Enjoy watching me struggle to defeat the nefarious controls of Octodad in this informative motion picture video:
Octodad is an accurate simulation of the struggle of everyday life and fatherhood for a dad who also happens to be an octopus.
Also, the controls are terrible.
TERRIBLE. Henceforth, octopus. Ergo, Octodad.
The controls are Octodad.
A bird is now fluttering at my window, so I must leave you to go sing to it and pet deer and bunnies in the forest.