alright that's cool man. I just wanted you to be honest about your intentions. :)

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#31 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

@Castiel: Stop with the smiley faces. It's creepy.

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#32 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

I want a quick look.

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#33 Edited by Castiel (3173 posts) -

@Napalm said:

@Castiel: Stop with the smiley faces. It's creepy.

:) :D ;) ;P

Alright I stop now. Truth be told I have never been the biggest fan of smiley faces. I have just been on some forums where they weren't able to see if something were meant ironic without a damn smiley, I will never use a smiley on GB ever again.

Smiley faces have made people dumber and stop making them think for themselves. It amazes me that some people aren't able to spot sarcasm or irony without a smiley.

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#34 Posted by Mister_Snig (755 posts) -

@buzz_killington: Fuck you, JC for life.

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#35 Posted by TheHT (14160 posts) -

@Napalm said:

@fox01313 said:

Next time just goto the video section & search there instead for a quick look. Or now that the game of the year stuff is out, find the link in those lists. Good luck with the other mission.

...what...

you were looking for the Hotline Miami quick look, remember?

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